Today was my birthday, but unfortunately nobody sucked my dick, it was just an ordinary day at work. In which case I guess my dick did get sucked, because when I'm there, ALL them motherfuckers only got two options: to suck my dick, or suck my dick!
2022-05-26 05:04:28 +0000 UTC
🤣That Reeser‘s potato salad or any store stuff isn’t food! It’s the loads of mayo I’m not a fan of, like pouring concrete into the guts. Or the opposite, food poisoning from being left out at functions. I’ll try a lil if it’s homemade, too much makes me sick.
Happy y’all enjoy it! Don’t wanna infringe on anybody’s right to eat potato salad! Have some extra for us!💚💚💚🤣
2022-05-25 23:31:59 +0000 UTC
I fkng like potato salad damnit..lol but only homemade not the grocery store shit!
2022-05-25 23:19:56 +0000 UTC
Nahhh you guys don’t like potato salad???
2022-05-25 21:29:13 +0000 UTC
That’s not a bad idea!!! Fuck yeah
2022-05-25 20:36:39 +0000 UTC
Yeah what she said! Ditto 🤣🤣
2022-05-25 19:06:53 +0000 UTC
🤣Bust a hole in that wall, Unc! Said it before, I’ll say it again: Fuck Potato Salad!!! It’s a beautiful day to be concussed! Let’s fuck this Wednesday up before everyone goes to sleep!💚💚💚Mucho Love!!!
2022-05-25 18:39:38 +0000 UTC
🔥🔥🔥🔥 enjoy brother!!
2022-05-25 17:20:10 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
2022-05-25 16:18:59 +0000 UTC
Look out world here comes Uncle Joey with the "dick of death"! Clowns and circus midgets had better run for cover or face a stabbin! Have a great one Fam
2022-05-25 15:14:23 +0000 UTC
Hitting the Southern Comfort and Off to see Top Gun ✈
Pilot to motherfucking Bombadier!
2022-05-25 14:02:33 +0000 UTC
Kick this mule Lee!
2022-05-25 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
Oh shit, time to run the rock like Ricky tickie!!
2022-05-25 13:38:46 +0000 UTC
thanks fam you too!
2022-05-25 12:57:10 +0000 UTC
🔥🔥🔥🔥 let’s go!! Have a great day!
2022-05-25 12:45:20 +0000 UTC
OH SHIT
2022-05-25 12:45:18 +0000 UTC
6am and ready to light this world on fire!! hope everyone has a good Wednesday, don't take shit from anyone because no one's better than us fam!♡
