Extraterrestrial TG The captain returns (Com)

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“Critical failure.” I looked over at Cervial the AI who operates most of my ship's functions. “No shit, we were just hit by an asteroid!” Red lights and beeping noises could be heard all around me, but I had to focus on landing the spaceship, well crash landing.

I was forced to land in an extremely wooded area due to the lack of human houses, but last minute I noticed one that was slightly hidden and it took everything in me to pull the ship away from it so I didn't comply and destroy it and anyone inside it.

After that, I remember the ship dragging for about a mile then finally hitting something and stopping, which caused me to be ejected out of the already cracked viewport. I’m not sure how long I was out, but thanks to the collar I wore, I was able to recover from any damage I might have sustained.

After waking up I had to wait until nighttime to walk around, my suit's disguise feature seemed to be on the fritz, so I wouldn’t be able to fool these pesky humans. Once night fell, I made my way to the crash site, and as I expected they had their blue humans in suites protecting the area.

I managed to knock a few out with my Electozap wrist bracelets and make my way to the giant crater. I figured Cervial had initiated clocking mode, and was working on repairs so we could take off as soon as I was back, but he and the ship were gone.

“This makes things harder…” This wasn’t in protocol, so something must have happened. I’ll need to leave this area and try to contact the ship. I go to leave while searching the blue men and their surface terrain vehicles, taking what I need to build a transmitter.

Their technology was primitive, but I should have no problem making a short-distance transmitter. I just hope Cervial was still in the atmosphere with my ship. By the next morning, I had the device built and turned on.

It took a few minutes to lock onto Cervial’s location, but once I got it I started sending my communication. “This is Captain Soala. I’m currency-stranded on the surface of Terra-293. Sending my location now for extraction.”

It took a few minutes to get a reply, but Cervial replied. “Captian? How are you in two locations at once?” The ship must be in worse condition than I thought if he’s picking me up in multiple locations. “I’m not Cervial. Just pick me up in the location I sent.”

“Yes, Captain. We are on our way.” We? I’m going to need to reboot him when I get back. After waiting for nearly a half hour I see a distortion in the air. Something invisible was approaching me, hopefully, my ship.

I was beamed up into it. “Took you long enough Cervial. Now give me a diagnosis report.” As far as I could tell, the ship was in proper condition, but I had to figure out what was going on with its AI. “Sorry about that captain… I seemed to have malfunctioned and made a critical mistake.”

I start to make my way to the bridge. “What kind of mistake?” I say as I enter the bridge to see another Unzeath standing there. “Uh, Cervial? Who is she? And why does she look exactly like me from years ago?”

The other Unzeath put her hands up and started apologizing to me, but she was so scared she couldn't get a proper sentence out. “Well, Captain… When the other Captain entered the ship, my scans told me it was you, but the DNA seemed irregular, so I injected your backup into them.”

“I’m sorry, I couldn't understand him at the time, and he just did it.” I looked at her. “Wait, so you’re not even a Unzeath, are you a human?” “Yes…” I put my hand on my head. “Dammit, Cervial, you confused a human for me? Then turned them into me and made them Captain?”

The AI remained silent. “Don’t ignore me!” “Yes, it seems so.” I rub my face. “Did you happen to take a DNA sample of them before you did this?” “I took a sample, after I injected them with your DNA, that way we still had your DNA.”

I sigh again. “Well, then we don't have their DNA to turn them back. So we’ll have to do what I came here for and attract DNA from, different humans.” “Acutaly Captian the other Captian has nearly finished that task.”

Surprised I looked over. “Wait really? Why?” “Well at first it was to get DNA to turn back.” The other Unzeath turned blue with embarrassment. “After getting DNA extracted, I learned how amazing this body is, and I don't really want to turn back.”

“I see. Since you did manage to do most of my work, and It’s my ship's fault this happened to you. I guess leaving the choice to stay like this should be up to you, but if you stay like this, you can’t stay here on this planet.”

That didn't seem to bother her, as her face lit up. “That’s fine by me!” “It seems there is no longer a problem. Now captains should we continue our mission?” I look up at Cervial. “No, there are a few things that need to be changed first.”

I walk up to the central computer and pull up the crew logs. Sure enough, there were two versions of my profile. How Cervial didn’t notice this was beyond me. “Cervial, I’d like you to delete the duplicate profile of mine and create a new one for our new member.”

“I cannot delete the captain's profile without the permission of the captain.” “Sometimes I hate you.” I turn to the other Unzeath. “Can you please give him permission so we can make you your own profile.” “Ah, yeah. Spaceship, please delete my profile.” “Yes, right away captain.”

I watch as the profile disappears followed by a blank new one appearing. “Scanning” Cervical scans the new crew member and registers her in the crew logs. “Now we just need a name, since you’re a female of the Unzeath now, I’m going to give you a name to match it.”

“Sounds good to me.” I type in Gwkrut and hit confirm. “New name registered, welcome crew member Gwkrut.” “That’s such a nice name! I can’t believe it’s mine now!” “Yup, now next up. We each have to have our DNA extracted again.”

