Pirate au
Added 2025-03-10 14:48:38 +0000 UTCCaptain Porter aka Portia with a beard… idk I have no idea what the plot is, people wanted more bearded Edwin and I think beard on beard action is what’s needed. Some diva pirate guy joins the crew and announced he’s gonna be the captain now before dominating/seducing the current captain… can’t decide if Edwin’s a captain or just some guy who is semi aware or aware that captain Porter is more than he seems, and as a thank you for his silence, he’s getting bent over the rum every night by the illustrious Porter who makes him call him ‘sir’ and captain. I think regardless, Edwin and Portia know each other before hand, I just can’t decide if it’s a situation where they are first getting it on like that, or if Edwin got his heart broken by Portia, leaves and grows a depression beard, joins a crew, only for his ex gf he’s trying to get over joins too as a man… obvi Porter is a giver so the most anyone’s ever touched them is licking their boots. I could also see prickly captain Edwin who is kinda a jerk, and gets put in place by the new crew hand. Idk! I have too many thoughts!
Also wanted to explore Edwin’s thought process because tbh I think if he found out someone messed with his beloved, he’s get em. I also don’t think he has any particular attachment to his hair, it’s just long because he doesn’t want an embarrassing haircut/hates getting it cut, so he def would be like ‘you said u wanted a wig- done’ and Portia is so put off by it cause SHE is the reason his hair is long. Now he’s bald and bearded and Portia is sobbing into her hanky because her grinch heart has grown and she still loves him even tho he ruined his beauty. Also room for Edwin to have a cool head tattoo :)
