BONUS EPISODE: Charles II of Spain
Added 2021-12-02 16:56:03 +0000 UTC
The story of the king so inbred he brought down a dynasty
was relistening to this while looking at Wikipedia and apparently Charles’ sister was also married off to HER maternal uncle aka her father’s nephew. So clearly they really learned their lesson!!
Shanti
2024-12-23 23:57:16 +0000 UTC
I was honestly not expecting to have any kind of sympathy for ole' Charlie 2: revenge of inbreeding. Being another shitty royal aside I have the same impulse of emotion towards him now of seeing a particulary badly bred XL bullie or Pug; why did somebody make you like this. it must hurt to live.
Daniel "Limey-boy" McCouid-Carr
2024-11-13 18:45:04 +0000 UTC
Re: the Habsburg constantly shitting problem - my guess is Inflammatory Bowel Disease of some form. That is a common genetic condition, and the fact that they all constantly shat suggests a genetic condition.
LeobaL
2024-06-22 05:10:22 +0000 UTC
No one wants to talk about Habsburg on Habsburg violence
Zachary Janow
2023-12-29 02:22:19 +0000 UTC
I nominate this one as the next unlocked bonus episode when you need it because holy shit y’all.
Matt
2023-07-24 01:20:06 +0000 UTC
I dunno, an army seems pretty solid to me.
ZombieDwarf
2022-09-08 12:09:50 +0000 UTC
You cannot speak of the Spanish Habsburg's and say "when money was based on something solid." Those guys defaulted on their debts so many times. You can't repo shit when the guy has an army.
H Rust
2022-02-20 00:56:38 +0000 UTC
when you mentioned mohammd bin salman's steam id, i think you actually meant this saudi prince, he's far less politically important though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_bin_Abdulaziz_bin_Salman_Al_Saud
Christine Pizan
2021-12-12 15:24:55 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck that is funny.
Anthony9286
2021-12-11 16:51:58 +0000 UTC
Joe is talking about miracle workers great show
Perturabo The Angry Artisan
2021-12-04 14:13:06 +0000 UTC
“They fucked each other into a circle” 😂
William Foner
2021-12-04 06:56:14 +0000 UTC
This is just handsome squidward
Noblesse Oblahaj
2021-12-04 04:33:05 +0000 UTC
The Hapsburg Family Wreath.
Jonathan Grafton
2021-12-04 04:30:55 +0000 UTC
I listened to this episode not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Cheerful Capitalist
2021-12-03 15:52:05 +0000 UTC
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Michael Thomas
2021-12-03 13:54:06 +0000 UTC
Satan was really looking at Charles and said "This one, I want to curse this one" and then got annoyed cause the mf didn't die
isa Mainzer
2021-12-03 13:26:40 +0000 UTC
Holy shit I was legit in tears at the general inquisitor diagnosing Charles.
Beef Stew
2021-12-03 09:38:53 +0000 UTC
I loved this episode, feel sorry for Charlie 2, but fuck him and all royalty
Colm Hayes
2021-12-03 08:55:20 +0000 UTC
We ever getting a zoo crew T-shirt?
2021-12-03 07:17:57 +0000 UTC
The fuckin chin on that dude
Trash Gordon
2021-12-02 23:38:54 +0000 UTC
Charles II! The most inbred of inbred white dudes beefing over turf!
Page Chase
2021-12-02 23:29:08 +0000 UTC
This might be the best episode yet, had me cackling!
BreadLord
2021-12-02 20:46:19 +0000 UTC
MbS got 58,000 hours on Surgeon Simulator.
ZombieDwarf
2021-12-02 19:30:13 +0000 UTC
ZOO! CREW! ZOO! CREW! ZOO! CREW!
ZombieDwarf
2021-12-02 19:23:48 +0000 UTC
Oh hell yes
Bored at Work
2021-12-02 16:59:58 +0000 UTC