St. Patricks Day II

It’s finally here, Saint Patrick’s Day, which means me and the gang get together for our annual drinking contest. That’s where my friend group and I get together, wear a bunch of green, and drink until everyone passes out.

The winner gets a custom-made gold coin with the year and the word champion on it. So far in ten years, I’ve won four times, with three of them being more recently. I lost last year to Saoirse when she channeled her inner drunk and stole my title.

Of course in the end I was the real winner. I ended up catching an Uber home with Saoirse, and found out she was very flirty when drunk, and I was very easily convinced when drunk. That led to us sleeping together.

The next morning I thought things would be awkward between us, but I was too busy throwing up and having a hangover while she was completely fine and shaking a four-leaf clover. After that day, we started daring and I got to play with her amazing body every night.

Of course, she still drinks me under a table easily, but I’ve been training really hard to beat her this year and win myself another coin. When I walked into the bedroom she was sitting at her computer looking up something called the leprechaun curse.

She wasn’t having any luck. So she sighed and looked at me. She told me she was going to get dressed and I watched her sexy ass walk to her closet. I sat down at her computer and looked at what she was trying to find.

There were no search results, but Saoirse had a piece of paper next to the computer with her lucky four-leaf clover. I picked it up and admired it, it was so well persevered and I’ve seen four-leaf clovers before but there was something special about this one.

Suddenly my entire body became uncomfortable, not in a painful way, but like I was pinching a nerve or something and my body was becoming numb. I fell out of my chair onto the floor, as I lay there it felt like my body was changing.

I was pretty tall and buff, so it was very obvious to me even if I couldn't move that I was shrinking down and becoming slimmer. My arms felt weak and dainty, and I was pretty sure I didn’t have a single visible muscle anymore.

After the shrinking, I began to grow in certain areas. It started with my ass, my once firm and tight ass became larger and rounder, and was quite squishy, as I could feel its larger size pushing up my lower have on the floor, but then squishing down.

Another major area was where my chiseled biceps had once been. It almost felt like they were coming back for a second, but then kept growing. Soon they felt like heavy sacks, and since I could see them even though I was stuck on the floor I knew they were breasts.

Having breasts and shrinking was bad enough, and I was hoping it would stop here before it made some irreversible changes, but unfortunately, I was only around halfway done transforming. Onto my waist, it went.

Where my six-pack had once been was nothing but a smooth black surface with a belly button, but the sides of my waist were what was changing. They curved inwards, giving me a perfect curve that I’d love to see on any woman, but not on myself.

My hips and thighs started to get larger to match my ass and waist giving me a nearly perfect feminine body. There was only one thing yet to change. My dick was still in my pants but it was slowly vanishing.

I was basically paralyzed but through sheer force of will, I was able to start moving my right hand. I managed to get it down my pants and grab my dick. I tried my best to hold onto it in an attempt to keep it from vanishing.

Alas, the magic of the clover didn’t care for my attempt, and I literally felt as if my dick went into my crotch and opened up into a vagina. I dropped my hand to the side in disbelief and just laid there not even releasing I could fully move.

Saoirse came back out wearing her sexy green dress from last year along with her cheezy tophat and asked me why I was on the floor. She came over and helped me up to my feet and scolded me for almost getting my dress dirty.

I looked down at myself confused, especially as it felt like I had to keep my balance when standing now. To my surprise, my entire outfit had changed in seconds. I was now wearing a long green dress, with a big boob window and slit down the side.

Below that on my feet were knee-high green heels. I wasn’t sure how high they were, but the heel was nearly as long as my new hand. On my head was a similar top hat to Saoirse’s, and below it my hair was red just like hers.

I looked a lot like Saoirse now, honestly, we look related now, but at least my body isn't as large as hers, I don’t know how she deals with it. I still hadn't said anything yet, but I did reach my hands up to my breasts to fondle them.

They felt really good, I guess I understand why Saoirse likes it when I play with them. My arnt nearly as big, but are definitely sensitive, I can only imagine the pleasure and back pain that comes with hers.

Saoirse giggled at me and said there would be time for me to play with those later after our drinking competition. I looked up at her, she didn’t seem to notice I’d changed at all. So I asked her if she saw anything different about me.

She tilted her head and said no, that I look like how I’ve always looked. She asked me what was supposed to be different. I sort of avoided the question and looked around the room for my wallet, which I had to ask her for.

She brought out a bright green clover-shaped purse and handed it to me, even though I thought

she was messing with me, I opened it up and found my driver's license. Inside had the current version of myself, along with a new first name and my original last name.

Everything about reality had changed. I was some sort of sexy woman with red hair, my clothes changed, and even my documents changed. It was like I’d always been a woman in this world, which meant that’s what everyone was going to think including my girlfriend.

I looked over at the desk where the clover was. It had to be the thing that did this to me right? Why on earth did Saoirse have something like that? Then it hit me, I looked at Saoirse and asked if she used to be a man that the clover turned into a woman.

She seemed surprised and relieved. She then asked if I remembered her old self and I nodded saying no, not at all. She then seemed confused and asked me how I figured out she changed, to which I turned bright red.

Saoirse figured it out quickly and apologized for leaving it out in the open. Had she known it could transform others she would have put it away in a secure place. She then placed her hand on her head saying it was crazy to be on the other end of this.

She didn’t even notice a change, even though it had happened to her before, she was excluded from other people's changes. She had no idea what I used to look like, or even who I was before, much like I don’t remember her old self.

She then told me about how the clover said she failed to break the leprechaun curse the day after Saint Patrick's Day last year, and how she’s been searching for any information about it for this year. She even said the you failed part vanished this morning meaning she had a chance to turn back.

So there was still some hope to turning back today, as long as we can somehow uncover the mystery of some ancient magic before tomorrow. Saoirse then said she was going to call our find and tell them we couldn't make it tonight.

I told her to wait, if we don’t show up, especially because she’s the current champs we’ll never live it down and be called cowards by our friends. So I suggested we go and at least out-drink them and win before we turn back.

Should be easy, especially if I know have the same amazing drinking abilities as Saoirse. She didn’t seem too sure, saying we should figure this out before we’re stuck like this for another whole year, but then gave in when I said there wasn’t much we could do here.

She spent a year searching for an answer, and If I’m going to be stuck in this body for the next year anyway, I won’t do it as a loser or coward. With that, we went to the bar and quickly drank all our friends.

There was a long sudden death between Saoirse and myself, but just because she was large didn’t mean she could take more, and I ended up winning and getting myself another gold coin. Of course, I blacked out a bit later and woke up naked on top of Saoirse’s naked body.

I got off of her and walked over to the desk where the four-leaf clover was. Much like Saoirse had said, the clover now said I’d failed to break the leprechaun curse, and better luck next year. I have no idea what this curse is or how to break it, but I’m sure Saoirse and I can figure it out, if not we can always get extra help next year, after all, there are three more guys in our friend group.