trying to create some sort of cursed puppet girl costume for my boob jiggle physics video

Costume:

Rat: As you can see I painted the corset with some mythical hot ladies but I painted it upsidown AHHHH. 

You: "Pet rat it looks fin-" 

Rat: NYO! Do you see how the top part of the corset isn't tucking under my boobs? How can I make a video about jiggle physics and have underperforming physics! I painted over the corset in black and am going to try again. Only my beloved owners will know of my terrible mistake...The last two images are from me playing with the black shirt and figuring out how I can distort it in an interesting way. 

How I will argue my points using costume:

I have a lot of important things to balance in this video which kind of makes it feel high stakes. If you have seen my previous post you will know that I am making a video responding to an old but very popular video called " Game Theory: Best boobs in video games". Firstly, I don't want this to be a video where I drag bros who like big boobed Street fighter characters, I don't want to be one of them either. Well, maybe I am one of them but I like to think I am a little more self aware. I am an intellectual who appreciates some good jiggle physics while also knowing about THE GAZE. My costume is extremely important because it will subconsciously determine who feels welcome and not welcome to consume my video. If I cover my chest in this video and try and make myself appear neutral, then it feels like I am above jiggle physics. If I wear something too specifically boob oriented, like an apron that has a picture of a girl in a bikini on it or a cow costume, I will be way too literal. If I appear simply as Maya and wear something that is flattering to my breasts then I leave myself vulnerable and not in on the joke. The rules that the "best boobs in video games" video outlined (as crude and degrading as they are) will be turned on me. My character has to be a boobepreneur artisan, fellow perv as well as a voice to change hearts. Specifically the hearts of men who love the "Best boobs in video games" video and feel attacked when feminists talk about how video games are often degrading to women. Anyways, I think a puppet zombie girl is off putting enough that she might be able to tightrope walk these horny confusing waters. By being stitched together she maybe gives a respectful nod to plastic surgery and plays with the idea of sentience. 

Anyways, thanks for reading my monologue. Please pray for me that I am not gamergated or talked about rudely in a second year studio arts lecture. 

- Your rat