“Warming up the extraction chambers.” Gwkeut looks up at Cervial. “We have more than one? Why have we been doing one person at a time?” “I thought you were the captain, so I thought you knew. It’s really her fault. She likes to wat….”

“No need to reveal weird information Cervial. Now you’ve already been through this before, so you know what to expect.” “Yup, it was quite the process.” “Oh that’s right, you have a version of my body, so you must really enjoy the process like I do.”

Gwkeut turned blue again. “Uh.. Yeah, it was kind of amazing. Far better than anything humans feel.” “Is that so? I’ll have to chart that down. I actually think having you around will make my study of humans easier, but we can go over that afterward.”

We went to the chambers and left Gwkeut to have her fun while I went and had mine. I sit on the table and Cervial activates the restraints to hold me down and spread my legs so my ass was on full display.

The prob comes down and jams itself into my ass. “Oooh, fuck.. I missed this.” The prob begins thrusting, going from as far in my ass as it can go all the way back until it is just a centimeter inside me. I know it’s collecting DNA, but I love it so much.

If I wasn’t so busy with work, I’d do this more. If the new crew member works out, I should have more opportunities. After an hour of constant probing and DNA scrapping Cervial cleans up the mess I made on the table and myself.

I then leave to see Gwkeut walking out all blue and holding her butt. “It’s a fun process, but leaves your ass soar as hell huh?” She nodded. “I can’t believe it feels so good. I mean I tied anal once when I was a human and hated it, but in this body it’s amazing.”

I laughed. “Yeah, I guess that makes sense. The Unzeath have most of their pleasure points inside the anal canal. It’s actually why we started doing it to extract DNA from other species. My ancestors thought all creatures worked this way.”

“Oh really? That explains a lot.” I walked over to a console next to the chambers and hit a button. Two small pills dropped down into a box next to it. I pick one up eat it and toss the other to Gwkeut.

“Here swallow that.”

“What is it?” “It’s a pill that prevents fertilization.” Gwkeut looked confused. “What?” “You don't know? Did Cervial not recommend you take one last time?” “Sorry, captain. I thought it was weird that you didn't take one, but I was busy working on the ship.”

I place my hand on my face. “Wait, so what does that mean?” “Well, our species is self-reproducing, and our bodies produce sacks in our stomachs when we achieve an orgasm. So we take these pills to prevent the sacks from growing.” “So what I’m pregnant with alien babies?”

“You could be. The version of my body is much younger and is much more susceptible to becoming fertilized. We can go do a scan to find out.” I gesture to Gwkeut to follow me and we head to the medical bay.

I have her sit down and I activate the scanning process. After about a minute I have her body fully scanned and I’m looking at her sacks. “Yup, seems like they’re growing, but they’re still pretty small. Theirs nothing inside them, so you can still use the pills.”

“Oh, that’s good to know.” “You know captain, you’re the only Unzeath in this half of the galaxy. Perhaps letting the new crew member help populate your species could be beneficial.” “Shut up Cervial she just got here I’m not going to make her do that.”

I hand her the pill. “I never wanted to do it, so I’m not going to make her do it, but if she decides she wants to, she’ll have no problem going to the probing chamber and getting herself fertilized again.” “That’s true.” “Now here take the pill and we can finish up work and head back to base.”

“Alright, Captain.” Gwkeut takes the pill and then we both head back to the bridge. “Hey I wanted to ask, I know you said this was a younger version of your body, but why do they seem so different?” I sit down on my captain's chair and look at her.

“Most of it is due to age. Our skin gets slightly darker and our bodies get thicker and certain areas. That’s why my breast, thighs, and ass are so much bigger than yours.” “no need to rub it in, I’m already jealous.”

“Jealous? Don't worry you’ll get to my size one day, I mean you are technically a clone of me. As for the rest, like these bug-like wings in my head. It's cosmetic, you can be attached to detach all kinds of this in the dressing chamber.”

“Really? That’s so cool! I can't wait to try it, I bet my style will be much different than yours.” I laughed. “I hope so, I don't exactly want a perfect clone of me walking around. If I’m going to have real company from now on, I'd like them to be different.”

“I take offense to that captain.” “Now let’s get that last set of DNA and head back to base to figure out what are next mission here will be.” “Aye, Aye captain.” From that day forward I taught Gwkeut everything she needed to be part of my crew.

It took a couple of months, but she eventually learned how to operate everything in the spaceship and I was able to promote her to pilot. Of course, that aggravates Cervial, but he’s a bad pilot anyway. I mean this whole mess started with him ramming into an asteroid.

It still surprises me that she was so willing to give up her life as a human, but when I hear her moaning in the probing chamber I think I understand why, I think if I was her I’d of done the same thing. She sure did get lucky turning into me.

We still have a lot of work to do on this planet before we move on to the next one, but that’s only going to take a couple hundred years, so not that long. Here’s hoping nothing else goes wrong in that time.

“Cervial log X-56ji992. Integration of second Unzeath specimen successful. I had hoped they would reproduce on their own accord, but that has not been effective. Starting process to repopulate extinct species 7-wi8-fd2 the Unzeath. Reducing the effectiveness of crew mate Gwkeut’s fertilization prevention pills.”