Seven Minutes of 7 Up (comm)

“Hey Laura, so I was thinking that after work tonight, we should get together and do something wild! Something crazy! Something that we’re gonna remember for the rest of our lives!”

“Is this the usual ‘wild and crazy’, or is this a new ‘wild and crazy’?”

“...Can’t it be both?”

Laura sighed. Here we go again, she guessed.

She leaned back in her chair and away from her work computer, looking over at her best friend Penny as she did. Penny’s impish face rested on her arms on the edge of Laura’s budget cubicle. Laura loved that woman to death, but she was gonna be the death of her one day. Laura folded her arms across her soft midriff and raised an eyebrow. “So what’s your revolutionary plan for tonight then?”

Penny’s nose twitched as she straightened up, looking for something down on her desk. “Hold on, let’s get Danny over here first so that I don’t hafta explain it twice. Now where did I put my phone-”

“Sup,” came a mellow voice from beside Laura and Penny’s cubicles. Laura glanced over to see the man himself, Danny, standing close by with a cup of visibly steaming coffee. “Why are you putting up the bat signal for this time, Penn?”

“Danny, perfect!” Penny’s eyes glittered as she leaned against the cubicle wall again. “Ok, so plan for tonight since none of us are gonna be busy-”

“You don’t know that,” Danny sniffed. “I could have plans.”

“It’s a Friday night, you’re desperately single, and two hot women want to hang out with you. The same two hot women who you hang out with every Friday. You don’t have plans.”

“A hot woman and a gremlin want to hang out with me. And for the record, I am delightfully single, not desperately.”

Laura rolled her eyes. “Get on with it before Kevin notices that we’re not working, Penny.”

Penny shot a cross look at Danny before continuing, “Alright, so since none of us have plans, we should have one of our ‘special’ nights, y’know? And we should make it EXTRA special this time~.”

Laura bit her lip. It had been a good while since their last ‘special’ night. Too long, really… not that she’d ever admit that. “If you want to, I guess.”

Danny leaned in closer, leaning against the cubicle wall as well. The difference between Penny and Danny both leaning  on the same short wall was almost comical, with six-foot-tall Danny needing to bend decently far to rest his arms on the cheap wall while five-foot-three Penny barely had to lean at all. Danny said softly, “I’m fine with that, but no alcohol this time, alright? You were way too reckless last time after that eighth shot.”

“It’s ‘cause you stopped me at eight. You should know by now that my nine-shot impulse control is way better than my eight-shot control.”

“Bite me.”

“Only if you say please~.”

Laura glanced around to make sure Kevin was still nowhere nearby, then cleared her throat. “I’m guessing you’ve got something different in mind if this couldn’t wait until after work, right?”

Penny shot a pair of finger-guns at Laura. “You know it, honey! So you know how we can help ourselves to some of our stock since no one keeps track or cares?”

“So we get a bunch and you have a go?” Danny asked while sipping his coffee. “We could just as easily spend twenty, thirty bucks between the three of us to buy plenty of the stuff and not risk getting fired. I like that idea better.”

Penny rolled her eyes. “You’re not getting the big picture here, Daniel-san! Where’s the flair in just chugging all that, huh? Where’s the pizazz and the excitement!? Besides, I can’t chug worth a damn and I know you know that.”

Danny glanced over at Laura and shrugged. It was true. Penny was a shot champion but a lightweight chugger.

Penny grinned wildly and continued. “Buuuut- they have all that nice and juicy product stored up in such convenient giant tanks. All I’m saying is that maybe we could store some in some tanks of our own~.”

Danny blinked, the gears turning in his head. Then his eyes widened. “Oooooh, it’s a backdoor night.”

Penny snapped her fingers. “Backdoor all the way, baby~! Plus this way I can just dump it all after we’re done. Sugar is killer on my figure.” Penny looked over at Laura. “How about it, big momma? Care to sample a copious sum of our company’s finest product tonight?”

“I don’t know, Penny… that sounds pretty risky to me. If we get caught, that’s a huge strike on my record, and I don’t know if you and Danny will make it through another scandal like that.”

Danny grimaced. “If only that damn helium tank valve hadn’t gotten stuck open, we would’ve been fine…”

“It was funny though, you gotta admit,” Penny giggled. “But if it helps, I already planned it all out! We’ll use the corner tank since it’s outta sight of the main path and has no cameras, and I’ve got coats to cover our daring escape! Oh, and a two-liter bottle I filled as an excuse.”

