Calling all career criminals
Added 2025-01-19 17:28:35 +0000 UTCWe're doing a big ensemble job. Think Ocean's 11.
The take home from the heist is huge. This ain't no smash and grab job. So we're looking for every conceivable specialist that might come in handy.
send in your applications here: https://www.speakpipe.com/ForeheadFables
give us your criminal name, your area of expertise, and a little anecdote about yourself and send it into the speakpipe. We'll be selecting our crew on the next patron exclusive.
you have 4 days.
-Sam
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Grievous Black
2025-01-31 10:39:13 +0000 UTCOh so yall ain’t gonna release huh?!? Hahaha fuckig no way…. I HAD A GOOD RESPONSE. THIS BETTER COME OUT ON 31st!
Corbin Kelley
2025-01-31 00:43:56 +0000 UTCFuck I missed it
Andrew
2025-01-29 04:13:45 +0000 UTC4 episodes huh stalt
bosnian poob
2025-01-28 19:15:11 +0000 UTCSo 2 pods a month now for 2025 now huh
Jaymurk
2025-01-28 16:44:22 +0000 UTCtell me i made it in, i got kids to feed
Jelly
2025-01-27 21:08:40 +0000 UTCHey retard you choose to give them money
Julian
2025-01-26 22:49:34 +0000 UTCEntered mine last night right before the deadline
B__Tier
2025-01-23 19:36:27 +0000 UTCI sent it in boss I hope I make the cut
ItsJHos
2025-01-23 18:12:12 +0000 UTCProofs in the pudding nerd
Justus
2025-01-23 16:45:48 +0000 UTCIf I’m not chosen for the team I will solo heist whatever the fuck it is that you steal. You’ll never even know. In and out. Silent.
Lil Vodka
2025-01-23 09:28:52 +0000 UTCDayum killah
CheeseCake King
2025-01-23 07:34:59 +0000 UTCNo you just have a magical way of over explaining things (autism) jk
CheeseCake King
2025-01-23 07:33:21 +0000 UTC30 seconds is too short
Dynamic Effect
2025-01-23 06:32:02 +0000 UTCWe're actually recording four this month for once, stop screeching you dweeb
Stalltt
2025-01-23 05:06:15 +0000 UTCDude was so fried while filming this too
Sam Benson
2025-01-23 00:42:40 +0000 UTCI have sent my warning in the speakpipe Sam . You would be wise to heed it
Jared-Ali
2025-01-23 00:15:45 +0000 UTCHope to here mine I swear it’s the perfect thing for their humor
Rillos
2025-01-22 14:18:42 +0000 UTCBruv I’ve posted but 30 seconds blows. -OEF Veteran (Afghanland) -Expert on the M4 -Sharpshooter on the M203, 240B, and M249 -Experienced bartender and manager in the worst possible field: customer service -Master seducer with the Southern drawl -Failed prodigy child so I’m not on the spectrum -Proficient in all drugs for the mission and after party although I no longer partake Get at me.
Yordane the Adequate
2025-01-22 04:25:56 +0000 UTCTell your shitlings to go play in the snow
Ryan Hood
2025-01-22 03:21:44 +0000 UTCI'm doing my part!
Noah Fullmer
2025-01-21 19:18:13 +0000 UTCIs this supposed to be ur real job lol
Malakai Lawrence
2025-01-21 17:09:01 +0000 UTCIll just do it here. Im Brian a farmer who cut down and cleared and acre of woods in 2 hours by myself which is quite the task.
Peach farmer
2025-01-21 16:32:09 +0000 UTCThese dude put out one episode this month then goes asks us to make next one how lazy can these fuckers get are they going to pay us for this episode cause this math ain’t math’n?
Justus
2025-01-21 16:22:30 +0000 UTC,, We'll be selecting our crew on the next patron exclusive."
Rafał Kowalewski
2025-01-21 14:58:45 +0000 UTCIs this for a patron episode or public one?
Peter
2025-01-21 04:45:35 +0000 UTCcan’t too scared
Codex
2025-01-21 03:56:00 +0000 UTCfrom an audience of truckers, the crew is just gonna be be 11 getaway drivers
WillemDaCole
2025-01-21 02:43:00 +0000 UTCI heard some crazy guy named crazy Kyle is looking for a gig he’s the guy for the job definitely look into him
moan
2025-01-21 00:07:07 +0000 UTCI hope we hear a trucker hit his Jake brakes mid speak
Evans921
2025-01-20 20:40:37 +0000 UTCThe Black Mamba is here, no need to worry, we'll get em boys
Conor Mohan
2025-01-20 17:12:18 +0000 UTCBro's frazzled
burgerbait
2025-01-20 16:59:56 +0000 UTCMy mom was a career criminal, can she apply
Jonathan Eubanks
2025-01-20 10:13:19 +0000 UTCI've never wanted to be a part of anything more than I want to be a part of this. call me bryan cus I ain't contributing shit
DiggingTrapHoles
2025-01-20 09:34:15 +0000 UTCsuch a cool idea
Ruben magness
2025-01-20 07:01:18 +0000 UTCThe episode this is for is gonna slap, I can tell.
