My Watermelon Wife (Uncensored)

(All characters are consenting adults and are merely roleplaying!!!! )     

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When I was quite young I broke into a large private farm that was somehow run by a single woman with green hair. There were rumors and spooky stories about what goes on at her farm, and I was dared by friends to go investigate.

So at night he hopped over a large fence and snuck around. For the most part, there were corps growing all around, but nothing that suggested anything weird. I was honestly thinking it was a waste of my time to be here.

Then I heard a woman yelling, which was some of the rumors that went around, the screaming woman of the night. I follow the sounds to a barn and I peek my head through a hole. There I see the green-haired woman, a bunch of tiny sprites, and a ton of watermelon.

The strangest thing was she was very visibly pregnant, and something large and green was poking out her, well you know what. I watched as she pushed and pushed until of all things a watermelon came flying out.

It came out with so much force it rolled out the door next to me. Since the woman and the sprites were focused on the next watermelon, I decided to pick it up. I have no idea why, but when I touched it, the watermelon lit up and started to grow.

In seconds I watched an ordinary watermelon turn into a small watermelon girl about my size and age. She was so cute, but having just come to life, she was super confused. She started to make random noises, which caused the sprites to come running out.

They saw me, they saw her, I saw them, she saw them, and everyone was confused and panicking. I took this time to run off, and as I did I heard the girl make noise at me, but I had no idea why at the time.

I then never returned and went on with my life. Well, as it turned out, I had nothing to do with her coming to life. Apparently, the watermelon was fertilized, and when I touched it, it merely caused her to hatch.

Because of that, when she saw me, we seemingly became connected and destined to be together, as we met again nearly twenty-two years later. We fell in love at first sight, and I didn’t learn until after we were married that she was the same girl.

Now she’s a wonderful woman and I love how cute and country she can be, but it may be a little shameful to say, but having sex with her is the best in the world. No other woman compares to her, and it’s thanks to her unique body.

See she looks a lot like a human, but she’s still pretty much a watermelon. So her insides are all watermelon, and she’s filled with amazing juice, which makes performing cunnilingus on her so fun and pleasurable for both of us.

She gets a massive amount of pleasure from me using my tongue and lips to stimulate her, all while I get to suck out a bit of her juices. Sometimes chunks of her watermelon inside will come out, but not to worry, even if she gets injured she heals within minutes.

Of course, when big chunks mean she’s filling my mouth with a ton of seeds, I mean I always get seeds, but when chunks come out, I get a mouth full. I usually keep a plate or a bag nearby to spit the seeds into.

For some reason though my wife gets super embarrassed when she sees me spitting them out. I’m not entirely sure how her body works, but I think her watermelon seeds might be a lot like my semen, which might explain why she’s so embarrassed about shooting it into my mouth.

Then again, I really have no idea how her body really works, because when she orgasms there is a slightly different outcome than when I get seeds or chunks of watermelon. When she cums, it’s not like a normal female.

Instead, her cum is a light red, almost pinkish. It’s also thick closer to pudding than water, but there's something about it that’s so amazing. It tastes incredible, and yes I’ve eaten it and I do so quite often, even though it embarrasses my wife and she calls me gross.

But in the end, it's really good for our relationship. Because of how amazing it is, it’s like an award, so it makes sure that I work hard to get her off, which makes her happy. So we always start off with a bit of foreplay and I work on her crotch.

Once she cums once and I lick it all up, I get my sweet treat along with a boost of energy that I use to fuck her. Now that brings us to normal sex, and yes it too is very unique, but so much better with her than a human.

Now not to brag, but I have a massive cock, about a foot long, and despite what people may say, most women can’t take twelve inches because it hurts, and I think the deepest anal I’ve ever gotten was ten inches.

Then there are blowjobs, but the most I’ve gotten there was eleven inches, so for most of my sex life I never had a woman who could take my entire cock, but that all changed with my wife, thanks to her unique body, she can take my entire cock.

Again her insides are just that of a watermelon, so when I stick my cock say into her ass and I reach the end, I can just force it through making more room, allowing me to get fully inside her. Now before you worry, like I said before she heals pretty quickly.

Now she’s told me it doesn’t actually hurt when I do that, as her holes stimulate pleasure and that’s it. So I guess when I do expand them, her body simply allows that pleasure to continue deeper inside her.

The same thing happens when I do it to her throat or vagina, but when I do it to her vagina it has an extra effect. Her body doesn't just connect her pleasure sensations deeper, it also causes it to be several times more sensitive, which means she gains much more pleasure.

I remember the first time I did it, she let out a loud moan and then cummed three times. The flood of her cum actually forced my dick out, I was actually super impressed. Let's see, what else is different about fucking her?

Oh, that's right I almost forgot. For some reason, her inside runs cold, so when I stick my dick into her, it’s completely surrounded by a very cold and very moist sensation. She tells me that several of her exes had hated it for some reason.

I had to tell her the truth was likely that when they stuck their dicks in her and it got cold, they shrunk, and if they were already small, they’d get smaller and in some cases might not even be able to perform.

She didn’t really get it, but she understood that I didn’t have the problem and that I loved having sex with her, that was all she cared about and was happy. Again not to brag, but getting a bit smaller because of the cold instinct is a problem for me.

I may only be five foot three, a hundred and forty pounds, and look like a teenager, but my cock makes up for all of that. Other than those things we try different kinky stuff from time to time, like sex toys.

I once put a vibrator inside her and watched her squirm around while moaning, then when I removed it, what resembled a smoothie came dripping out of her. I think she had cummed a lot, and since it couldn't leave because she had something inserted, it mixed around with her juices.

So her cum acted like some sort of like milk, and her chunks and juices were the fruit, and as she rolled around and vibrated she became the blender, creating yet another sweet treat from her body for me to enjoy.

We did try bondage stuff, but the cuffs and stuff would just break her hands when she struggled, and she’d be free as her hand grew back. I tried a paddle, but got much of the same result, except I broke one of her ass cheeks off.

Which, you should have seen how embarrassed she was when I literally ate her ass in front of her. Now that I think of it, she was holding her crotch at the time and I’m pretty sure she came several times. So maybe she was still connected to it and it was very pleasurable.

So yeah, we haven’t done that since, but we’re still figuring out what works and what doesn’t and we have plenty of things to try and plenty of time to try them. So our story is both romantic and sexual, and I’m not ashamed in the slightest that my wife is a watermelon!