Chapter 9.5: Numero Uno
LA, California. January 2003.
“Dōzo yoroshiku onegai itashimasu.” Those were the first words out of my mouth as I shook the hand of the person in front of me and gave them a polite bow. He was Japanese, and I, who stumbled through that sentence with what was probably horrible elocution, am obviously not. But I g...
2024-02-08 19:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 9: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Heathrow Airport, London. September 2002.
I enjoy showing off as much as the next guy, probably even more so if I was completely honest with myself. But even I could tell when something left the realm of good taste and became wholly unnecessary.
Point of fact, my current predicament.
Today was the last o...
2024-02-08 15:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 8.5: Upbeat
London, UK. July 2002
Forget Harry Potter, I should’ve been the new James Bond.
Call me super spy in disguise. I wore a cap and a face mask. Even my sense of style was twenty years ahead of the curve.
No shades, though. I wasn’t that much of a douche just yet.
There was a banner for the upcoming release of ...
2024-02-08 15:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello to all new and current members!
Just a quick update on the schedule for this week's releases for paid members.
Thursday February 8th 2024
I'm on TV! Chapters 8.5, 9, and 9.5
Friday February 9th
Witch Weekly 7th edition.
I am also currently working on character profiles for all the OCs in IOTV and will be releasing that soon as well.
Thanks f...
Recently I've received request from readers to create and include pictures of the OC's in IoTV! I thought it'd be a good idea to turn them into a full profile with complementary images.
The only issue is I cant draw worth a damn. My only recourse is to potentially use AI image gen to accomplish this.
So I leave the decision to you lovely people. Should I use AI art ...
2024-02-03 17:24:15 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 8: Stand-ins & Stunts.
Leavesden Studio, UK. April 2002
Chris blew his whistle in short, sharp bursts to organize the throng of children occupying the set. It reminded one of being in PE class.
I hopped slightly on my toes, testing the crash mat beneath my feet. I felt the wires attached to the harness under my costume tug uncomfor...
2024-02-03 12:21:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7.5: Rapid Fire.
Leavesden Studio, UK. January 2002.
[The three actors playing the Dursleys sat around the dining table eating their food. Fiona Shaw, who played Petunia, fussed over Harry Melling as Dudley, who was eagerly scarfing down the food that had long since gone cold. I was in the kitchen area of the set, pretending to fry some ...
2024-02-03 12:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostVeela Dilemma Part 3
Featuring: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Gabrielle Delacour
Tags: Public, Swimsuit, Voyeur
The beach would be safe, wouldn’t it?
The entire household was all dressed and ready to hit the sand, sun, and salt today. The kids especially were on the edge of wetting themselves in excitem...
2024-02-02 14:08:41 +0000 UTC View PostDust Snorkack
Featuring: Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood
Tags: Maid, Shower, Hand job
I apparated into Grimmauld place and found it suspiciously clean. My wand was out immediately.
I’d sent Kreacher off to live with Andromeda so that he could help care for Teddy, so the onus of Grimmauld’s housekeeping fell solely on my shoulders.
...
2024-02-02 14:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello all members!
I've updated I'm on TV! with chapters 6, 6.5, and 7 as promised.
EDIT:
Witch Weekly 5th and 6th edition a well as the 2 BONUS chapters of IoTV! chapters 7.5 and 8 are are live!
I hope you all enjoy reading the latest additions!
Much love
Bar Calak
2024-01-31 09:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7: Unscripted
WB London Branch, UK. November 2001
As she strode into the meeting room with Columbus, Kloves, and Heyman, Jo Rowling felt like, for once, she was the one in the lead.
It was time to finalise the screenplay.
She’d been in these meetings a hundred times before and usually...
2024-01-31 09:51:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 6.5: Snakes & Ladders (of the corporate variety)
Beverly Hills, 90210. May 2001.
Ostentatious, it wasn’t a word used a lot these days by people who themselves weren’t pretentious. It basically meant all glamour and no class. It was the most appropriate word I had in my vocabulary to describe the building and int...
2024-01-31 09:42:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 6: Newboy
London, UK. March 2001.
Shooting wrapped towards the end of Feb, 2001. Almost immediately after the wrap party, there was a single press conference scheduled for the three of us - Emma, Rupert, and I - to attend.
It was surreal. A massive hotel banquet hall was packed to the brim with cameras ...
2024-01-31 09:34:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy utmost thanks and welcome to all members!
As part of my ongoing effort to make my patreon subscription worth your while I am providing an updated schedule for this week's releases.
On Wednesday, January 31st 2024 I will upload the following :
I'm on TV! - Chapters 6, 6.5, and 7
Witch Weekly - 5th edition, 6th edition
These will remain exclusive to you...
