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BONUS: The Gang Reads a Porno

A few weeks ago Tom made a patreon goal that if we hit 5500 supporters we would read horrible fan fiction starring Muammar Gaddafi, Josef Stalin, and Leon Trotsky. It's horrible and you've been warned. 

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First wave baby

iDoTechOK

When is taken by the T-Rex going to be read!

Alec Hruby

we rockin with joe because joe's rockin with us

Tal Rose

Coming here a year late as a knitter to say that yes, tweed yarn exists. Sorry, lads.

Tal Rose

Long time listener first time patreon-er and just want to say this is my favourite episode of all time and I will not be taking any feedback on that

mumbles march

Nate, I'm asexual and I twigged this writer has never had sex within minutes.

LeobaL

Y'all absolutely have to do this 100 times.

0ctomaton

This is one of the most cursed things ever, I’m glad I bought the patreon sub

Brendan Bonner

There is now a degree of separation between Black Moth Super Rainbow and Qaddafi. Incredibly cursed episode.

Boone Pulliam

I love how aggressively bisexual this episode is

Britt

Upgraded my tier today and this was the greatest thing to see when I had bonus episodes pulled up. Laughed so hard it hurt. Think ya’ll are criminally under valuing the line “It was white, like a royal child of incest born to keep the line pure.” Which made my double over. Literary genius obviously.

Jason P.

Incredible story telling. It tugged at my heart strings.

Ryan Foster

Playing this through my headphones at work and I have no good explanations for my coworkers

Dude #12

About the only redeeming thing for this episode is that I now have a tapeworm story less depressing than the one I had before listening to it.

Marc Bosse

For a second I thought this was a Chuck Tingle creation. I was cooking and initially not paying the closest attention.

Justin G

Congrats Nate!! haha this is gonna be wild

A Guy

Tompkins Square is worse now btw. Whole area.

Hammerthrust Von Sexron

This episode starts chaotic and stays that way

Samuel Brown

immeasurable degree of horrible similes that just keep coming in rapid fire succession

Walker Adams

I have left a comment. Here is my comment 🖤

Eulaila

this episode is genuinely what made me sub :)

Incoherentbee

I'm sure all the writing criticism is for laughs, and it certainly succeeds. 😆 I'm not sure you guys realize there is nothing earnest about that writing, though. Judging by the tags, it was written just for fun, and judging by everything else about it, it was most likely written by a young teenager.

Vaz

Surely there is some Luigi Cardona fanfic about him drinking the blood of his own conscripts.

ChipotleAway

King shit boys 🫠🫡🫥🫡🫠 ready for the 10,000 patreon challenge where y’all read Lions Fanfic.

Olin Dunleavy

Scandalous.

ちょるる

Ok now I see why

Jacob Short

This got a heavier content warning and Nanking…

Jacob Short

Part of me wonders if this is written badly on purpose like My Immortal. And I know it's a type of madness to suggest improvements for this but: The Trotsky/Stalin coupling is the least sensible pairing of the 3 characters. It would've made 1000 times more sense to have Gaddafi as Stalin or Trotsky's boyfriend to start and then have the other one be the interloper. However you structure this, Trotsky and Stalin should be rivals and Gaddafi should be torn between them. Having Stalin and Trotsky be star crossed lovers in this scenario is just a baffling choice.

Sean RD

Come on there needs to be one more porn episode. We need the fuck trilogy with the last one simply being LLBD fan fiction, especially with how unsatisfactory the ending to that story was.

Spaghetti

Never would I have guessed that "Taken by the T-rex" would mark a bold new direction for the podcast. But damn am I glad I subbed

Douglas Bishop

Hahahaha yes

Cadnee Mountai

Me driving home from work listening to this “Am I Bi coded?” Which goes a long way to explain a lot of things in my life tbh.

James Cézanne-Taipale

Money well spent.

Elder Dog

This was absolutely worth it. It's beautiful in its horror.

Chris Morse

Every time Tom had to read a Gaddafi line that ended in boy, I just kept thinking of The Tall Man from Phantasm.

Jack McReynolds

Okay legitimately the terrible writing and the reactions to it were better than the reactions to the smut.

Mizzen

I think Tom's "hold on to that thought" has officially usurped "wait it gets worse"

Grumpy Bowlart

thank god for bi boys. & joe too

ensign geske

“he has only eaten cum today!” made me spit my iced tea out in my car laughing

Capt. Trey Perrett

The 56 minute to 57 minute mark is a mystery.

Matt S

Worth all of the Patreon donations

Biggus Dickus

I was expecting everything except the incredible levels of racism

Madwoman Madrigal

Big Daddy Joe craves more subs.

The Squash

*unsubscribed

Benjamin Henderson

The gods are pleased. Now back to the content mines!

I_like_planes_and_cities

Oh Stansted airport… been there once, stuck behind a family of five with fully 12 full-size or larger pieces of luggage *and* three half-eaten pizzas, abusing the check-in person, the manager, and the manager’s manager when told about additional luggage costs, claiming at one point that they were anti-Semitic(?!). Bad vibes all ‘round

AppliedJest

Between you guys and We Hate Movies, my fav podcasts sure like to read slash fiction

Irregular History Buff

You called it.

Jonathan Grafton

Let us know if your subscription numbers go up or down after this episode

Michael Davies

I'm gonna need to wait until I get off work and have a drink to listen to this.

sistertotherain9

Can't wait to fall asleep listening to this and have the most normal dreams

POWERDAD

I'm glad I finally decided to join the legion

Rew S

Still pulling for the 10k goal where the Donk Gang visits Gathering of the Juggalos

Zeroisanumber

Oh no 🤣

Damien Evans

Yay an episode I probably shouldn't listen to at work

Gonk_God

Pre-listen I'm just gonna assume there's a few 'it gets worse's in here

Pete Conneely


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