Riley Gendreau

Selrep's wish

Added 2023-09-29 16:52:12 +0000 UTC

You want to be funnier? That’s a decent wish, It doesn’t break any rules! Now there are many ways to be funny, but how about we go with the comedian route? For that, you’ll need to know how to write and tell jokes in a way that captivates the audience. I’ll also throw in years of improv experience, that’ll help you make jokes in an instant.

Now I’ve always been a fan of Bo Burnham's work, so I think making you a comedian like him would be great, you know like creating comedy songs and whatnot. So I’ll also add a ton of singing and songwriting experience to your noggin. Now for your image, I’m thinking of a sexy mature female! That way you have something Bo doesn’t, why does everyone complain about this part? You don’t have a choice, now prepare yourself!

Wow, I think I might have used too much magic. Your thighs, hips, and boobs are massive. I’m surprised you don’t just snap in half, your waist is so tiny, how do you feel? Can you walk normally? I’m sure you’ll get used to it as you move around on stage tonight, just try not to think too much about it. Oh and since you didn't have time to write jokes before your performance, I took the liberty of writing some for you. Now all that’s left is for you to prepare and go out there and be funny! Don’t worry I’ll stay and watch the show!