Spitesgiving - Patron EP. 30

This is a top 10 episode of all time for sure.

Gold P Dodger

or ConnorEatsPants, he toild me to ask yall

Carter Martinez

yall should have SnipingSoup on, he's in the Goons with Blarg

Carter Martinez

Catching up on all of this gold that was locked behind a paywall. gotta say, this is some really solid content, thanks guys

I strongly dislike how much I enjoyed three misfits ranting about recording software for three hours

Will White

Why did I pay for this

Joel Borchert

Where’s the coom

so spiteful

Stalltt gets paid to listen to these and even he had a hard time getting through this one... 10/10

Brock Paquin

This has to be the absolute worst audio podcast you guys made, maybe just worst podcast in general

BigKahuna

This is the worst podcast episode I have ever heard and I loved every second of it

Kieron

Poob peering through the window in his green screen outfit!! Can’t stop laughing 😂

Sam Hewitt

MY BOIS WHERE ARE MY BOIS

THebigstick2509

Where the fuck is the new episode I’m freaking out

Papa Poob

Stalltt im really jonesing here bro please you dont even have to edit it just give it to us bro please

BigPimpin

This comment annoyed me in particular because essentially what you are saying is that everyone must enjoy the podcast exactly how you do or they are a "bitch". You also don't seem to understand the difference between complaining and criticism. I've watched Sam's content for a few years now and I've been listening to the podcast since the start I pay 5 bucks every month so I can listen to the just the patreon podcast episode, that's 60 bucks for 12 podcasts. If I or anyone feels that they aren't getting their moneys worth I think that they are at the very least entitled to voicing their opinions or dissatisfaction with a product they paid for, especially since I'm paying 5 bucks for 1 podcast when I could also be spending only a couple bucks more for an entire streaming platforms worth of content or even an entire video game with possibly 100s of hours of content. The point is that most of the people who you think are complaining are just people who also love the podcast and just want it to be better and I don't think there is anything wrong with that. I'd rather have the podcast become better and I stay subbed then me having to unsub because the podcast stinks or whatever.

please sam i need an episode right now i cant take it anymore please im begging you i cant do this anymore

stunad

soon™

Stalltt

cry some more

Ballsac Schrader

anyone complaining about the quality of this episode is a bitch, just enjoy the shit show. $5 is nothing in the grand scheme of things

Ballsac Schrader

Sooooo where is the pod at :0? I'm dying slowly but it's ok

QuakeDea

Somebody needs to put a leash on poob

I bet Sam isn’t even a real general. Stolen valour.

A patreon account

Talk about xenobots 3.0

Delskif

in an attempt to make the podcast better for audio listeners, staltt has created an episode in which they talk about the video quality for 2/3 of the episode

I loved it. The lax structure of the show is part of what makes the show good and relaxing to watch.

Airbo

This is actually one of my favorite episodes so far. All the haters can go listen to the gamer hole

Rick Wad

cry about it retard, the videos are literally fine i swear your paying 5$ to complain you shit rat

cameron

You guys seriously just need to have Stallt on so we can hear his beautiful radio voice tell you morons how editing works.

So we get only 3 podcasts this month, and 2 out of the 3 are almost unwatchable. Also, wtf is with Poob trying so hard to be visually funny? He's a funny guy as it is. Hate to see this podcast fall so far downhill so fast. Giving you all a little slack cause holiday season is here. But, please bring even a crumb of material to the next episode. Please.

GoldRex

spent my last $5 on this, not disappointed. sure miss food and housing though

We can’t talk about fixing the audio listeners joy without Mentioning that stalt makes jokes for the video audience only. Stalt, we want you to just say it.Speak up boy!

Rafael Melendez

As a CSI that wouldn't be there weirdest thing

West

ON

I skip the beginning clips so I don't spoil the laughs

Jeck

This podcast is very funny but gives me severe anxiety knowing that my headphone for some reason will stop and my phone will broadcast the podcast

Charlie ZurHorst

This is the first time I've ever questioned paying for these. I love y'all but this is fucking rough.

Its ok babe. Youll better next time..... or else. Nah fr I dont know what these audiophiles are complaining about they sound fine to me also sounds a bit like patreon niggas are a bit spoiled and rotten

I cant believe so many people are complaining. I laughed my fucking ass off watching this.

Wow

Linden Staggs

This one was so bad ngl guys past 2 have been lacking. Everyone falls behind at some point, I believe you can pull yourselves back up.

Glueyy

I have never skipped through an episode before. Every other one has been enjoyable to listen to. I skipped ahead sometimes five minutes for you guys to still be complaining about the recording software. I actually didnt finish the episode because it was so lacking in actual content i assumed you guys were just high again. First time i havent finished an episode i hate to see it.

5 bucks just came out of my bank account and now im fiending for a new episode like a crackhead fiending for some rock

Rick Wad

I have been depressed lately. A friend recommended I give this podcast a try. I listened to the majority of episodes and realized that my life isn’t that bad. That there are people who wake up and choose between sticking a pistol in their mouth or sticking a toothbrush and getting ready for their podcast. 10/10 would recommend

As an Audio listener I'm starting to lose hope.

