Jess:
"Seriously, I'm starting to feel kinda weird."
Guy:
"What do you mean?"
"Weird how?"
Jess:
"Warm."
"Tingly."
"In my chest."
Guy:
"I see what you mean."
Jess:
"OH!"
"I think I'm allergic to the fabric or something."
Guy:
"Don't worry, the swelling is normal."