It’s Thursday….

I’d need to find an extra ticket but don’t want to get a toe cut off! I need to bring a Montanan with me.

Sauseech 🤣🤣🤣 Right on! That would be a really good show

I was gonna go but between airfare car rental and hotel it was $600 for two days in NYC. I thought I might swing it but didn't sling enough sauseech 😂 it was only $40 bucks I figured if I didn't make it I'd just give it to someone on Patreon. Easy to transfer it on the Ticketmaster app

Hay! What is your Texas ass doing buying New York tickets in the first place? Not that that’s a bad thing I’m just curious

I’m asking The bad bitches with airline miles… Fuck train hoppers, I know they know a lot! but I’m not fucking with them right now

It ain’t available in muh country 🤠🇺🇸

START OF FOOTBALL SEASON AND IT IS WARMODE NATE DIAZ WEEKEND. GO NEW ENGLAND, GO NYJ/G, AND GO KC

Shout Out Patrick Mahomes

Oh I had to smoke about 7 CBD cigarettes coming back from the mountains today…🔪🔪🔪 Fucking idiots can’t drive

Jeezus! Fucking idiot drivers doing oncoming Lane in a Tulane fucking idiots! Foul gave me a heart attack. They’re lucky I lost my pinky rings crawling under Barbwire I would smack the dogshit out of alla dem!!!!☘️👊

I don’t have a clue how many hearts that bitch stole from innocent children ha ha

BRRRAPPPP YUH!!!!

Hang in there brother! With a support group like this? You can't lose.

Can’t wait to be off house arrest so I can take a trip up and see uncle joey live and meet some of you savages

Oh shit I knew I could count on you bad motherfuckers. I hope you all are having a blessed week much love

Kicking ass and taking names brotha Kurt ! I hope all is tremendous with you my brother

Spot on

The Magnificent Seven and of course Pootie Tang. Wa da tah

im with Julia looking at how much time I have to take off wrk lol...right on for hookin our peeps up!

https://youtu.be/yqrAPOZxgzU A 96-year-old aristocrat dying of old age in a fucking castle... and they about to drop 6 Billion on the funeral / coronation while folks cant keep their lights on

Things to do in Denver when your Dead

You’re a bad motherfucka!!! Much love!

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 how many heart replacements did she have in the last 5 years

HAHAHAHAHAHA WE OUTLIVED THE QUEEN OF FUCKIN ENGLAND!!!

very good point I need to check my attitude lol we're finally gonna cool down out here so that alone is tremendous!

Hahaha The let any idiot drive a truck I swear… Nothing against competent truck drivers in anyway! I love it 💚stay in your lane!

No country for old men will rock your fucking world it’s not old but it’s a fucking great movie!!

It’s never too late to turn that week around!! I hope you have a great rest of your day and weekend!

Someone please take this!!! If nobody does I might snag it just so it doesn’t go to waste! Sorry you can’t make it brother. You’re blessing these savages like a real one! Much love brother!

Much love brother!!! How you hanging in?

Midnight express!!

😂😂😂😂 one time I worked at a warehouse and backed a truck up into another car. I was like 19 idk why the fuck they had me driving those 18 wheelers 😂

Blazing Saddles 🔥🤠

love ya guys...thanks for the much needed smile!♡

NOBODY 🔪🔪🔪🤌

Luckily all the mens were scared of me comin in so hot

Was bumpin the same Ice 🧊 Cube as Ryan Newland haha 😆🤣

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Family uncle joey dropped some amazing old school movies on me back in the day. The deer hunter. Midnight express. Outlaw Josie wales. The mechanic. Anybody have any other old school FUCKING GEMS. I’m tryna smoke dope and be sitting on the edge of my couch jaw dropped. Drop em u fucking savages

Much love my bad motherfucking Patreon family

Anyone else having issues downloading ?

Jack

Who's better than Misty V.? NOBODY

Hit my dad’s car in front of the nosiest 👃 neighbor & a construction crew. Bout died laughing 😆 it was so NOT serious. I could feel the eyeballs, laughing, yellin fuk yo car!!!

El dia de la fuckin sumthin…. 🕯 I’ll google it

Haha oh fuck! resonable ✈️ ticket I’d almost tink about it! NY sounds like a bit much for this bitch. YER DANG RIGHT HE’D CUT OFF A TOE!!! No scalpin!

Having a shitty ass week but still opening my eyes to be better than yesterday...🔪 sharpened ready for war! let's get it fam!

I love this! rain checks and reality checks all fuckin day!

Tip Top Magoo!🪖🪖🪖 Listen up you Savages in the New York City area! I have one ticket to the September 17th Joey and Ari show that I'm giving away because unfortunately I can't make it to New York for the show. But my loss is your gain so I'm giving it away...If you live in the NYC area and want to see the show hit me back here! I ONLY HAVE THE ONE TICKET. THIS IS A FREE TICKET. UNCLE JOEY WOULD BREAK MY THUMBS IF I CHARGED YOU. LOVE THIS CREW!

They can't stop us!!!!! Giving out rain checks and reality checks

Alizee on the mind https://youtu.be/Q6omsDyFNlk