I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [2]

[Multiverse Chat Group initializing...]

[New members may set a username for the chat group.]

[Please input your username...]

Zhongli sat in the long-deserted audience hall, his expression contemplative.

“Such a construct... it seems vaguely familiar from my memories.”

Six thousand years of memories were vast, and the four thousand years spent alongside Qingli were especially precious. The fleeting memories of his brief human life—less than twenty years—had long since melded into the greater tapestry of his six millennia, neither special nor distinct.

It took him some time to retrieve the distant image buried in the recesses of his mind.

“Ah... so it’s something like this. A ‘chat group’—how intriguing.”

The recollection stirred faint ripples in his heart. The absolute composure of a god who had ruled Liyue for 3,700 years relaxed ever so slightly.

“Perhaps... this is an opportunity.”

Since Qingli’s death, Zhongli had remained confident that he could find a way to reverse time and retrieve her from the river of eternity. For the past two millennia, he had steadily worked toward this goal, and recently, his mastery of gravity had brought him to the threshold of the timeline itself.

Another thousand years, and he might be able to project his existence to the day Qingli passed, pulling her from the flow of time.

But a thousand years was still too long.

In his memories, the so-called [Multiverse Chat Group] was a tool capable of granting endless power and elevation—beyond dimensions, universes, and the confines of reality.

“If that is the case, I must investigate. Regardless of the risks, it must be faced.”

Muttering to himself, Zhongli made his decision and activated the virtual screen that had appeared before him.

A system prompt sounded in his mind.

[Welcome to the Multiverse Chat Group.]
[Please set a username.]

Zhongli paused out of habit, then recalled the world he now resided in, which seemed to overlap with memories from his past life.

As the Geo Archon, he had accumulated no shortage of titles.

“How amusing.”

A faint smile graced his lips as he lightly touched the screen and spoke his chosen name aloud.

[True Lord of Bright Futures]

[Congratulations, True Lord of Bright Futures, on joining the Multiverse Chat Group.]

[Welcome message broadcast to all members.]

[New member joined: True Lord of Bright Futures.]

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: True Lord of Bright Futures? Are you Chinese?

Emilia Is Absolutely Adorable Cult: New big shot alert! Group hierarchy -1!

Do You Have 100,000 Yen: New big shot alert! Group hierarchy -1!

Lonely Little Kobayashi: New big shot alert! Group hierarchy -1!

Sweetheart Angel: Oh, my boy, a brand-new sweetie has joined us!

Divine Lord Is the Greatest: Sweetheart, please tone it down. You’ll scare the newcomer. We all know you’re a good-natured pervert, but hitting on someone on day one is too much!

Hopeless Villain: Shut up, you disgusting Sweetheart!

Sweetheart Angel: My dear villain, I’ll melt your heart with love, honey boy.

Mind Reader: New member, feel free to introduce yourself. Oh, I’ll go first! I’m Nana, a mind-reader from Earth-77. Pleased to meet you! I know all of this might feel overwhelming, but rest assured, you’re not being tricked. The Multiverse Chat Group connects countless worlds, dimensions, universes, and beings of all kinds—human and non-human alike. It’s a gathering unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

Mind Reader: Take a deep breath and calm down. I’ll explain the group functions briefly.

Mind Reader: Most features are locked right now. The only useful ones are “Sign-In” and “Missions.” Click the virtual screen’s top-left corner to sign in daily and earn points. Points can be used to purchase items sold by group members or—if you’re lucky—rare goods from an unknown admin. Those are usually in high demand among the wealthiest members.

Mind Reader: The second feature is “Missions.” When you’ve accumulated enough points, you can hire other group members to assist you in your world—whether it’s finding a lost cat, dealing with malevolent spirits, or correcting a world’s historical trajectory. Tasks vary widely, and the group system determines what level of mission you need based on the circumstances.

Mind Reader: You can verify everything I’ve said. I won’t lie to you. Oh, and one more thing—this group doesn’t have an active leader, so let’s try to maintain some order ourselves.

Mind Reader: I’ll reintroduce myself: Nana, 16 years old, high schooler, female, from Earth-77. Nice to meet you!