Laura crossed her arms fully under her modest breasts and shut her eyes. Obviously, she wanted to do it. But was a night of shameless debauchery really worth risking years of hard work and reputat- yeah, no, who was she kidding? She opened her eyes and nodded. “Yeah, alright. I’m in.”

Penny pumped an arm. “Yiiiissss! Tonight at six-thirty, then! We’ll meet by the shitty off-brand vending machine by the warehouse. And make sure to empty out first, Laura-doll~”

Laura rolled her eyes as Danny saluted and walked away and Penny disappeared over the edge of her cubicle. Laura herself then promptly returned to work. But even as her keyboard clacked away, at the back of her mind, she was wondering how much coffee she could secretly drink between now and five in the evening. Coffee in bulk had always been effective at clearing her out…

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A rumble in the depths of her gut made Laura grimace. Maybe that second pot of coffee had been a bit much… Still, at least it had worked. She felt like she hadn't eaten in days.

The busty brunette stopped in front of the agreed meeting place. She was the first one there, to no surprise. Penny had been furiously typing away when Laura had left, characteristically behind on her work, and it was a running joke among them that Danny would even end up being late to his own funeral, so of course he wasn’t on time.

Laura stared at the plethora of off-brand snacks inside the old machine. She could just barely see her own reflection in the surprisingly well-kept glass. She was a modest woman in most ways. Average height, average face, average-length brown hair, above average boobs and hips, and a slightly above average waistline. SLIGHTLY. In conclusion, Laura was a catch. Single, but definitely a catch. But there would definitely not be any catching tonight, and it had nothing to do with the plain business-casual sweater and dress that wouldn’t draw a single eye at a bar.

She didn’t have to wait long. Danny ambled up after roughly five minutes and promptly bought himself a Toddler Ruth bar from the vending machine. Then after five more minutes, Penny darted down the hallway, panting slightly. She scowled as she looked over her shoulder. “That dickhead Ray just doesn’t know when to quit! Seriously, why does every single little paper need to be perfect all the time!?”

“There, there,” Danny said sarcastically, patting Panny on her head. “Don’t worry, you’ll learn how to do your job one day, I’m sure.”

“Biiiiiiitch,” Penny hissed quietly at Danny. Then she took a deep breath and shook her head. She grinned widely. “Y’all ready to have a good time?”

“I’m ready to watch y’all have a good time,” Danny replied, putting his hands into his hoodie pockets. He had been wearing a casual polo with his slacks earlier but had thrown on a hoodie before coming over. “Someone needs to be a responsible adult, after all.”

Penny sidled up to Danny and poked him in the ribs. “You like to watch and you know it~”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Danny said, putting a hand on Penny’s head and ruffling her hair. As Penny hissed and swatted at his (solidly unmoving) hand, he glanced over at Laura. “You’re definitely game for this though, right? I know this might be toeing the line a bit since it’s risking your job and all…”

You don’t know jack-shit, bud. “It’s fine, Dan. Penny’s excited for this. And besides, you won’t let us get caught. I trust you.”

Danny stared at Laura for a moment, then turned fully away from her. “...Uh, yeah. I’d never let anything happen to... A-Anyways, should we, uh…”

Penny ducked out from under Danny’s hand and scooted over to Laura. She grabbed Laura’s arm and grinned. “Yup, it’s time! Everyone on the floor should have cleared out by now and I was the last one working in our office, so no one should come! We’ll have the warehouse to ourselves!”

The three started walking down the hall away from the offices. “You know, it’s fortunate that our company has such lax security policies,” Laura commented aloud.

“I know, right?” Penny agreed. “Probably because we’re in a safe neighborhood, huh?”

“It’s because the higher-ups are fabricating nonexistent security employees and expenditures to the main office, then pocketing the money for themselves. Though that’s only possible because, as Penny said, we’re in a safe neighborhood, so there’s been no need for actual security,” Danny answered matter-of-factly.

Penny and Laura just stared at Danny. He glanced at them and raised an eyebrow. “Did you seriously think Penny and I normally would’ve gotten just a slap on the wrist for the ‘helium incident’? That whole situation was fucked.”

“...What the fuck, Danny?” Penny asked.

“ Blackmail is king, ladies. Blackmail is king.”

The three continued until they reached a pair of industrial-looking doors. Penny cautiously pushed them open and peeked through before slipping past and waving for the other two to follow. Laura let the door close with a soft *click* behind her and followed Penny, who was already scuttling off to a far corner of the warehouse. The brunette glanced around wearily, but there was a distinct absence of both people and cameras. It gave the place an almost… lonely feeling. Cold and lonely. She was glad she wasn’t here alone.

