SexuaLobster

METH ORCS INFLATES YOU BIG AND ROUND

Oh golly it's actually finished I can't believe it.  

Firstly, thank you for supporting this project!  It would not exist without your support, there's no way I could make something like this.  

I did know it was a big project but still I thought I'd finish it 2 weeks ago.  I've watched it so many times I am not sure whether it's good or not.  (Do I say that...

The Cat's Out of the Bag!

I made a quick video teasing Meth Orcs and showing the process of creating the toy.  Definitely need a catboy content warning for this one.

Title Change

I'm in the final stages of Meth Orcs.  Making lots of one or two frame adjustments, stuffing around with sound, still trying to get music to work in some sections.  This is always my least favourite part (I've never warmed up to doing sound effects) but it's easy to stay motivated because finishing the project is right around the corner.  There's 81 shots and at least half of the...

Fernando Plush Toy discount

Fernando plush toy is live! https://bit.ly/3YiYydW

I've arranged for a 15% discount for patrons, enter FERNANDOPATRONS in the discount code field on their site at check out.

Sorry for the multiple toy posts!  

Fernando Toy Giveaway

We are giving away some Fernandos!

To enter sign up for emails: https://bit.ly/40wN9ZQ

Submissions will end Tue Feb 7th 11:59 pm AEDT
Winners Announced: Thursday, Feb. 9th

Stroke him. Caress him. Possess him.

I have received my prototype Fernando.  He's cute, he's soft, he's a nice size.  And in the second image you can see him minus his singlet.  How many toys boast sparkly pink nipples?  Probably lots, I have no idea.

I'll make a post here at the time of the launch (mid-late February) which will contain a discount for patrons if anyone is thinking of getting him.

I ...

Fernando toy first look (feat. Orc)

An early factory preview Fernando is on his way to me.  Soon I will caress him. He will probably go on sale some time in mid-late February.  I'll make a little video like the last one talking about the progress later this month or early next month.  If you haven't already, sign up to be alerted about it: https...

babe wake up new wizard just dropped

I'm finally up to my special guy.

He's got a gross beard.  He will have a mouth that talks under the moustache, haven't got the lines yet.

I might still add a little head and ear bob to this o...

A Sensual Encounter + Meth Orcs

Every so often I try to make this song work again.  This version is much better than the previous versions because it's in a key that works for my voice, the last version was too low and the previous two version were too high.  The first version is quite old now, but I am motivated to finish it because I've had a nice idea for a music video.  I'd like to do it in the fabric overl...

Greasy Singalong

Over the last month I've been making karaoke videos on my second channel, I felt after 8 I had enough for a compilation.  These are all the music videos I made from 2010 to 2013.  

I have covid atm.  It's pretty bad when I wake up but once I have some paracetamol I'm able to work o...

Fernando Plush Toy update

I made a video about the design process for the plush toy and also a bit about Gooseman Runs for Office.  

The mailing list address is http://greasytales.gimmeswag.com if you'd like to get e-mail updates about the toy.  Only last week I made a video complaining about e-mails but now I'm hustling an...

Next Project: Gooseman Runs for Office

This will tell the story of Gooseman's race for a senate seat.  His campaign suffers a setback when gopher farmer/cocaine dealer Todd McGovern alleges that he was formerly involved in the trafficking of human organs.  Gooseman has to make a tough compromise to stay in the race.

The anim...

Despair tunes + mp4

For the first two weeks or so I had the Guts theme from Berserk in the timeline as a placeholder to help me feel the mood.  I didn't want to rip of that glorious track so the theme doesn't resemble it beyond being a slow piano+string track except for one very special part near the end, I'm sure you'll know it when you hear it if you are familiar with Guts' Theme.

My idea for the cred...

Despair tunes

For the first two weeks or so I had the Guts theme from Berserk in the timeline as a placeholder to help me feel the mood.  I didn't want to rip of that glorious track so the theme doesn't resemble it beyond being a slow piano+string track except for one very special part near the end, I'm sure you'll know it when you hear it if you are familiar with Guts' Theme.

My idea for the cred...

