My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 4
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Commissioned by Arksoul
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“Uh, yeah. I’ll leave the war mongering to you, Ebb. This place has way too much purple.” I squeezed my eyes and massaged them before stumbling back to the alien base that we conquered. The fighting was over, and all the bodies were dragged into the darkness. Ebb gave me a tel...
2025-04-24 01:49:26 +0000 UTC View PostA Perfectly Logical Guide to a Superhuman Apocalypse: 91 [Volume 1 End]
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Word count: 2500
Commissioned by Arksoul
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Unfortunately, I couldn’t enjoy a couple of my favorite games due to the fact that the apocalypse actually happened. While post-apocalypse games with survival elements and great stories were already so few that they had to be cherished, the fac...
2025-04-24 01:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 13
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Interlude: Rita
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Bronze skin, scarlet eyes, clawed hands, blood-red hair, and mouths filled with fangs.
The Demons were easy to find… if they did not disguise themselves.
“We’re fortunate to have the Iterants. Otherwise, we’d have been infiltrated and found cults all over our lands.” Morgan stated. We were called to assemble, ...
2025-04-21 05:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 12
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It took months for us to get decent reports back after I pulled the Iterants out of foreign territories.
Long enough for me to question whether or not I should’ve taken the risk and kept them in.
However, Khanrow did his job with his own secret organization, while I provided him everything that he requested.
The result was that we finally had ...
2025-04-14 20:16:56 +0000 UTC View PostMy Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 3
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“Hmph, these new invaders are weak. They have already fallen.”
“Oi… pass the chocolate cereal.” Ebbs willed some shadowy tendrils to manifest off its orb-like body to push the carton my way. I sighed as I lifted the box. Barely half a cup of chocolatey, sugar-frosted flakes fell into my bo...
2025-04-11 15:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostGiant Robots? Say no more. I’m in. Volume 2: Chapter 1
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Word count: 2500
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You’d think leading the vanguard of a fleet meant to set up a new Arcology would let me avoid politics for a year or two. Gathering data on territory wiped off of the map, fighting off bugs, bots, and squids with big guns, and commanding a spaceship with ludicrous amounts of guns should e...
2025-04-08 01:21:45 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 11
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Going nuclear results in an alien invasion, so the only real routes to putting down the rest of the world were through chemical or biological weaponry.
Chemical weaponry looked good on paper. We have supersoldiers that are resistant to a lot of poisons and diseases. Testing with a few nerve-based aerosolized agents showed that people toughened up with basic...
2025-04-07 16:51:40 +0000 UTC View Post
The Citadels have arisen and the age of warlords have passed. The Citadels are the cornerstones of nations and those who hold control have shattered the status quo. Lands long considered wild and untamed are being shackled and brought to heel. Mysteries and unknowns are being undone. Industry arises from where there was once only squalor. The Academy sees all this and watches. Their dominance ove...
2025-04-04 15:18:27 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 10
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It’s probably racist to say that I was relieved to see that my smuggling-focused Champion was a rat-type of the Beast Tribe.
Merchant Champions all enjoyed additional traits based on random character generation. Sarala had additional diplomacy thanks to having overtly lion-like features. It was like a 5% buff to his diplomacy. Some would say that’s negl...
2025-04-01 03:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostGentleman’s Guide to Fantastic Beasts 61 (End)
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Sivantic.
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Ever since I left the As’Kari, my travels made it so that Cornelius was my most common compatriot. Upon his back were all my belongings, and he was stalwart in his duty, as my loyal companion.
Now, it was time for me to bid him farewell for a few years.
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2025-04-01 02:46:24 +0000 UTC View PostApocalypse Reborn: Demon Lord 15
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I had to give it to the Guardians of the Moon.
They lived up to the hype of being a bunch of snobby, elitist Vampires that were actually good guys.
The lands we travelled through were dark and heavily forested with plenty of hills. The Ancients probably intended for it be a lumber and mining zone. Lots of accessible resources with jus...
2025-04-01 01:55:55 +0000 UTC View PostA Perfectly Logical Guide to a Superhuman Apocalypse: 90
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Arksoul
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“Coffee?”
“Sure, thanks.”
I was outside on the porch. Maelstrom’s large cabin had a pretty nice view of the valley below. From her home, just walking outside, she could see her efforts. Fields and fields of grain, vegetables, and a few pens...
2025-03-30 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostA Perfectly Logical Guide to a Superhuman Apocalypse: 89
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Arksoul
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Honestly, the asteroid base had me wondering if the destruction of global civilization was just a power play.
“Hey, Parvati, how likely is it that the rich and powerful broke up civilization just to consolidate power after things settled down?” The ast...
2025-03-30 03:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostApocalypse Reborn: Demon Lord 14
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The moment my eyes met Morgan, I knew that I was dealing with a bonafide Demon Lord. Though she tried to look like meek with large glasses, messy hair, and covered herself up with a massive coat, with a single glance I knew that she was skilled, powerful, and talented. I didn’t know exactly how I did it. My gut just screamed at me that she was ...
2025-03-28 23:18:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Northern Noble is a Grinder (Chapter 7)
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Commissioned by Sivantic
Wordcount: 2500
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Fighting against wolves proved to be another test.
A test of enduring pain.