Laura rounded a corner after her two companions and found them waiting for her next to their objective. Laura looked up at the giant container in front of her and grimaced. “Please don’t try and make me take all of this like you did with the chocolate milk last month.”

Penny pouted. “I know you didn’t actually want me to stop. But I totally won’t do that this time! I mean, c’mon - you’d literally die if I tried to force so much soda into you!”

The small woman’s resolute affirmation was a relief, but Laura was still quite intimidated by the massive multi-dozen gallon tank of soda in front of her. There was bound to be a lot of pressure in that thing, so she was gonna fill up really fast. And all that carbonation was bound to blow her up like a balloon… she was getting stomach cramps just thinking about it…

But Penny didn’t share Laura’s same apprehension, apparently. She was already pulling out a bundle of coats and a naked two-liter she’d stashed behind the tank at some point. She pulled a hose out from the mass of cloth and got on all fours to attach it to a drainage valve. She hummed to herself happily as her butt swayed in time with her humming, drawing Laura’s eyes.

The blonde turned her head and caught Laura’s eyes. The taller woman quickly looked away, but the damage was done. Penny giggled and wiggled some more. “Aw, don’t start acting shy now! I don’t mind if you two keep window shopping~.”

Two? Laura looked over at Danny, who had just turned to look at her. They both went a bit pink and looked away again. “I don’t know what you mean,” Laura said flatly, crossing her arms underneath her bust.

“Hmm?” Penny mused. She looked between Laura and Danny for a few seconds, then stood up, dusting off her knees. “Sure, ok. Hey, you don’t mind if I start, do you, Laura? I’m too excited to wait my turn!”

“Fine by me,” Laura said. “I’m just here to satisfy your morbid fascination with this kind of stuff anyways.”

“So you’re here just for me? Aw, you’re so sweet!”

Laura’s cheeks warmed even more. “Th-That’s not what I meant-”

“I know what you meant~!” Penny interjected in a sing-song voice. She smirked as she hooked her thumbs under the waist of her leggings and started pulling them down to just below her ass. She deliberately turned around as she bent over to pick up the end of the hose, giving the two of them a full view of her barely-opaque pink silk panties.

“P-Penny, c’mon!” Danny protested, (poorly) covering his eyes with his hands.

“What?” Penny teased, straightening up again. She turned back around and posed, arms up and behind her head. “You see my top half this bare all the time, so what’s so different about the other half being like this~?”

Laura sighed, shaking her head. Penny had always been like this, hadn’t she? She was short, slim to the point of being sickly at times, and so packed with energy and in-your-face energy to more than make up for her small stature. She had to be cold in that thin blouse and those tight leggings (especially with the latter no longer covering everything they should be), but she wasn’t letting it show. All that mattered was her show, which she was apparently dead-set on putting on.

“If you're so unsettled by seeing Penny’s rear, then you could’ve tried better to avoid looking.”

Danny raised an eyebrow at Laura. “Hey, at least I’m better than someone who didn’t even try.”

“She invited us to look, so I did. There’s no shame in the human body.”

“So there’s only shame when you’re caught looking before you’re invited, huh? Cause you seemed to be doin’ plenty of that.”

Laura’s brow twitched. “As if you’re one to talk.”

Danny opened his mouth to retort, but an irritated *A-HEM!* interrupted him. The two irked people turned to see an even more irked-looking Penny with her hands on her hips and the hose trailing from the back of her panties. “The hell is wrong with you two? A cutie shows you her patootie and then you start arguing about moral high ground for ass-viewing? What are you guys, twelve?”

Danny sighed, scratching the back of his neck. “Y-Yeah, that was… uh, yeah, not great. My bad.”

Laura closed her eyes. “...Sorry.”

Penny just sighed. “Honestly, you two… doing this was so easy back in college, so why is it so much harder now?”

“Easier? What was?” Laura asked.

Penny blinked. “U-Uh- getting the hose in! Yeah, I guess my body’s changed a bit since back then, haha!”

“Really?” Danny commented. “‘Cause it always seems like you slip it in super easily-”

“Are you calling my ass loose, Daniel?”

“I’ll shut up, ma’am.”

“Good!” Penny nodded, standing firm. “Now then, if one of you could please turn the valve and bring unto me a world of divine pleasure!”

Laura rolled her eyes. She walked forward and squatted down to turn the valve with a sharp *SQUEAK*. The sound of rushing liquid and roaring fizz was immediate. The hose began to quickly stiffen. The change in the hose went around and around the short coil on the ground until it shot up Penny’s leg and-

“A-AH~!” Penny squealed, her knees buckling. She clutched her stomach through her blouse, her mouth agape. “I-IT’S SO FAST! AND THE BUBBLES ARE SO- SO- AH~!”