Nicktree
2025-01-20 06:15:22 +0000 UTCJonathan Amadeus Cigarette answers your call
RattyU2
2025-01-20 04:05:14 +0000 UTCYou can attempt it as many times as you want, the duration varies but it doesn't submit until you decide to submit it.
Benjamin
2025-01-20 02:13:26 +0000 UTCCan anyone who's done their SpeakPipe say how long we can talk? 30 seconds, one minute, et cetera?
Username
2025-01-20 01:05:12 +0000 UTC'Small Hands' Samson is eager to hear back from you on this job opportunity. You wouldn't want something unforeseen to happen on this big job.
Zachary Caldwell
2025-01-20 00:13:30 +0000 UTCThe only robbery Sam could get away with is the heist of the last Entenmann’s doughnut in his cupboard (FAT)
Bingus
2025-01-19 23:34:20 +0000 UTCTony 2 Cell sends his regards
Kane
2025-01-19 23:11:33 +0000 UTCnah I'm good
Im Gaxi
2025-01-19 23:05:53 +0000 UTCyaboiiiben
ben
2025-01-19 21:32:37 +0000 UTCI swear nobody ever actually says their account name while asking to be unbanned.
Stalltt
2025-01-19 21:31:10 +0000 UTCStole 2k and ruined my life, just means I know how to get away with it. Needed a bigger crew
Cuckules
2025-01-19 21:05:40 +0000 UTCI put my soul into this one
Miles Newman
2025-01-19 18:59:19 +0000 UTCi just want to game
ben
2025-01-19 18:24:30 +0000 UTCBro their discord sucks 😂
Jesse Woodyard
2025-01-19 18:16:25 +0000 UTCName is the Burgundy warlock. Wrestler by trade and practice wizardry on the side
Corbin Kelley
2025-01-19 18:01:28 +0000 UTCThe beards coming in nicely
Marcin Gizicki
2025-01-19 17:53:02 +0000 UTCI ain't gonna lie, i didn't realize there was a video to this because I only read the email. I didn't leave anything you asked for. But I did explain my skill and I think that's all the info you need
Eeby-Deeby
2025-01-19 17:43:05 +0000 UTCyou will regret this
bosnian poob
2025-01-19 17:41:41 +0000 UTCIf I'm not in this one, I shall drive my semi through your hurricane magnet
Parker Slayden
2025-01-19 17:40:46 +0000 UTCthis is gonna be just like what i make my sam and sam legos do
payne
2025-01-19 17:40:30 +0000 UTC🧈
Kolten Wiggins
2025-01-19 17:39:51 +0000 UTCI messed up limon the voice over
Ben Diallo
2025-01-19 17:39:14 +0000 UTCCAN I REDO IT
Ben Diallo
2025-01-19 17:39:04 +0000 UTCI’ve always wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself, this is my chance
Gabe Murillo
2025-01-19 17:37:57 +0000 UTCyou son of a B, i’m in..
Bubba
2025-01-19 17:36:13 +0000 UTCJeremy northern Fart smella I love the smell of my own farts that nice tang but no one else has that tang I’ve found out
Jeremy Northern
2025-01-19 17:35:00 +0000 UTC10-4, shekel scheme in progress.
Ben Wilson
2025-01-19 17:34:27 +0000 UTCI love drugs and drive fast
Not_Muchh
2025-01-19 17:33:35 +0000 UTCSam would burn to do death the second he stepped in. JC isn't happy with him
Himothy
2025-01-19 17:32:48 +0000 UTCLemme rewatch Ocean's Eleven real quick...
Nova Skips
2025-01-19 17:32:33 +0000 UTCSAM PLEASE LET ME BACK IN THE DISCORD. I HAD STALTT BAN ME WHEN ALL THE WEIRD DEGEN STUFF WAS HAPPENING AND PATREON KEPT READDING ME. PLEASE IM A LOYAL PATRON
ben
2025-01-19 17:32:32 +0000 UTCYou son of a bitch. I’m in
Mike M
2025-01-19 17:32:07 +0000 UTCI can smell his breath through the screen
Poopy Kyle
2025-01-19 17:31:54 +0000 UTCShouldnt you be in church and not posting this
Jordan Eastham
2025-01-19 17:31:47 +0000 UTCaight sure
Jordan Eastham
2025-01-19 17:31:30 +0000 UTCKeYS Sam
Himothy
2025-01-19 17:31:30 +0000 UTCBoof time
BoofTube
2025-01-19 17:30:46 +0000 UTC