2024-01-27 03:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostTo all my paid members,
As promised, here are the advanced chapters:
I'm on TV - chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 5.5
Witch Weekly - 3rd edition, 4th edition
Now officially available to you!
Let me know your impressions!
Bar Calak
2024-01-24 12:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostWitch Weekly 4th Edition: Veela Dilemma Part 2
Featuring: Harry Potter, Gabrielle Delacour
Tags: Hidden sex, Yandere, Anal
It was my second day on vacation with the Weasleys in France, and breakfast was in full swing. Coincidentally, my penis was also in full schwing.
When the meal had begun, I’d done my best to hide myself between And...
2024-01-24 12:23:32 +0000 UTC View PostHogwarts Sexpress
Featuring: Harry Potter, Bathsheda Babbling
Tags: Hidden Sex, MILF, Teacher
Eighth year was going to be interesting. As I glanced outside my compartment’s window, it felt eerily reminiscent of first year. I sat alone in my compartment, watching as stragglers ran onto the train when the whistle blew.
I spotted the auro...
2024-01-24 12:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5.5 Sticks & Stones
Alnwick Castle, UK. December 2000.
My shooting schedule was brutal.
In between the interior school scenes filmed at Durham Cathedral - such as the transfiguration classes - I was also shuttled back and forth to Leavesden studio, where the Privet drive scenes were being filmed in tandem.
We even got to incl...
2024-01-24 12:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5: Polaroid Express
You never know how much or how little you have until you put your life into boxes.
A week’s worth of clothes, a well-worn pair of trainers, a folder full of documents, a camera, and a toothbrush. My entire existence fit into a single, medium-sized duffle bag with enough extra room for a tiffin and thermos.
Even my scrawny arms cou...
2024-01-24 12:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 4: Brass Tacks & Income Tax
The sixth day had passed, but day six had yet to arrive. Mrs Stephens anxiously busied herself around our squeaky clean suite while I moped on the couch.
“Ooh…” she sat beside me and clasped my hands between hers. “Don’t let this get you down, dear. You gave it your best, didn’t you?”
“... It’s still di...
2024-01-24 12:18:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy sincerest thanks and welcome to my first few members!
In order to ensure none of you suffer from buyer's remorse and get your money's worth I'm outlining my update schedule for upcoming advanced chapters.
On January 24th 2024 (GMT +7) I will release the following:
I'm on TV - chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 5.5
Witch Weekly - 3rd edition, 4th edit...
2024-01-21 01:16:18 +0000 UTC View PostWitch Weekly No.2 Veela Dilemma Part 1
Featuring: Harry Potter, Gabrielle Delacour
Tags: Hidden Sex, Yandere, Oral
“Good morning, Harry!” normally having that shouted in your ear by a five-year-old child while the vigorously shook your shoulders a little too early in the morning isn’t a pleasant way to wake up.
But Harry Potter was...
2024-01-19 05:59:16 +0000 UTC View PostS.P.U.M. (Society for the Pleasure of Unappreciated Muggleborns)
Featuring: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Tags: DomSub, Office, Friends to Lovers
Despite it being merely her first year at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Hermione found the ministry arm as difficult to wrangle as the XXXXX beasts the...
2024-01-19 05:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostA collection of smut focused oneshots and multi chapter minisiries set in the Harry Potter Universe. Featuring new witches and original premises every week - all revolving around Post-Hogwarts, 8th year, and AU's.
2 chapters every week! Advanced chapter according to tiers.
2024-01-19 05:50:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 3: JK ain’t Kidding Around
I found myself once again in a nondescript room in an office building for my third round audition. At least, this time the lights were shining everywhere rather than directly on to my face.
It was nice being able to see who I was performing for, for once.
And what a cast it was. Chris Columbus the director, Steve Kloves the...
2024-01-19 05:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 2: Will you Marriot me?
“Oh, this is so terribly exciting! I can’t believe we’re in LA. Have your ears popped yet, dear? Mine seem to be rather stubbornly fuzzy.” Mrs Stephens - who had generously chaperoned me across the pond asked me. I dug into my pocket and found a Werther’s original butterscotch sweet and handed it to her.
“Suck on this for ...
2024-01-19 05:20:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 1: Warn A Brother
Cardiff, Wales. January 2000.
Transmigrating twenty-two years in the past into the body of a seven-year-old may seem like a massive inconvenience, but to the ill-prepared mind, re-life was the next great adventure. The mechanics of my arrival in the time-stream would remain a mystery till my dying day.
My last memory ...
2024-01-19 05:13:34 +0000 UTC View PostA casual transmigration career building slice-of-life fic. With access to modern internet watch how the MC exploits foreknowledge to turn himself into an entertainment mogul over the course of decades. This is wish fulfilment without any shame. The story of Harry Potter, as told through the lens of the movies, and the changes within.
3 chapters every week! Advanced chapters acc...
2024-01-19 05:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post