He wanted to stand out on the job... but not like this!
INT. OFFICE – DAY
A silver-haired man in a modest gray suit sits nervously across from a younger interviewer. A résumé sits on the desk between them.
OLDER MAN: So, I’ve got year...
INTERIOR. ITALIAN RESTAURANT – NIGHT
CARLO and GINA are on a date. He is a sleazy guy with a big pompadour, she is a haughty hottie in a tight green dress. CARLO leans back in his chair with a smirk.
CARLO: So, what’s it gonna be, Gina...
INT. COLLEGE SCIENCE BUILDING – DAY
ALGIE, a wiry nerd wearing a yellow hoodie and thick glasses, has just closed his locker. JENNA, a cute, tattooed girl, approaches him with a spray bottle in her hand.
JENNA: Hey, Algie! Remember yesterday, whe...
2025-07-29 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostAw, damn it. I thought I'd scheduled today's gif for 9 AM, but I just saw it was accidentally scheduled for 9 PM. (It's an easy mistake to make, with Patreon's UI!) I'm gonna bump today's gif until tomorrow at 9 AM, so be sure to check back then. I think this one's really fun!
2025-07-28 22:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought! But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password might just be a popular household pet ...
2025-07-26 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This is such a bouncy bed! I just keep bouncing and bouncing and...
What do you mean, it's not the bed?
2025-07-25 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
You are hereby ordered to report to the Feminization Station.
His hands trembled as he read the letter over and over again, praying it was a mistake. Did they really expect him to start his life over as a woman? No, he couldn't do it. He wouldn't do it!
But everything changed when ...
2025-07-23 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA – DAY
DEX, a big, broad-shouldered jock with a pompadour and a nasty smirk, drops into the seat across from IVY, a shy nerd girl wearing glasses with red lenses. She flinches at his presence.
DEX: Heeeey, nerd-face! C...
2025-07-21 16:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password might just be a popular household pet that's not a dog and rhymes w...
2025-07-19 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
INT. BRYSON ESTATE – GRAND FOYER – DAY
Reggie, a laid-back massage therapist, enters the marble foyer and glances around.
REGGIE: Uh, Mrs. Bryson? Cassandra? You ready for your 3 o'clock?
We hear the click-clack of high heels. A woman...
2025-07-18 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
ANNOUNCER 1: And here comes the Tigers’ newest recruit, Kurt Perry. Built like a tank and jumps like a jackrabbit. Guy’s got serious hops.
ANNOUNCER 2: Watch this... BOOM! Slam dunk!
ANNOUNCER 1: Wow! And... uh, wait. Am I seeing things...
2025-07-16 21:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Phil tried to live a normal life, despite being afflicted with the Ranma curse. Whenever he was splashed with cold water he was transformed into a curvy blonde woman, so he just avoided cold water at all costs. No swimming. Only hot showers. He even called in sick on rainy days. He'd been working at th...
2025-07-14 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password might just be a popular household pet that's not a dog and rhymes w...
2025-07-12 11:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
He was always goofing off at work, playing fantasy football, sending his co-workers dumb memes or taking quizzes to find out what kind of Pokemon he was. One lazy afternoon, he downloaded a new app that said it'd give you a bimbo makeover. He could hardly wait to show the guys what he'd look like as so...
2025-07-11 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach Donnelly always took real good care of his boys.
If one of his players got a little reckless on the road - maybe knocked up a groupie or some small-town waitress - Coach would make a few quick calls to the right people and the problem would disappear. The press stayed quiet. The girls got n...
2025-07-09 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
DAYTON, OHIO — Alex Jenkins, 27, said all he wanted was a quick fix for his dry skin. What he got instead was a full-body transformation from a young white man into a stunning, curvy Black woman.
“I was in a hurry,” Jenkins said. “Didn’t see my own lotion, so I grabbed my girlfriend Dej...
2025-07-07 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHey, cuties. The last few months your donations have been very generous, and I am, as always, incredibly grateful. Your support has made a huge difference for me, emotionally, financially, and creatively. So thank you, thank you, thank you. I put hours and hours of work into every gif, because you all deserve it. (Well, also because making these gifs is so fun. But you might be surpris...
2025-07-05 20:07:27 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password might just be a popular household pet that's not a dog and rhymes w...
2025-07-05 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
God, this pool party is so boring. There are no girls here!
Huh? There's a hot blonde babe in the pool, right now? And she's wearing an itty-bitty pink bikini that really shows off her curves? What are you talking about? I don't see a girl like that anywhere...
Note: Be...
2025-07-04 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"I know I should be very upset about you giving me that magic tanning lotion that turned me into a girl and made me attracted to men, but... mmmm, I just can't stay mad at you, baby!"
2025-07-02 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
EXT. ROMAN STREET – DAY
A bright, sunny afternoon. LUCA (30s, tall, handsome, enormous pompadour) is swaggering down the street when he spots a voluptuous woman in a tight black dress. He lets out a low, appreciative whistle. The woman glares at him and he grins.
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, June's password might just be a color that rhymes with clue, and also happens to be...
2025-06-28 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I got sick of dropping hundreds on clothes for the office, so I found a magic spell I can use to conjure up a brand new suit! It's supposed to be a sexy, double-breasted number with a great silhouette and bold, stylish checks. I bet I'll really get the boss' attention now! The whole office is gonna do ...
2025-06-27 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
EXT. CITY STREET – DAY
A cute, sparkly FAIRY girl flutters over a gritty, urban sidewalk, wand in hand. She spots a gray skyscraper, she waves her wand, and... POOF! The building is transformed into a 40-storey gingerbread house, complete with gumdrop trim and frosting win...
INT. LOCKER ROOM – DAY
A BASEBALL TEAM is unwinding post-practice. JACK, the team's cocky star player, is leaning against a doorway and bragging to the other guys.
JACK: So, Friday I've got a hot date with Hazel, then Saturday I've got an even hott...
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a color name that rhymes with clue, an...
2025-06-21 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"Today this hot babe came into the garage for some bodywork, and I told her I'd gladly work on her body for free. I was just being funny, but she got real mad. She pointed her finger at me and started chanting in some weird language, and when I asked her what the heck that was about she said,...
2025-06-20 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight my car broke down in some little hillbilly town that wasn’t even on the map. Probably more cows out here than people. I figured I'd be stuck sleeping in my car, but then this creepy old dude comes clomping out of the cornfields. We're talking overalls, scraggly beard, glass eye. He seemed fri...
2025-06-18 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
When reports came in about a rowdy motorcycle gang calling themselves the Wizards, Officer McAllister figured he could scare them out of town with some tough talk and a few citations. But when he marched into their hideout at the old factory, he discovered the Wizards were actual wizards. McAl...
2025-06-16 12:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, June's password might just be a color that rhymes with clue, and also happens to be...
2025-06-14 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post