GITJ Post 364: That was Then, This is Now, p16
Added 2023-08-14 17:00:00 +0000 UTC
A group of young women, in a back office, are huddled around a video screen, reviewing footage.
“How did we not see this coming? She basically announced it on instagram?”
“Yeah but does anyone even follow her?”
“Not me”
“Me neither.”
“I thought I did but, uh, I didn’t see that I guess.”
“Jesus.”
“So…what the fuck did we just watch??”
“We saw your girl just freakin-“
“She is not ‘my girl’! She’s a freak! She just works in my, uh-“
“You are the head of the scheduling department right?”
“Yeah basically but-”
“And she’s a scheduler?”
“Shut up.”
“She worked all last week, but she didn’t come in today. I checked the time clock.”
“Wait she still works here?”
“Apparently.”
“And she spends her Saturday nights ripping into her boss’ apartment and trashing the place?”
“To be fair, she did knock first.”
“And apparently tried calling him.”
“His phone was at the bottom of Melissa’s pool by then, Saturday night.”
“She also sniffed his clothes, broke his plates and slept in his bed.”
“Don’t forget threw his couch like ten feet.”
“Busted her fist into his wall.”
“Twice.”
“Tiggled herself off.”
“She-bopped.”
“Paddled the pink canoe. Four times”
“What the fuck.”
“She’s crazy”
“And she’s fucking strong”
“Yeah but…”
“We have to do something about her right?”
“Do we tell Melissa?”
“No way. She’ll fucking kill her.”
“Would that be that b-?”
“No. We have to figure something else out. Let’s find her.”
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stevebasic
2023-08-16 01:27:56 +0000 UTCYeah I think the whole hive has a case of Cici-blindness. It’s too bad; the girl seems like she could use a hug.
stevebasic
2023-08-16 01:26:19 +0000 UTCGo Cici goooo! Why am I always rooting for the wrong side? Something about a beautiful, deranged, unstable, huge, powerful monster of a woman who occasionally just totally looses her sh*t somehow pulls strongly on my heart strings. Don't ask me about my ex-wife. Auggg, I still miss that woman. I mean, there's someone for everyone (right?) & someone needs to care for these girls.
CW Moss
2023-08-15 15:12:31 +0000 UTCIt's almost weird how inattentive they are being. It seems odd like they can barely remember.
Resistanceisfutile
2023-08-15 14:35:13 +0000 UTC😠 Some didn't even remember she still worked there? If I understand correctly, the office minotaur hasn't left since the party last week. She essentially lives there! I'm glad they're coming together to figure something out now, but some of these PartyBossLadies should be far more attentive to the challenges faced by the formerly mousy/withdrawn. Between her rapidly changing body and feelings and suddenly having to navigate being desired by others, CiCi is going through a lot!
GrillFan65
2023-08-15 13:51:19 +0000 UTC😂😂
Ruby Teagan
2023-08-14 17:10:38 +0000 UTCIf you haven't smelled that since Post #1, you gotta get that nose checked out.
stevebasic
2023-08-14 17:10:03 +0000 UTCUh oh. I smell trouble brewing!
Ruby Teagan
2023-08-14 17:04:16 +0000 UTC