Laura swallowed hard. She found her eyes getting magnetized down to Penny’s midriff. It had barely been ten seconds, and yet her small friend was already starting to sport a small bump. It pulled her blouse tighter and tighter underneath her hands, quickly flattening out every little minor crease and fold in it.

It wasn’t long before Penny started to shake from both pleasure and effort. She lifted her hands for a moment and her top shot up, instantly revealing several inches of pale, creamy flesh. She moaned sensually as she pressed hard into her now bare underbelly, which continued to swell by the second.

God DAMN, Penny knew how to put on a show, alright.

Penny sank to her knees, cooing softly as she did. She leaned back on one hand, panting as her other hand clutched her bare skin. Her blouse reached the apex of her ever-growing stomach, hesitated for a moment, then shot up all the way to just under her small breasts. She groaned as her stomach rumbled audibly. “O-Oh God- Oh fuck, it’s so tight- oh, it’s moving so much- it- I- oh- OH-!”

“Laura.”

Danny’s voice from a few feet away made Laura snap to. She twisted the valve hard, stemming the flow until it was barely audible. But she didn’t cut it all the way off. While Penny looked like she was near her limit… she still seemed to be enjoying herself, so…

Penny passionately stroked her stomach, biting her lip. A tremble ran through her body. “Ah, ah! It- it’s so big- it’s so heavy on my legs! It’s so hard and tight! S-So full so- so b- big- ah-”

Penny’s back arched sharply as she threw her head back with a loud “~~AAAAAAH YEAAAAHHHH~~” She froze for a second, then flopped onto her back, panting heavily.

She was done in way more ways than one. Laura shut off the valve entirely and took a moment to fully take in the view. Penny’s stomach stuck straight up from her lean frame, pulling hard enough at her skin for her ribs to slightly poke out between her over-inflated gut and her bunched-up blouse. It was rumbling and bubbling loudly enough that Laura could clearly hear it even from a couple of feet away. And she had a look of pure bliss on her face, a small tendril of drool hanging out from the corner of her mouth.

“Jesus christ, woman!” Danny hissed, looking around (though there was an undeniable blush on his face). “Could you be any louder? I can see that you’re having a great time, but we really should be keeping it down, y’know?”

“What’s the big deal…?” Penny sighed contentedly, stroking the side of her taut gut. “It’s not like… we’ll get in any real trouble… you can bail us out again… if we do…”

“No, I can’t,” Danny denied tiredly. “That was a one-time thing, Penny. We’re just lucky it was someone I had dirt on. And this is way more than just some weird inflation-play in an empty office. We’re trespassing and stealing company assets… technically. It’s basically a whole thing.”

Penny rolled her eyes, the blissful smile starting to fade from her face. “Alright, fine. Seriously, I was even considering letting you give me a tummy rub but then you had to go and kill the vibe. Way to cuck yourself, Buzzkill Light-Dick.”

Danny scowled. “That… I hate it. Fuck you. Nice burn, but fuck you.”

“I keep trying~,” Penny hummed. She rolled onto her side, wincing. “Oof, this thing is tense. I’m gonna have a hell of a time lugging it home tonight, but there’s also no chance that I’m gonna empty out here. I have toilet standards and the stalls here do not meet my minimum.”

“Ew,” Danny frowned. “Please don’t. I was enjoying the slosh but now all I can think about is the splatter of shit-soda on porcelain. Gross.”

“Stop thinking about my bowel movements and help me up, Dan the dense. I’m too full to lift myself up.”

“O-Oh, yeah, sure.” Danny knelt down and put his arm around Penny’s waist and put her arm over his shoulder. He slowly stood up, gently raising her with him. She wobbled a bit, but after a moment, Danny was able to pull away to leave her standing alone. Her belly looked even more impressive while she was standing. Laura glanced down at the floor and grimaced. There were two wet spots on the ground and she could guess what caused each of them.

Penny screwed up her eyes as she reached behind herself. Her hand reemerged with the hose, wet from soda but, thankfully, clean looking. “Alright, bestie. It’s your turn~.”

Laura’s grimace sharpened as she eyed the hose. “I… I really hadn't considered what it meant to be going after you…”

Penny rolled her eyes. “Aw, c’mon, Laura! I did a deep clean this morning and even used a special soap! And I know you’re not feeling awkward about putting it in in front of us, right?”

“...Maybe.”

