Sleepover at my cousin's

Jeez man *URRRPPPP* how am I gonna explain this one? Knocking back a crate of beers and smoking a bowl sure worked up an appetite, but even after 4 pizzas and that last minute McDonald's delivery, I was still sooooo fucking hungry.

So when I saw you passed out on the floor with half a burger still in your mouth, well... I couldn't help myself ok??

Shhhh... you'll wake your parents. Oh man what am I gonna tell them? Their son just up and disappeared in the middle of the night? Would they even believe that? Besides *UURRRRPPPPP* it's not like I can hide this gut from them. You really blew me up man, my stomach's never been this huge before.

What would they even think if they saw me at breakfast tomorrow morning, striding into the kitchen and dropping this massive hairy gut onto the table? Would they be smart enough to put two and two together and realise that I had their son in my belly?

*UUURRRRRPPPPPP*

God if these belches don't wake them up, nothing will. I bet it was terrifying for you man, waking up halfway through with your head stuck in my gullet. Me on the other hand, I loved every second of it. Every last lick, gulp and swallow just felt... right. It felt natural. Like I was doing what I was born to do.

So maybe I'll show off what's left of you to your family tomorrow. Maybe I'll strut into that kitchen wearing one of your little tank tops to really show off how enormously round my gut is. Maybe I'll gobble up every bit of the family breakfast and then belch up a wet, half digested t-shirt in front of your mum and dad before giving my swollen hairy tank and good slap and rub.

I sure do like the sound of that...

So you just settle down in there man and let your cousin's belly take good care of you. And cheer up! There might be a family reunion tomorrow too...

*URRPPP*