Koala Sister Kidnapped

I needed to relax in my afternoon siesta. Things got hectic in the military government with a couple of people at each other’s throats. You know how stressful politics can be, especially these days. So I needed to really feel relaxed when I take my nap and I had the greatest idea. Sleep tied up. Okay fine, I admit it. I sort of like being tied up but it’s just for…health reasons, not because I particularly enjoy it! Hmph! Anyway I cuffed my legs together and my wrists behind my back, forgetting to take my glasses off and put on a sleeping mask first. Never mind, I’ll manage. I went to sleep but soon I woke up to a loud bang. “Keep it down, I’m trying to sleep!” I yelled but then two men came into my room and saw me tied up. They smiled and grabbed a roll of duct tape. I got worried. Dammit, is this another kidnapping and I just helped them do the bloody job?! I tried to get the cuffs off as I still held the key in my hands but one of them snatched it away from me. Fuck! They taped my mouth shut add took my glasses off then put on my sleeping mask to blindfold me. The mask was of a koala so they referred to me as “that cute koala princess in a distressing situation” in a creepy tone. Ugh! Someone get me my key back!

If, like me, you’re an Australian who grew up in the 2000s, you may have realised the title is a partial reference to an Australian children’s show known as the Koala Brothers. I used that because I’ve been watching a lot of old Australian and British children’s shows as I was in a nostalgic mood. It’s sad. I’m sad. I wish I was a kid again but then again if I was, you probably shouldn’t be watching me bound and gagged for legal reasons. As for my mood, I still feel bullied at work but I’m starting to feel better again.

Hey, get out of my-MMMMMMPH!!!