Certified Yapper x Napper
Added 2025-03-28 21:44:45 +0000 UTCEdwin is the nap king. He be sleeping. He be snoozin. he def has to sleep after social interactions. I think he has the most insane sleep schedule in the world. 5 am wake up. 12pm nap during lunch break. 1 pm work. 3 pm go home and nap till 5-6 pm. do whatever he has to do. bed at 8 pm. wake up at 12 am to greet gf. fuck. sleep at 1 am. repeat. I imagine his schedule used to include less naps but portia works late and he's a good bf who's gonna go pick her up. Or at least greet her when she gets there. Portia on the other hand gets 4 hrs of sleep.... she prob sleeps more once seeing edwin cause her stress is significantly less, but she hates naps. So she prob puts edwin to bed with a kiss before making dinner. I also imagine once they begin dating, edwin will just go to portia's house to have lunch because he pays for groceries and she makes his lunch when she wakes up aka 11 am, so then he sleeps in her caravan while she prepares for work before he returns to work. they have a system. Maybe he will go to the pub and spend the evening there (he gets free dinner and zero proof guiness) but obvi he's having a fat nap before going.... or maybe he just takes a nap in the back of the pub while portia works lol. idk
obv the fave spot is on portia. he spent all of highschool hugging a pillow imagining it is her, now it is her and he gotta be big spoon. 1 hand on the tiddy, 1 hand on the belly, drool on her back. or sleep on her chest while she pets him.
