'We have to stop meeting like this~'

Portia = Goddess of debauchery, alcohol, and bees, strong associations with fertility, throws the best parties. I just imagine her hands wine stained from stomping grapes, idk, and dripping with honey so shes like kinda sticky at all times, she has a pearl necklace that looks like.... a pearl necklace... heavy handed on the 'pleasure' theme.

Edwin is just ken... jk, i actually am not sure what he'd be the god of? my friend suggested he be a satyr that follows pan, which fits him.... stoner satyr who makes plants grow and plays sweet music, maybe he has some association with spring?

Regardless, i think it'd be funny if they both have some sort of job during the spring, aka edwin helps makes the plants grow and is grumpy while portia prob wakes up and must begin coordinating the spring time revelery.... but then theres something about her and bees and him and flowers.... and obvi..... they hate each other but the tension is palpable... Eventually they maybe have a moment and suddenly instead of fighting, they find a new way to welcome the warmer months... edwin is known for his musical talents, so maybe she asks him to play at her party, he asks for his help dealing with pesky nymphs or bees to pollinate.... until one spring they welcome it making some sweet music of their own and then they just end up spending all their time together and beginning each new season together since neither are their jobs ever done, plus intertwine. She needs his plants for grapes and for her bees to make honey, and he needs her bees and liviliness, and obvi edwins the patron of stoners so while he does not drink, he brings a new element to her parties and hes happy to not be alone anyone :D it is kinda awkward tho when you host orgies and then just sneak off to bone this one satyr guy.... I imagine they fool around and then he just shows up and is like 'lets get it' and shes like 'HA- if you think thats happening... I am not sleeping with you again' and hes like you def will, and i will be ready. and then obvi they end the night in bed, sticky, and hes passing her his pipe for a puff while she is like 'yeah so you gonna come to the next one or what?'. hes keeping the horny satyr myth alive and well.