March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 2: Monkey Coma Dina v. Noosefuristoo
Added 2025-02-10 06:01:03 +0000 UTC
Can a magical monkey in a coma, Dina, defeat the sassy vampire host of Podpires, Noosefuristoo? It’s up to you ... unless Dina wakes up. Then she’ll destroy everyone. Absolutely. Everyone.
Listen to the March Magic 2025 bonus episode to prepare and then download the attached bracket to pick your favorites. Voting for Round 1 ends on 2/13/25 at midnight EST!
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If she wakes up.
Frankenbeans Finemeyer
2025-02-18 14:48:45 +0000 UTCStarting a petition to get the hosts of How Did This Get Made to host Podpires
A pair of hands that are inordinately clammy
2025-02-13 21:11:06 +0000 UTCIt'll be found, you don't play around, with the Monkey Coma Dina!
TheMikeHaley
2025-02-13 03:15:46 +0000 UTCI mean, Podpires may be the best podcast in the world…but the world only exists in Monkey Coma Dina’s head.
Kevin Cooley
2025-02-12 19:07:46 +0000 UTCOh my sweet summer child! Vajazzling is exactly what it sounds like, provided you’ve got the ears of a pervert. It’s the art and practise of bedazzling one’s mons pubis, which was briefly a hot topic circa… 2010? Look. Is it a real thing people did? Honestly, probably not. Is it a funny word? Objectively, yes.
Madeleine D
2025-02-12 10:37:17 +0000 UTCWell I only knew her as a character in one of the Space Team books, but apparently it's also... exactly what it sounds like, lol. Works either way!
Meaghan
2025-02-11 23:53:13 +0000 UTCI don't know what vajazzled means, but I am just gonna start using it, and hope noone will realize if I use it incorrectly! "Be careful not to wake that vajazzled monkey, or we will all be in vajazzling big trouble!"
Jonas Rosendahl
2025-02-11 21:27:25 +0000 UTCIf Monkey Coma Dina doesn't win this entire thing I'm going to take it very personally.
BatchBTrippin
2025-02-11 19:23:06 +0000 UTCWhoa ... Space Team reference??
Meaghan
2025-02-11 11:37:23 +0000 UTCCIRCLE UP EVERYONE we gotta get crystal clear on our endgame here: the final seeds simply must be BOOB-HONKING MOOSE vs BOOOB-HONKING MOOOSE otherwise… what’s the fuckin point? Seriously, what the goddamn everloving funky vajazzled Jesus are we all doing here? We got it? Good! Great hustle everyone, I love you!
Madeleine D
2025-02-11 09:09:13 +0000 UTCRight? That monkey's face would get absolutely rocked with magic
A V
2025-02-11 02:33:34 +0000 UTCThe only vampire who has my heart is Sandy.
16-Xray
2025-02-11 02:14:40 +0000 UTCguys I’m so stressed. no way is a comatose monkey and a moose that honk‘s boobs going to beat a magician and a vampire and a fight. Someone help please anyone
petra
2025-02-10 22:01:10 +0000 UTCEveryone dont sleep on this one, she is clearly the sleeper hit of the bracket.
Jorge Enrique Ramirez Carrasco
2025-02-10 15:06:04 +0000 UTCThe only thing that will be in a coma is Noosefuristoo am I right! ......and probably still Dina....
Kitty Kitty Kitty
2025-02-10 14:21:32 +0000 UTCWait, is Dina going to be awake by March?
Sam Lovejoy
2025-02-10 08:02:46 +0000 UTCAt this point hoping she does indeed destroy everyone.
Amy S
2025-02-10 06:02:47 +0000 UTCI mean come on. The pun alone…
Alex Annje
2025-02-10 06:01:51 +0000 UTC
