“Honey, am I doing it right?” --Rampage

Pt. 2

"Boss, I'm a bit hungry. Shall we rob a bank?"

Rampage, drunk again, said: "If you're hungry, go eat a pizza."

"But I can't afford a pizza."

"Then go rob it, genius."

To Rampage, robbery was an art. He robbed everything from the pizzeria, even the chef's underwear.

There was a sound by the window, and he saw a pineapple coming in, so he immediately shot it.

Crimson Phantom, who was holding the pineapple, perfectly dodged the splattering pineapple juice and drew his weapon.

Rampage realized his opponent was not easy to deal with and shouted: "Brothers! Retreat!"

It wasn't easy to get away unscathed. Rampage managed to escape, but Crimson Phantom caught two of the robbers.

They met several times in the pizzeria, each time resulting in a fierce fight, and each time the number of Rampage's companions decreased.

That night, Rampage got drunk again and remembered making pizza with his wife. His subordinates were arguing.

"Three pieces of pizza, how do we five divide it?"

"I want vegetarian, the meat is yours, everything else is mine."

"My butt is two pieces, so I eat two pieces."

"My butt is three pieces, I eat three pieces."

"Use a blender, juice it and share it evenly."

Rampage saw a cat walk through the slowly opening door, sit down properly, and stare at him. Rampage felt like he had met it before.

"Boss, how do you say we should divide it?"

Rampage didn't answer, he just kept shooting at the ceiling. His subordinates were all stunned, and the gunshots didn't stop.

A bolt of lightning came down from the sky, breaking open the roof. When the smoke cleared, everyone else had been knocked down, only Rampage stood facing Crimson Phantom.

Rampage threw down his gun, raised his fists and said: "Let's settle this with fists!"

Crimson Phantom said: "Alright."

He summoned a super-giant kangaroo, which knocked Rampage down with one punch.

Crimson Phantom asked: "Why were you shooting? Did you want to be found by me?"

"Why are you trying to catch me? You're not a policeman."

"Why do you rob underwear? You don't even wear them."