“You’re not weak anymore! Stop acting like it. Their teeth will scratch, their claws will tear, but it’s only pain! Endure!” I fought with Alice back-to-back. We elected to brin...
2025-03-28 02:04:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe Northern Noble is a Grinder (Chapter 6)
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Run.
Roar.
Repeat.
My ankles felt like lead between my boots, the soles of my feet felt heated with coals, and my calves twitched with every footfall.
Run.
Roar.
Repeat.
Every breath of northern air felt like frost in my lungs. Tree after tree appeared in my vision, needing to be avoided, while...
2025-03-26 01:41:32 +0000 UTC View PostAs a Househusband, Awareness is Required (1.2)
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Sponsored by Ichypa
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Yeah, I thought that with the warm-welcome that the Namgoong clan gave I was going to be able to relax a little
Then, I started reading into things and found that lazing around and relaxing wasn’t on the table.
The Namgoong clan has had husband-consorts before. It was a way of making...
2025-03-25 18:46:08 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 9
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Sarala was one of the Champions longest with us, but I rarely met with him. All his reports were on the up and up, and validated by Ayah and a couple of other Iterants. All his accomplishments were either within expectations or wildly beyond them. As a ‘support’ Champion, though he could be deployed in battle and kill plenty of opponents, he was best suited fo...
2025-03-24 05:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostEven So, I am The Hero: 4/4
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Interlude: Taline, The Imperial Princess
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Whispers abounded across the land of the Hero.
The first and only Paladin of the Goddess of Death was out there now, fighting against the machinations of the Demon Lord, with forces of followers of Death supporting him.
Father felt no small amount of fury at the situation.
It h...
2025-03-22 03:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 8
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The only thing stopping me from becoming alcoholic is the fear that becoming alcoholic will lead me to making a shit decision.
So, I made do with clearing out four whole days for rest and relaxation, and heading into my ‘personal study.’
Otherwise known as my mancave with robot butlers.
I had one at every Citadel now.
“I want chicken-...
2025-03-17 17:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostEven So, I am The Hero: 3/4
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“We could make better time if we did not aid this village, Hes. The monsters are gone. Why do this?”
Clara grunted as she picked up a large wagon with one hand, and used the other to attach a nearby wheel to an axle. With one look at the state of iron, she whispered words in her people’s tongue, and it was strengthened. The driver thanked ...
2025-03-16 22:34:27 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 7
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Maybe it was the blood loss, or maybe it was the years of keeping calm and controlled while pretending to be a legendary lord, but I managed to keep my cool.
“Stand down. The Iterants and Ayah are my subjects. Their lives are mine.” My mind ran a mile a minute. Begging was out of the question. Being spineless would be stupid. My instincts and experience ...
2025-03-10 15:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 6
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Okay, my stomach’s empty.
That lowers the chance of me puking my guts out because of nerves significantly.
After speaking with Khanrow, I went to where the Goddess of Death was stored beneath the Scholar’s former Citadel. Since it had the least amount of life around it, being mostly frosty mountains, it should play well with her tile improvement ab...
2025-03-03 03:48:49 +0000 UTC View PostGentleman’s Guide to Fantastic Beasts 60
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Sivantic.
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There was something I wished to verify, before I started hunting the Wyverns, especially as I began to observe them.
The main reason was that they communicated with one another.
I’ve already encountered another form of life that did not resemble humanity as I ...
2025-02-28 23:34:59 +0000 UTC View PostA Peasant’s Guide To Sorcerery: 21
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Commissioned by Ichypa
Wordcount: 2500
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Interlude: Su
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“Oh, they’re bad people. They need to go.”
The words were simple, but they were undoubtedly the death knell of the whole Ba Clan.
Lady Ying was swift to speak up.
“Lord Zhang, we cannot simply assault a whole clan. It would too...
2025-02-28 23:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostGentleman’s Guide to Fantastic Beasts 59
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Sivantic.
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I assisted in the construction of the new town, as I did with the old one.
First, of course, was the matter of water and shelter.
They chose a wide river valley to make their home. They ventured up and down its length to determine its source and exit and found i...
2025-02-28 04:45:13 +0000 UTC View PostA Perfectly Logical Guide to a Superhuman Apocalypse: 87
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Wordcount: 2500
Commissioned by Arksoul
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Maelstrom’s concern over having someone sent to fight her… thankfully didn’t manifest anything. As crazy as it sounds that someone talking about bullshit like that didn’t end with that bullshit happening, it looked like things went as planned. We went in...
2025-02-27 16:34:17 +0000 UTC View PostApocalypse Reborn: Unique Victory Conditions
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Commissioned by Chaosbrain
Wordcount: 2000
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A Silent, Dead World:
Non-Faction Specific
Prerequisites:
-Unlock Fission Bombs
-Use Fission Bomb Strike Package 10 times.
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We thought that we were on the cusp of victory, but we now rule...
2025-02-27 03:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostV10: Chapter 5
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After ironing out the details with Erlan regarding their priority work on figuring out how to make an aircraft engine, I hoped back aboard the transport to meet with Khanrow in the Scholar’s former Citadel.
Unfortunately, after the Iterants were revealed, the Scholars had gone to ground, cut their losses, and decided to lay low.
However, apparently, ...
2025-02-24 16:45:40 +0000 UTC View Post