This Video Is Killing Me (I Will Survive (Please Give Me Five More Days))
Added 2020-05-12 19:01:30 +0000 UTCWell, in my desperation to make sure the first video on my Patreon is of the absolute highest quality, I ended up making something three hours long. It is *definitely* being edited *RIGHT NOW*--well, not RIGHT now, because I'm typing this--though it's hilariously impossible for me to release it in its current form.
When I said earlier that I "know my process," I wasn't joking around. Well, I lost about 60 hours of work last week due to some unforeseen equipment problems. I spent the weekend and Monday trying to get those 60 hours back, though I'm still catching up, and my back hurts severely.
You WILL have this video and you WILL have it next week. It is Three Hours Long, so technically that's 300% of what I promised. I can't apologize for the volume, so I'll apologize for the lateness: I am sorry for the lateness.
Your money continues to intimidate and terrify me, hence my impression that extreme amounts of work might allow me to slow time. In other words: I meant to send you this yesterday. Then I thought, "just another hour of work," and now it's 24 hours later.
Give me five more full days, and then one day for final checks, and you'll have this big, weird, wild thing.
Also, anybody suggesting that I "split it into multiple episodes" will get (inaudibly to them) yelled at. This thing's gotta be one video . . . it's just gotta.