“Aw, c’mon!” Penny whined. “I’ve seen your ass before! Hell, even Danny’s seen most of it! And we’ve seen you after you’ve put it in! So what’s the big deal?”

Danny smirked, leaning around Penny to raise an eyebrow at Laura. “Yeah, Laura? Isn’t the body nothing to be ashamed about?”

Laura wrung her hands together. “Well… this isn’t exactly the usual environment, and putting something foreign up your butt is rather intimate, and-”

“Ah, enough excuses!” Penny declared. Despite her misbalanced midriff, Penny still somehow managed to sidle up next to Laura before the larger woman could react. She lifted up the back of Laura’s dress and slid the hose underneath her panties.

“W-WAIT, NO- AH!” Laura’s frantic plea was cut short as an unpleasantly warm cylinder was pushed into her rear end. She clenched her jaw as Penny wiggled it around in there, pushing it a bit further but mostly just moving it for the sake of moving it. “Penny, please-!”

“Sorry, sweetcheeks!” Penny laughed, briefly squeezing Laura’s butt. “You know how much I love to tease.”

Laura started to breathe a sigh of relief but then yelped again as a pair of hands grasped her gut. She felt her face burn bright red as Penny groped her plush middle.

“You really do have a lot goin’ on here, don't’cha?” Penny breathed, her fingers sinking into Laura’s belly. “Like, you’re not fat, but you’re so cuddly and soft, huh? Just that perfect amount of chub that really makes you wanna squeeeeeeze it~”

“P-Penny!” Laura gasped, hands frozen in the air. She wanted to stop Penny, but at the same time, it felt so good! “Wh-Why-”

The groping of her stomach stopped, but before Laura could celebrate, Penny let out a, “And there we GO!” Then there was a loud, familiar *SQUEAK!* The busty woman had only a brief moment to process what was about to happen before a rush of cool and prickly liquid started funneling through her intestines at an unreal pace.

Laura yelped, then glared over at Penny. The inflated woman stuck out her tongue playfully before giving the valve another small twist. The flood of soda picked up even more. Laura bit her lip as she put a hand to her belly. It was normally somewhat (ONLY somewhat) plush, but she could already feel some resistance from the pool of soda forming inside of her.

The carbonation certainly wasn’t helping either. Laura could feel her guts rumbling from the bubbling and foaming soda. She squirmed in place, not sure how she was supposed to handle the intense desire to scratch her trembling insides.

A pair of hands once again grasped Laura’s belly. She gasped as Penny roughly played with her tightening belly. But she didn’t ask her to stop this time. She was too far in to keep up her false protest at this point.

“God, this is so addicting~” Penny crooned as she pressed hard on Laura’s upper belly, making her whimper softly as the soda bubbled from the extra movement. “Feeling you go from soft to hard so quickly is the best. Makes me wonder just how big you can get with all this belly. Surely more than a lil’ cutie like me, right?”

“I-I don’t know about-” Laura began, but a sudden hard squeeze made her voice trail off into a squeak.

“Yeah, I’m sure it can,” Penny said in a sultry voice. She slipped her hands under Laura’s shirt to feel her bare tum. “I wanna see you big, Laura. I wanna see you twice as big as me- three times as big! I wanna see you blow up like the balloon I know you can be!”

Laura’s toes curled as a particularly large rumble echoed from her belly. She was feeling totally full now, but she knew that wasn't even close to being the end. Full was never the end when it came to these nights with Penny and Danny. Never.

The tall woman started panting as heat rushed through her body starting from where Penny was fondling her. It rushed down to her toes then surged back up again to her nethers, leaving Laura weak in the knees. The increasing weight her knees were being forced to support wasn’t exactly helping matters either. All that soda was starting to pull at her belly as a forceful reminder that liquid was always heavier than one thought it should be.

An ominous groan from Laura’s guts preceded a sudden pinch of pressure. She gasped as the pressure in her belly began to mount even faster than before. That was an all-too-familiar feeling. She had run out of spare space in her intestines and now everything was ballooning out at an absurd pace. She moaned softly as Penny’s fingers found less and less purchase on her skin, her belly rejecting the smaller woman’s forceful groping.

“Comin’ to the end, girls,” Danny’s voice cut into Laura’s inflation-fueled haze. “The carbonation’s gonna keep you growing even after you stop, so cut it short to be safe.”

“Shut up, grandpa!” Penny hissed while peering at Danny resentfully around Laura’s bust. “Laura’s a big girl who can handle a big load! Isn’t that right, my big, beautiful soda bottle?”

