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Added 2021-12-14 17:12:27 +0000 UTCJob Title: Fuck Toy
Location: North Pole
Hours: 24/7
Salary: None
Benefits: EXTREMELY Competitive
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Hey everyone. In the spirit of giving, this one's also going up on Reddit, although the YouTube version will probably only stay up until the New Year.
Following that, I'll be posting the uncensored YouTube work DADDY'S SLEEPING PILLS on the 17th, followed by a Patreon Exclusive on the 20th, OFFICE BULLY - PART 3: THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
Following those, I'll be running the next series DADDY ISSUES over Christmas.
In other words, you'll be hearing a lot of me over the holidays π
BFx
Comments
SOMEbody is going to find books about daddy issues under the tree next year Or possibly a gift certificate for an ass whoopin' from Dad until Junior learns his place
J.A. Smith
2021-12-29 17:56:48 +0000 UTCThis is just brilliant! In so many ways!
Sarah
2021-12-18 11:54:41 +0000 UTCWhat about if you walked into your living room at 2am on Christmas morning and found Sado-Maso Santa staring at you with his fists clenched??
BadFantasy
2021-12-16 09:13:44 +0000 UTCThere's probably a dive bar somewhere in Alaska that's full of all the burnt out North Pole Fuck Toys who outlived their ability
BadFantasy
2021-12-16 09:12:08 +0000 UTCSo the last person that held this position, what happened to them? Are they undergoing reconstructive butt rejuvenation surgery π€?? [I love that I get to ask this question IRL π].
Domina in the Details
2021-12-16 01:44:36 +0000 UTCEvery week some new kink is unlocked. Now I want to be a company fuck toy. Wtf!? π tall, beefy, unable to speakβ¦ if only elves were real! This was fantastic and unexpected. It was also hilarious. ππ€£
Eric von Habsburg
2021-12-15 13:10:05 +0000 UTCIβve laughed like crazy for 16 mins straight ππ€£ Hilarious ass Santa Jr, why not turn into a comedian? Donβt let your talent wither away.
Zoe
2021-12-15 09:54:07 +0000 UTCIt's difficult to argue with the month off from early January. On medical grounds alone, it's gonna be a necessity, since that eight-inch hazard pay might as well be your standard full-time rate
BadFantasy
2021-12-15 08:26:05 +0000 UTCIf a salary was paid by orgasm, I would be a billionaire.
Marco
2021-12-15 06:01:15 +0000 UTCAdd this to my ever growing list of fantasies I didnβt even know I had! Being dommed by Santa Jr & passed around 6 ft beefy elves is a new one ππ₯this was delightful & festive. Definitely giggled more than once πππΌ
OpheliaDawn
2021-12-15 02:03:49 +0000 UTCBadFantasy!!!!! I can't with you!!! This was both creative asf, sexy and, ridiculous!!! I laughed so hard I fell out my chair!!! π€£π€£π€£ I have a feeling you shouldn't be left alone for too long, cause the next thing you know, we get gems like thisπππππ€£ Never Changeπ€£π Also, I'll never loook at Sprinkles the same way again , thanks for thatπ€£π #Buttfuckery
Agent Paper
2021-12-14 21:31:18 +0000 UTCFuck, π I have t I take breaks I'm loosing it so I bad. This is the medicine I didn't know I needed today
Katrina Rainsong
2021-12-14 19:53:23 +0000 UTC2 minutes in and I've completely lost it, tears in my eyes laughing. I was NOT ready! You could write for SNL if they were allowed to do such X rated comedy.
Katrina Rainsong
2021-12-14 19:48:37 +0000 UTCHere are my terms for benefits. Feel free to counter: - Job titles: North Pole International Liaison and COO Interpersonal Relations Home Office. - On the βGood Listβ in perpetuity/ad infinitum. - Hiring/signing bonuses 2% good deeds/happiness profit over the Christmas Season starting Winter Solstice and ending January 6th, with increase to 5% during the 12 Days of Christmas. - Vacation time 1 consecutive full month starting January 7th. - Personal days and sick leave 1 month, may be combined with Vacation Time. - GOLDEN TIME achieved after 24/7 first consecutive seven day work week and reset after 14 consecutive days. - Relocation reimbursement ALL. - Tuition reimbursement ALL. - Student loan repayment ALL. - Professional development or training allowance for any future accreditations, licenses and letter of recommendations (upon my approval after reading copy). - Right of First Refusal for all future competitive candidates. - Ownership of IP for all modes of operation implemented during service and ever after. - Travel allowances and commuting reimbursement per The North Pole Express to anywhere in the world. - Health/Dental Expenses ALL. - Gym membership reimbursement ALL. - Assigned parking space within 66Β°33' N. - Hot Cocoa allowance twice daily. * Option for tele-commuting in case of natural disaster/emergency/extraordinary circumstances. * Option to renegotiate contract after first Christmas season of service. EDIT/CAVEAT: * Any servicing of penetration/cock over 8" will be considered HAZARD PAY. * HAZARD PAY - see GOLDEN TIME and 12 Days of Christmas.
Domina in the Details
2021-12-14 18:54:09 +0000 UTCThanks! A lot of the stuff I've done lately has been pretty heavy or intense so I'm trying to get back to things being lighthearted & fun. At least for Christmas, anyway π
BadFantasy
2021-12-14 18:45:01 +0000 UTCπ§suddenly thinking of getting my Masters at North Cleveland
Z (Disgraced Discord Dutchess)
2021-12-14 18:40:37 +0000 UTCIt was fucking gun. I was laughing
Tuohtiel
2021-12-14 18:22:48 +0000 UTCOh my goodness, what an education! π Do you know how difficult it is to get off while you're laughing? Just add elf and Santa to my ever growing kink list... I love how playful and lighthearted this audio is, even with all the spicy bits. Very well done, and still classic BFx sexy naughtiness. I'm impressed!
Gemmyrose
2021-12-14 17:57:01 +0000 UTC
