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Phallus in the Sky mp4

Here's the Phallus of Glycon mp4 .  Thanks!

Phallus in the Sky sound track

Here's the sound track for Phallus of Glycon. 

Fernando and the Pink Floppy Disk of Chaos - Episode 1 - The Phallus in the Sky

Here is the first episode of the Disk of Chaos series.

So far I'm just publishing it just for patrons, not publicly yet.  So please don't share it!

I decided to do this after the ad revenue thing happened, but now I'm wondering if I should just publish it as a single cartoon when it's done rather than a series.  Haven't decided yet.  

I hope you like it!  

Tactical thinking! Mainstream?

Chase made this comment in the Ad rev kerfuffle  post and I'd like to make a new post about it and my response to it because it got me thinking (sorry Chase, hope you don't mind).

Chase: "YouTube's business model itself is a problem. In 2014 it had $4 billion in revenue yet made zero profit. The l...

Tobey Maguire (new song)

Hey guys here's the results of the collab.

Here's an mp3  if anyone wishes to have a copy of this beauty.

What do you think...worth animating a cartoon for this?

Ad rev kerfuffle

Has anyone been following the youtube ad boycott thing?  I noticed the ad revenue on the day I uploaded the Sweet Boy Beach cartoon was lower than it should be, like less than half of what I would expect.  

Recently a google employee asked me if I had considered "making longer videos".  Yikes wouldn't that be nice if I could animate minutes of animation like shooting a video! &nbs...

Sweet Boy Beach - The Stranger and the Storm

Here's the public version  if you feel like sharing it.

It would have been more appropriate to upload this yesterday because it was the wettest day in six years, but I kept noticing minor mistakes that necessitated re-exporting it, and because of the effect I use on the backgrounds it takes a long time to ex...

Sweet Boy Beach soundtrack.

Here's the tunes used in SBB Ep2:

Super Fierce Special Spirit Zone (the main theme)

Nice Boys 

2017-03-31 14:23:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Sweet Boy Beach video

Here's the Sweet Boy Beach HD video.

Thanks!

Switching from "per cartoon" to monthly.

Hey,

So for a while now the amount of people watching my cartoons has been on a slightly declining plateau path.  The same is true for patron pledges.  So I want to make a few changes and see if I can reverse both trends (or one of them at least!)

I'm going to switch the patreon to trigger monthly instead of per cartoon starting at the end of this month.  

I want to tr...

lick lick lick

Fernando and the Phallus in the Sky henceforth referred to as "skydick" is coming along pretty well.  Usually at this point during a project I start to dislike if not hate it and question my judgment in starting such a horrendous enterprise but that hasn't happened this time so that's a good sign.

I would like to finish it by the end of the month, it's looking kinda unlikely at thi...

Sky Phallus update

Fernando and the Phallus in the Sky is coming along swimmingly.  It's awesome to be animating a flying sequence with Princess the goat and of course drawing Fernando again.

Ocelot is going to voice the significant new character.  Ocelot also voiced Raymondo from World's Greatest Manwhore and Sergei from Ultimate Street Yacht Battle.  I usually give him b...

Ol' Fernball's triumphant return

The gif above is the first few shots of Fernando and the Phallus in the Sky.  Usually I do all of the assets and do the animation later but this time around I'm doing it differently.  It's more or less already storyboarded in the comic so that saves me time too.

I have another script called Fernando and the Phallus of Glycon, but it's so incredibly huge (25-30 minutes...

Bruce Wizard - Magic Trick

Here's the public version  if you're tempted to share it.

There was something about this one, when it was half finished until just recently I despaired of it fitting together, and I felt quite despondent about it.  But when I figured out what the music should be and finally got the lines for the Wizard ...

Bruce Wizard - Magic Trick HD vid

Here's the HD vid for your...collection.

Bruce Wizard Soundtrack

Bruce Wizard - Magic Theme 

Jackson's Theme 

If I could just toot my own horn a little here, I think this is one of my better soundtracks.

Bruce Update

I thought I'd have it done by now! I might be able to finish it this month, not sure yet.  Just kinda blew out.  

I have made a nice theme for the first half but the second half hasn't fallen into place yet.  Also, I'm having some weird technical problems with the voice actor for the antagonist character and don't have those lines yet.  So yeh, and that's all I've been doing ...

Swet Boyz feat. Buce Wyzyrd

Bruce Wizard: Magic Trick is coming along swimmingly, at least visually.  It will definitely be one of the weirder ones.  Will it be entertaining or any good at all?...only time will tell.  I think that's part of the challenge when making something surreal and absurdist, it's harder to know if it's working before the elements come together.  I'm trying a new voice acto...

Sweet Tunes

Some sweet tunes here from Sweet Boy Beach

Sweet Dunes I made this after visiting a modern art museum.  It has a companion video and they're supposed to function together as an installation but it was too boring so I didn't post it anywhere.

2017-02-01 14:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Sweet Boy Beach - The Gloriously Crappy Adventures of Cuthbert & Dante

I finished the collab cartoon from December.  I think it turned out ok.  Worth making more?  Not sure.

(Btw not treating this as a patreon cartoon, just an experiment.)

January

I've been storyboarding a tv length project for worldstarhiphop.com for 4 weeks now.  A few days ago, Q, the founder of worldstarhiphop, creator of the original concept and client for this job, died in his sleep.

So suddenly it looks less likely that this cartoon will be finished, since it's only at storyboarding phase.  It might still happen, the producer is committed to finishing it ...

shitpost

Thought I would share this gif of shot 1 of Bruce Wizard: Magic Trick as I'm pretty happy with it.  Yeh it's supposed to look like a ripoff of Hogwarts...cause it is.  The text on screen will be "Wizard School".

Some of you might have read some of the house of squid comics my friends and I have dra...

New Years Eve WORD WALL

Last day of the year huh?

The title image is Bruce Wizard teaching a class at Wizard School.  You can't see it here but in the reverse shot it is revealed that his pupils are tremendously bored with his whispery drivel.

I want to say THANK YOU to all of you for your patronage this year.  I really hope that I have made a few things you enjoyed.  Without your support I couldn'...

Next project.....

I've made a new section for my crowd written cartoon Sweet Boy Beach  (starts around 1:44 if you remember the first part).  My goal was to finish it before christmas, and I got a good suggestion for how to end it in o...

My Mother-in-Law is a Scorpion

Here's the public version if you want to share it. 

Thank you so much everyone for helping fund another of my monstrosities!  I'm really happy with how this one turned out.

This is how it started life,  almost 4 years ...

MMLIAS mp3

 Here's the MMLIAS mp3  

Cheers!

MMLIAS mp4

Here's the MMLIAS mp4.

Cheers!

Scorpiooooooo

My Mother in Law is a Scorpion happening this week!  Like, 4 or 5 days.  Gotta fix up backgrounds and put some polish on the song.  

Tried out some harmonies and also falsetto, which is a first for me.   When I've tried harmonising in the past I've done it in my safe zone low not...

Content experiment - Sweet Boy Beach

*edit* the first version of this post had a dodgy link to the video , its fixed now.

A few days ago I posted two sketches of beach dudes on the facebook page and asked what sort of things they'd say to each other.  I got some good suggestions and I made a short cartoon with very limited anim...

Raw Latex 4

Hey guys, here is the public version of Raw Latex 4  if you want to share it.

And here's the Raw Latex playlist  if you want to catch up on any or all of the ...