“Uuuuugh…”

“See? Total affirmation! So just sit back and enjoy yourself. I can see that you’re liking this just as much as we are~”

Danny’s cheeks lit up as he hastily put his hands into his hoodie pockets once more and pulled the whole thing down. “N-Never mind that- you can keep having fun after you unplug her. I’m sure if you give her a few good shakes, she’ll start blowing up just like she is now.”

“What, like this?”

Penny gave Laura’s tight belly a good, hard shake. The packed-tight woman squeaked as her insides roared in anger. The building pressure within her skyrocketed as her breathing began to grow shallow from the pressure her own gut was putting on her lungs.

“Penny, what the fuck?” Danny asked dryly.

“You literally just told me to do it.”

“Yeah, after the valve was turned off. She's gonna legit pop something at this rate.”

“Pffft, yeah right. She’ll pull herself free if it comes to that. It’s not like I superglued the thing in there. There’s no reason why she would ever, ever keep this in until she-”

A thunderous creaking sound filled the warehouse. Penny froze, her mouth half open and an expression of pure fear in her eyes. Laura felt the same.

They were completely and totally fucked if whoever that was found them like this.

Penny dove for the valve, but Danny shot forward and grabbed her arm. “You can’t!” He hissed quietly. “That valve is squeaky as fuck! They’ll hear it for sure!”

“What are we supposed to do then!?” Penny hissed back. “She’s way too full to keep going and the hose is super loud when it’s not attached to anything!”

The sound of footsteps echoed throughout the warehouse. Laura’s heart was hammering in her chest. She didn’t want to be caught like this. She couldn't. She couldn't! Her career- no, her whole future was at stake here! “J-Just leave it in! I- ugh- I can handle it!”

Penny and Danny both looked at Laura, then at her still-growing belly. They exchanged a look. Penny whimpered. “I’m sorry, Laura. I should’ve listened to Danny. He’s the only one of us that can still be smart while also being extremely horny.”

“Shhh!” Danny shushed them, “They’re close!”

All three of them held their breaths as the footsteps grew ever closer. Laura could feel her stomach stretching and tightening with every passing second, every passing footstep. She was past her limit now. She had never been this big before. Her belly was starting to ache, just like it had long, long ago when she had first started doing this kind of thing. It ached and rumbled ominously, threatening to reveal their location through the churning of soda within her.

The footsteps came to a stop just around the corner. There was a jangling of metal, then the click of a lock. The warehouse office was just next to them. That was the destination of the mystery person, not to investigate the strange gurglings. Thank Christ. Now Laura only had to hold on for-

“Ah-!” Laura cried out before clamping her jaw shut. A wave of cramps had struck her side. The heavy woman panted hard and winced as another cramp soon followed. Her body was revolting. It needed relief. But she couldn’t- not yet!

Danny was standing stock-still opposite of the soda tanks, by the office wall. He had been listening intently, but after Laura’s cry, was now staring at her. Laura mouthed ‘Sorry’ at him, then nearly rebuked her own apology by barely stopping another yelp of pain. She clutched her gut, which barely gave way to her touch at all, and gently rubbed it to try and soothe the torrent of crippling cramps that kept passing through her.

Ok, new problem: now Laura had strong urges to both yelp from pain and moan from pleasure. Damn her well-trained body translating the sensation of glutted tummy rubs to pure euphoria! But the rubs were the only thing keeping her mind off of wanting to shout from pain, so what-

Laura grunted as a hand went over her mouth. Penny had noticed how close Laura was to another outburst and had moved to stop it. Just in time too as Laura couldn’t stop herself from moaning from a sudden spike in pressure in her lower belly.

She was losing control. Her legs were wobbling and her chest was heaving. Every breath was hot and heavy and accompanied by a deep, muffled moan or grunt. Her stomach was starting to spasm underneath her touch. Her ab muscles were vainly tightening and releasing as if trying to return her belly to a reasonable size, but there was no hope of that.

A voice floating out from the ajar office door managed to pierce the fog of Laura’s soda-drowned brain. It was that fuckhead of a manager Kevin. “Yeah, yeah, I got the papers. Jesus, Bill, you can’t just leave this shit lying around. They’re already doctored, for fucks sake! We’d both be in deep shit if someone with a shred of intelligence had actually looked at these!”

Laura’s cognitive ability was far too gone to be able to properly process what Kevin was talking about, but from Danny’s wide eyes, malicious grin, and open phone, she figured that it was good for them. Great. Now could Kevin please hurry the hell up before Laura popped!?

