🧵 John F. Tweeden-- The Most distinguished Tailor🪡

John F. Tweeden is the kingdom’s most “distinguished” tailor, or so he would introduce himself, with a hand over his heart and a slight bow. In his mind, tailoring is not merely a profession, but an art form, a noble calling, and he is its most faithful servant. Every measurement he takes is done with flourish, every pin placed as though composing a masterpiece.

Though he is unfailingly courteous, his compliments are so laced with dramatic irony that you’re never quite sure if he’s spiting you or genuinely complementing you…though he did tell you to cut down on the sweets..

John speaks with the grace of a stage actor and the precision of a master tailor, but every word is chosen to twist the knife just slightly. His remarks are wrapped in honeyed tones and polite smiles, yet carry the weight of quite the judgment, especially as the Queen’s figure continues to swell.

No one could accuse him of outright insult, but the way he lets certain words linger… the faint pause before “larger”… the almost imperceptible smirk...it’s clear he’s taking note of every new inch. But for what reason, just to judge you more or is there a different reason….

But who knows what his true wants are… I think I saw him talking to Wilson one time with a look of despair and loneliness…. Hmmm I wonder what that's all about..

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On a side note guys here's some dialog I came up with!!

"Ah, Your Majesty, it appears I must once again recalibrate my measurements for you… a challenge indeed, though one wonders if you intend to see just how far my tape can stretch."

"Truly, I have never seen fabric perform such a valiant struggle… nor lose so consistently."

"Another gown retired to the archives, another masterpiece devoured by your… growth. At this rate, we could open a museum."