📺Poll for Patreon Exclusive [May 2025]

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The ideas for "something playful, affectionate, and light hearted" are in!

Choose your faves for May's mood booster~

You can vote for more than 1 at a time!

[A] Elven Wife “Tortures” Human Husband to Get Him to Reveal Chocolate He Hid

Your elven voice actor wife comes home, bearing some snacks for the upcoming movie night. However, you are not far into the first movie when there is a power outage. You both think about how to spend the rest of your evening, and your wife, inspired by her latest VO role as an Elven Inquisitor, proposes a roleplay session. She will be a big and scary inquisitor, while you, the defenceless victim. You are to hide her favourite chocolate, and her goal is to get the info out of you through “persuasion.” She ties you to a (very comfy) chair, and then, the suffering begins! She whoompfs you with very soft pillows, pretends to channel thunder magic, tickles you, and attempts to “control” your mind with spells (it really just sounds like soft lullabies). Will you give in?? Will you?

[B] Building Model Kits With Your Dwarven Woman Best Friend!

You previously expressed an interest in getting into model kits, and your best friend Jiiva is more than happy to introduce you to one of her favourite hobbies! You set a date to meet up, and when the day comes, you meet at her house and get to work. Jiiva guides you through the process of building a model kit, and discusses the characters and techniques. The conversation then segues into TV shows and anime you both follow: Adventures of Magical Girl & Space Warlock, Astral Wolf Girl’s Space Missions, and a thriller about a Mouse Girl Idol uncovering a conspiracy. After you finish with your models, you decide to make it a sleepover, as it is already late. She orders pizza, and you curl up on the couch together to watch a show!

[C] Sheltering From the Rain With Your Medusa Friend [Friends to Lovers]

You and your Medusa friend seek shelter in a movie theatre due to the cold and wet day. Your friend is most put out by the bad weather, as you had meant to go to the beach to sunbathe. Fortunately, no popular movies are airing, and the theatre is almost empty. You watch a “so bad it’s good” film together in an empty cinema, and laugh at all the ways the movie stumbles over itself. But your Medusa friend is still cold from the rain, and she slowly wraps herself around you. Secretly, you both want to be more than friends, and you try to play off the awkwardness by discussing which is better: being a human or a Medusa. The conversation drifts to how you met years ago, when her sunglasses had fallen off and she had been feeling around blindly for them at the airport. Soon though, she starts to feel cosy, and she uses her snake hair to pull you in for a kiss…

[D] Monster-Under-The-Bed Wife: On a Romantic Sunset Hike in a Secluded Area

*Same character as this audio

You and your MUTB wife are on a hike, looking for an awesome lake with a waterfall to camp by and swim in. You’ve had a very rough week, and now, there’s finally a chance to unwind! Your wife Aneyh (Ah-nay) suggests a camping trip, and you both pack up and head to a nearby state park. You tease each other about the clothing you’re wearing, wrestle in the water, and have a pillow fight. Then your wife uses her shape-shifting abilities to turn into a ‘different character,’ and you make smores and hot cocoa by the fire. Afterwards, she blindfolds you and leads you to a surprise.

[E] Feeding Cute Birds With Your Harpy Colleague!

You are a birdkeeper at the I.P Freedly Aviary and bird sanctuary, and it is time for you and your cutesy, chirpy, eagle-coloured harpy colleague Cotton to do the rounds. This involves replenishing the foodstocks of the various exotic birds and checking on them. The birds in the climate-controlled aviary are friendly towards their keepers. You visit the newly-hatched, red-breasted heron chicks, which are receptive to cooing and baby-talk. Afterwards, you walk up the artificial waterfall and throw a few goofy insults at each other, which are mimicked by the colourful deathrattle parrots. Then, you tiptoe over to the nesting bush of the reclusive, duck-beaked masked grouse. Cotton tells you she wishes to experience a few weeks in the city with you during the upcoming annual break, and you happily make plans together.