There was a moment of silence, then Kevin spoke again. “What the fuck do you mean there’s a second doctored file SOMEWHERE in here? Why the fuck did you leave TWO of these fucking things here, you bird-brained dipshit!? I can’t decide if it’d be better if it’s hidden so that no one could find it or if it’s just out in the open so I can get out of here with it faster, but I HAVE decided that I’m gonna kick your fat ass when I see you, you royal pain in my dick!”

Oh God, oh fuck, no no no! Get out of here, Kevin! Laura’s belly was throbbing from the pressure. Her chub had been spread thin by now, her belly losing its softness with every passing moment. She scarcely dared to breathe now for fear that it would disturb the carbonation within and she’d pop like a balloon.

A sharp pinch in her upper belly made Laura’s eyes roll back in their sockets. She was practically drooling now. The pain was mingling with the pleasure so much that it was impossible to distinguish between the two now. The pressure was unreal. She swore that she could feel her skin stretching out underneath her fingertips. It was too much! Oh LORD, it was too much!

“Ok, found it. Jesus fuck, Bill, I swear I’m gonna kill you one of these days… No, of course I don’t fucking mean it, Bill. Your dumpster fire of a life isn’t worth risking prison. I’m still gonna kick your ass though.”

Yes! Yes yes yes, go go go! The slamming shut of the office door and the angry jangling of keys sounded like the chimes of heaven itself. Soon she could be done! She could-

“MMMMMM!” Laura shrieked under Penny’s hand as a powerful wave of bliss washed over her entire being. A plummet of pressure had accompanied yet another sharp pinch, then an insane rumbling had occurred as she felt her stomach itself being filled with soda and carbonation.

She was being filled up all the way through! She was going to be completely packed from bottom to top! Her belly was already full even though the soda had only breached its walls a mere moment ago, the spicy liquid tickling the bottom of her dry esophagus. The feeling was fucking AMAZING! Laura couldn’t stand it! She was going to pop! She was going to climax! She was going to explode from every direction!

“MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMMMMMM!”

“Laura, please!” Penny desperately whispered, clamping a second hand over Laura’s mouth. “He’s almost gone! Just a little longer!”

“MMMMMMMMMMM!”

Laura couldn’t hear anything over the pulsating of her ballooning stomach, the roaring of bubbles and liquid within, and the pounding of her own heart. She couldn’t do it anymore! She was gonna explode! Her skin was too tight! It was all over! She was-! She was-!

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm…”

Laura’s back arched for a brief moment, her whole body tensing in one final surge of warmth and adrenaline, before going slack. Penny’s hands came away from her mouth covered in drool as Laura sank to her knees, her stomach heavy on her lap. She barely even felt it as the hose was hastily pulled from her ass.

“Laura? You ok, homegirl?” Penny asked hesitantly, dripping hose in hand.

Laura blinked slowly. She grinned stupidly and just said, “Heh… y-yeah…”

The smaller woman breathed a sigh of relief as she put a hand on her own (comparatively small) gut. “Fuck, that was tense. I really thought you were gonna pop there- JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN! WHAT THE FUCK!?”

Laura casually looked up at Penny to see her staring in awe at Laura. She looked back down at herself. Huh. That really was worthy of a ‘what the fuck’. She’d been too busy to pay attention earlier, but her gut was so heavily inflated with soda that it was exposing a few veins here and there. Feeling around with her hands, her upper belly was more heavily distended compared to her lower. The latter was still obscenely round, of course. Her upper belly was just… more round. And hard. Her whole gut was hard to the touch without a single millimeter of give.

“Yeah…” Laura said sleepily, patting her record-sized load. “I c-couldn’t…”

*GRRRGGRLLLL-RRRGGGR*

Uh oh. Her patting had disturbed the bubbles. Laura clutched her stomach as if to hold it together, her eyes squeezed tightly shut. Then-!

*UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOROOOROOOOOOORRRRRRP*

The warehouse echoed with the din of Laura’s belch for several seconds, then silence. Danny and Penny just stared blankly at Laura and her trembling belly. Finally, Penny broke the peace.

“...I don’t think I’ve ever been both so terrified and turned on at the same time.” She glanced over at Danny with a meek grin. “Hey, d-do you think I could have a real quick second go with the hose? I could use a top-up-”

“I’d love to watch you turn yourself into a yoga ball like Laura here, I seriously would. But if you shove that hose back up your ass, I’m leaving both of you here before we almost get caught again. Seriously.”

Penny looked like she was seriously considering continuing anyways, but ultimately just sighed. “Yeah, fuckin’... fine. You’re right. Quit while I’m ahead and can still help roll Laura home and all that.”