Zhongli read through the chat, one line at a time, his usual pose—one arm across his chest and a hand resting on his chin—unconsciously taking over.

In his memories, Nana seemed to resemble a protagonist from a manga.

While I don’t recall the details, she seems trustworthy enough. Let’s begin with introductions.

True Lord of Bright Futures: Greetings.

For 100,000 Yen, I’ll Do Anything: The new big shot speaks! Group hierarchy -1!

True Lord of Bright Futures: Hello, Mr. “100,000 Yen.” By the way, your name seems to have been different earlier.

Emilia Is Absolutely Adorable Cult: She loves changing names and avatars to mess with people. Just add “Troll Miko” as a nickname for her—it fits perfectly.

For 100,000 Yen, I’ll Do Anything: Shut up, you useless NEET!

Emilia Is Absolutely Adorable Cult: Takes one to know one. A shrine maiden with no worshippers except yokai? Some shrine you’ve got.

For 100,000 Yen, I’ll Do Anything: Guh...!

True Lord of Bright Futures: It seems you two get along well?

Emilia Is Absolutely Adorable Cult: Oh, we’re fine. I grew up reading her doujinshi.

For 100,000 Yen, I’ll Do Anything: Can we not bring that up? And you didn’t even donate to my shrine after reading them!

After observing the lively discussion, Zhongli straightened his posture and began typing his introduction.

True Lord of Bright Futures: Greetings. I am Zhongli, residing in the land of Teyvat. I am an adepti, ageless and timeless, though I no longer recall how many years have passed.

Mind Reader: Teyvat? Isn’t that odd? If you’re a Chinese immortal, shouldn’t your world be listed under the Earth series? Like Crimson Sparrow Immortal from Earth-101?

Zhongli’s expression shifted subtly as his thoughts raced.

An immortal from another world? If this Crimson Sparrow is truly a strong figure, she might possess knowledge that could shorten the time needed to revive Qingli.

True Lord of Bright Futures: Indeed, however our land refers to beings like me as adepti. My title, “True Lord of Bright Futures,” represents boundless potential and infinite prospects. May I inquire if the esteemed Crimson Sparrow Immortal is present?

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: I’m here.

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: Your title is interesting—it suggests high expectations from your elders. How can I assist you?

True Lord of Bright Futures: Recently, I’ve been researching gravity. Might you have any insights to share?

Mind Reader: Gravity...? Does that mean Teyvat is more of a sci-fi world than a supernatural one? I thought the name made it sound like a Eastern fantasy setting.

True Lord of Bright Futures: My world features both researchers focused on technology and individuals who wield elemental powers.

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: A hybrid system—similar to my world. Here, we have standard technology coexisting with a unique energy called “Honkai Energy.” However, I regret to say that I haven’t studied gravity extensively. My expertise lies in mental and cognitive sciences, and my understanding of other fields is relatively shallow.

Emilia Is Absolutely Adorable Cult: Wait, hold up. Crimson Sparrow, you know about technology? I thought you were an ancient Chinese immortal!

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: I am both an ancient Chinese immortal and a super soldier created using Honkai Energy. These two identities aren’t contradictory in my world. True Lord of Bright Futures, if you’re genuinely interested in gravity, I can gather some general knowledge and research materials from my world.

Zhongli’s eyes narrowed slightly as his thoughts began to coalesce. He now remembered the identity of the so-called Crimson Sparrow Immortal.

In the distant corners of his memory, Zhongli recalled that the world the Crimson Sparrow hailed from shared the same company and overarching lore as his own—a series of interconnected universes crafted under the same creative vision.

Perhaps the knowledge of gravity from her world could indeed prove useful.

True Lord of Bright Futures: I’d greatly appreciate it. The insights of others can refine my own understanding. Even general knowledge will be helpful.

Crimson Sparrow Immortal: Understood. Give me two or three days, and I’ll gather as much as I can on gravity and the latest advancements in related technology. In the meantime, you can use this time to sign in and earn some points.

True Lord of Bright Futures: Thank you.

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T/N: LMAO WHAT ARE THESE NAMESSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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