Despair

This is the harrowing story of a man driven to despair by receiving too many e-mails.  This is a sequel to Regret and it's similar in that it features my self insert grappling with a real world problem with the help of an anime character.  Pretty strange series idea I guess.

Tha...

Despair project update and some other very cool things

This project started as a bit of a thought bubble, I couldn't help expanding it as I thumbed it out, but I am so far keeping it pretty streamlined.  I believe I will have most of it done in the next week, so hopefully I will have it out somewhere around the 21st -25th.  

It's a bit of a weird one, the cartoons it is most similar to are 2022-11-12 01:33:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Vile Little Goblin Public Version and Upcoming Projects!

Here's the public version, please share it if you feel inclined!  Thanks again for supporting it, and if you haven't seen it yet, I hope you enjoy it!

Upcoming projects (I might not make all of them but this is what I'm interested in at the moment):

Despair - If you've seen a short I made in 2020 called Regret, it's kind of like that but with a bit more going ...

Vile Little Goblin and Outro Song

For both of these songs, I drew from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz.  For Vile Little Goblin, the progression used in the bridge uses similar chords to a section from Córdoba.  For Goblin Outro, the first section is another part of the Córdoba, with different timing.  I'd have to say it's my favourite classical composition and I've used it a few times before, star...

Vile Little Goblin and Outro Song + MP4

Vile Little Goblin.mp4 

For both of these songs, I drew from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz.  For Vile Little Goblin, the progression used in the bridge uses similar chords to a section from Córdoba.  For Goblin Outro, the first se...

Vile Little Goblin (Patron preview)

When I started this I had in mind more of a quick, loose cartoon with a simpler goblin design and sketchier backgrounds, but I could not stick to that at all, and animated it to my usual standard.  

Please do not share it yet, a public version which will include the board member and shady investor credits will be out later this week.  I will start the new board member drawings a...

Fernando Plush Toy + Goblin update

Somewhere near the equator a factory will soon make a spec Fernando plush toy.  It will have a spear and *might* have a removable singlet.  If you'd like to be notified by e-mail about it visit https://greasytales.gimmeswag.com/ (but I will also post about it here and will make a video when it's available).

Goblin update

Happy to say I'm over 50% on Vile Little Goblin.  It's nice working on something that isn't intensely long, though this one is still pretty dense (less so than Purrnando though).  The above shot took a long time for the amount of screen time it has but I need to establish the scene.

2022-09-23 05:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Changing from per project to per month.

I’m going to change patreon to per month instead of per project.

Since late 2017 I have spent around half of my working time working on Bluey, a local kids show. My role on that show has ended, and I’m making cartoons full time again like I used to. I’d like to make large things and small things and not have to finish a project every month in order to make ends meet.  

My...

Vile Little Post

The header gif is the establishment shot for my new project Vile Little Goblin.  It's another music video, and it's about a disgusting gross piece of shit goblin.  Who is also sad.

Here's his first appearance.  He lives in a very wet, fungal cave.  

2022-08-22 23:16:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Purrnando

Watch on Newgrounds. 

It's taken a while, I'm very happy to put this one up finally.  It's as dense as any music video I've made except for I'm a Horse.  

My next project is Vile Little Goblin.  It's another music video, this time set in a fantasy world.

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Purrnando mp3 and mp4

There were so many good suggestions I thought it would be cool to make an outro song (mp3 attached) which had some of the rhymes that didn't fit for one reason or another, plus some of the ones that were too damn hot.

Purrnando MP4 

All bandcamp tracks: 2022-08-15 12:29:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Purrnando and Stuff My Holes mp3s

There were so many good suggestions I thought it would be cool to make an outro song which had some of the rhymes that didn't fit for one reason or another, plus some of the ones that were too damn hot.

Hot release music pack: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dxziujo3keajfr0/Hot_Release.z...

Purrning in Hell

I've spent a fair bit of the last month on Purrnando. I thought I'd be working but half the time they don't have anything for me to do or I'm waiting for feedback.  Which is fine by me.

I bought a new microphone, a MXL 990.  It sounds incredible for it's price.  The Pu...