Danny nodded, then walked over to Laura. “Think you can stand up and move without all that gas splitting you in half?”

Laura’s mind had stabilized to a point where she could actually think again, but she felt like she was enveloped in a pink haze. “Now that *HIC* the… gas has *URP* a way out, it’s *BUORP* no problem… hehe.”

Danny rolled his eyes, then bent down and pulled one of Laura’s arms over his shoulder. He raised an eyebrow at Penny, who quickly understood and got herself under Laura’s other arm. Together, they managed to hoist Laura to her feet. This sudden movement resulted in another massive belch. The love-drunk Laura just grinned. Like she had any dignity left to preserve at this point anyways. Might as well have fun with it, right?

“Oh look, you left two spots too, Laura. We left matching- heeeey, both of yours are bigger than mine!”

“Everything I have is *HIC-URP* bigger than you, honey. Everything.”

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Laura didn’t want anyone to see her. She didn’t want Danny to see her. She didn’t want Penny to see her. She didn’t want Kevin to see her. She just wanted to bury her face in her computer and disappear forever.

Unfortunately, she was very much being seen at the moment. Penny was grinning like the Cheshire cat over the divider between their cubicles. “~You were more into it than I was!~” She sang out in jubilant glee.

“Shut up, I was NOT!” Laura seethed indignantly.

“This picture I have of your bigger everything says different-”

Laura whipped around to glare at Penny. “You took pictures!?”

“Of course I did!” Penny trilled. “Like I’d miss out on recording your biggest size to date!”

“Penny, I-”

“Don’t worry, I’ll send them to you later.”

“That’s NOT the… did you get any with both of us?”

Penny winked. “Boys aren’t the only ones that like to compare sizes, right? I got eight good ones.”

“Eight good what?”

Danny’s voice made Laura jump in her seat. She coughed, covering her hot cheeks with her hand. “N-Nothing. Hello, Daniel.”

“Sup.” He sipped his coffee idly, smacked his lips, then grinned. “Hey, so we can play it a bit riskier in the future if we want. I recorded Kevin last night. With that kinda dirt on top of the rest I’ve got stockpiled, we can pretty much do whatever we want so long as we don’t cause any huge problems.”

“Niiiice!” Penny cheered. Then she smirked. “Man though, that soda was a real experience. I just felt all sticky afterwards! I had to rinse myself out a few times just to get some relief!”

Laura frowned. “Really? I didn’t feel like that at all. Sore, yes. But not sticky.”

“Can your guts even feel sticky?” Danny pondered. “Stickiness comes from, like, residue, right? And your intestines digest stuff, so wouldn’t they just-”

“Yeah, I felt real sticky,” Penny continued on, resting her head on her hands. “And the feeling was so deep that I had to really rinse out with water a few times. Get all the way in there, y’know?”

Ah. Right. Ok. Laura got it now. Danny did too, apparently, as he just sighed and shook his head. “Where do you get all that energy from, Penny? Like, seriously, you’re like the Energizer rabbit except with… well, this.”

“I’m a machine, baby! And I can turn my gears all night long when I want to~” Penny gave Danny a wink.

Danny snorted and took another sip of coffee. “Sure, sure. So any plans for when the next night is gonna be? Not gonna lie, the Kevin scare and Laura almost bursting kinda ruined the mood for me, so I’m feelin’ a bit pent up now. ‘Course, you two are the ones who have to recover after each time, so don’t rush or anything.”

“Danny, we’re all hot and desperately single,” Penny sighed, “What else are we going to do next Friday night except the same thing we do every Friday night? Like, why even ask at this point? It’s kind of redundant.”

“Once again, I am delightfully single, not- wait, did you include me in that ‘we’re hot’ comment? I think that’s the first time you’ve ever directly complimented me.”

“As if that was the first time. With the way you are, calling you stupid is a compliment. Just saying~”

Danny and Penny kept taking jabs at each other while Laura cleared her thoughts and got back to work. Her intestines still felt sore despite the whole weekend of rest and light foods she’d given them, but she knew they’d be fine again by Friday. And since they’d be fine by Friday… it wouldn’t hurt to hang out with her two favorite dumbasses again, now would it?

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Surprise, I'm early! I found a comm that I finished literally 11 days ago and finally got around to posting it.

I don't want to make DA the only place for my fics anymore, so I'll be posting comms publically here at the same time as well. Any comms that I post won't change when other stuff comes out either. It's just for convenience's sake and to make sure Patreon gets everything DA does as well.