Julius

Good luck

Delskif

This is one of my favorite episodes. I’ve listened to it 3 times already

FiVe DoLlArs!?!? ThAtS lIke HaLf My AlLowEnCe. Headasses.

Koby Reilly

I hope they get charborg or one of the earlier guests back. This was a rough one

i can’t believe i paid 5 dollars for the podcasts this month

shits kinda going downhill ngl

anyone else get a $0.35 refund from the patreon?

Callus Phallus

Burning $5 a month is more entertaining than this

navarone

Can't believe I thought I was getting a quality holiday podcast... I was so so wrong

You have to link your discord account to your patreon account in your patreon account settings

Stalltt

What if sam got 2 cardboard cutouts out poob and bryan then had a table and sat the cardboard at the table then have what poob is doing with the floating face and hands and put them on the cardboard cutouts and everytime they arnt perfectly aligned with their cutouts they get some pay cut from their check.

R.

FUCJ

I MEAN CUM

please god he's the saving grace for this dumpster fire

SPENCER CHRISTENSEN

I MEAN CUP

BigSullyD

I WANT MY CUM

BigSullyD

I love when poob shits on Abby and the kids and sam just wheezes and agrees

Speciatali

How tf do I get my greasy little penis grabbers on one of those mugs?

Speciatali

How do I claim my birth right in your discord server

Would definitely enjoy if the podcast had more structure/writing done, even if it meant say only getting 2 podcasts a month, 1 patreon and 1 normal episode.

I agree!

This is by far my favorite podcast out there the pure chaos is the only entertainment i want or need

Fallout Daddy

That's because there was no door opening sound at 8:56

lunch

It may have been mostly incoherent complaining about the software, but I did laugh at this one the most since the Steve Symbiote episode, so there is that.

Pyromance

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT FUNGLE'S MOMMY MILK STUFF

The timestamps are a lie. 25 minutes in and the main topic is still Poob's weird pilgrim thing. Not bad though, 9/10

Airbo

The door opening at 8:56 absolutely scared the shit out of me. Was laying in bed almost asleep and it sounded just like my front door opening.

Jake Johnston

when is STALLTT episode

sercumis

Hey don't worry the podcast still rocks

Aj

as one of the 3 audio listeners i agree with you

rezon

This one sucked. Sometimes they just do. We’ll get em next time.

General Sam

Imma be real the normal podcasts are better than the patreon podcasts. There is literally no structure and just pure rambling. What happened.

Daniel S

audio was definitely pretty bad last pod but my god did the forth-wall breaks to stalt make me crack up. might be a controversial opinion, but the visual gags are absolutely key and id definitely prefer mediocre audio if it means better cast interactions.

Tom The Freak

Still a good tho every episode it's like watching Seinfeld on rewind

George

We don't come here for quality but it's very appreciated ,hope the audio stops being aids and going so quiet than going loud and then dying then coming back to life. stalltt big brain aka the cunts actually need to remember to record their own voice that's not hard to do

George

Hope you guys had a good one BIZZLE, EXFIL, STALLTT AND FUNGLE NEXT NOW need dat shit

Bane of Izalith

I liked the Rogert Fost joke last episode.

There has not been a giggle to be had for 2 podcasts now

Max Kavanagh

Thanks dad

And still you're paying to see these.

Kalle Hokkanen

you know it'll be a great ep if it starts with a prolonged poob moan

Tanner Schell

Like a dehydrating man in the middle of a desert, this podcast comes just in time to quench my thirst

Zerulu

funny ep thanks guys!

Aaron H.

The audio no longer makes me want to neck myself. Stalltt, I'm your number 1 fan!

Stallt found a way to make the podcast longer, by making the hosts bitch so much that 25mins feels like an hour. Amazing content.

Logan Ireland

Stallt needs to make an appearance if he’s got this much input

is poob fucking okay

stunad

I will watch this podcast in 144p for immersion’s sake

Jake Glanville

Poob carries yet again

Aaron

sam looks like that kid friend from kick ass but like all grown up. The one wit the glasses

The Great Jew

thank you guys happy thanksgiving

Roman

Stealing this comment 🥵😈

Deandre adams

definitely laugh of the year

James

They do

Botchboi

Poob is genuinely making me schizophrenic, i gotta stop watching this shit high, i think the band want me to kill people

iiITzDaNx

Y’all stop being nice that audio was so horrendous bro 🤣

Brandon Dronen

It never bugs me enough to complain. Keep up the episodes guys.

Trevor Ramirez

Fuck yeah, I've been waiting to cum for this

Rick Wad

Turkey dick

Logan

I rewatched the gamer hold episode twice so I could actually hear what you guys were saying but also one of the more enjoyable episodes thanks boys

j shane Garrett

What will poon be eating today

Sencer

Always willing to wait for quality tell the audio snobs to shove it

Don’t sweat the audio. You guys are doing great. Stallt, keep it up man.

Joshua Pierce

Just in time for my delivery route, thanks boys

Max

Stallt you're the lube that keeps this shit show running. Thanks for what you do.

Atleast it isnt like snapchat audio

Stallt suffers for the podcast's sins

Dempseymauler

Wtf this isn't turkey and ham? How am I supposed to eat this?

Motive Unclear

Thanks for trying stallt

i love you poob

colbs

Oh yea it's podcast time

BIlly Braddock