ScathingAtheist480: Fifty Yard Lyin' Edition
Added 2022-04-28 02:20:25 +0000 UTCIn this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will be anything but, upside down butt plug Jesus guy is back...hi new listener...that'll make sense eventually, and we’ll soften the blow of Biblical genocides with more funny voices.
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Headlines:
SCOTUS hears Bremerton high “praying coach” case: https://onlysky.media/tkrattenmaker/praying-coach/ and https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/the-supreme-court-seems-to-favor-the-football-coach-who-prayed-at-midfield/
Scamvangelists and GOP leaders spread election lies at Christian gathering
California MAGA candidate claims God will commit voter fraud on her behalf to help her win: https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/04/california-maga-candidate-claims-god-will-commit-voter-fraud-on-her-behalf-to-help-her-win/
‘You Are Islamicizing Your Genitals,’ Jarrin Jackson Tells Transgender Individuals
Alabama can’t adopt because they’re atheists: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/an-alabama-couple-cant-adopt-a-child-because-theyre-non-religious/
Florida atheist asks book-banning school districts to get rid of the Bible too: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/florida-atheist-asks-book-banning-school-districts-to-get-rid-of-the-bible-too/
Comments
Sounded like their real ads to me. I was very confused as to wtf was happening? I still think it’s either an accident, or the beginning of the weirdest prank war in history.
Ryan Parker
2022-05-04 02:58:05 +0000 UTCThose weren’t real? Because honestly… Sounded par for the course. LoL
Ryan Parker
2022-05-04 02:55:29 +0000 UTCFirst I want to say I liked it again this week. Love you guys! Also, solved my own issue! I like the ads you write so I didn't notice at first when they weren't moved to the end of the episode. What threw me off was that the outtake audio of Andrew complimenting the gag ads and saying he played them for his parents wasn't originally at the end of the episode, and there are no other outtakes this week. In the process of figuring this out though I noticed the same ad skits are in both the free and Patreon versions of the episode. Is that correct? If you have other ads you wrote for this week's episode, I want to hear them! I will be VERY amused if it turns out you guys confused Morgan with the gag ads this week.
Lucky McChancey
2022-05-01 16:11:16 +0000 UTCI think I didn’t get the Patreon version. Not o oh are the hello fresh and stamps.com ads in the middle but the length is the same version (maybe 30 seconds off) the free version.
Daniela
2022-04-30 21:22:40 +0000 UTCOh my god you guys killed it with the fake ads. I would seriously consider upping my pledge if you guys expanded the ad-ivers and swapped out the real ads with those once a month. also lol at these other comments, talk about whoosh
Ol' Devil Doc
2022-04-30 01:57:11 +0000 UTCSo this court case has me all messed up. I've been a public school teacher for 7 years. 2 in OK, and 5 in AR. Prayers before stuff happens ALL THE TIME. Youth minister started every staff meeting in OK, prayers before games (lead by assistant coach when I was head coach), bible clubs, bible text in staff emails from admin, and the worst is "Prayer by the pole" events. As an atheist science teacher in the south I never said anything but never knew it was crossing legal line either. I also thought that as long as I wasn't required to participate it was fine. 🤯
Erin Hall
2022-04-29 12:48:18 +0000 UTCRachel Hamm last year claimed she prayed a witch into being murdered. That’s how you know to believe her when she says she’s an empath. https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-candidate-for-california-secretary-of-state-rachel-hamm-claims-she-inspired-witchs-murder These folks don’t believe in elections.
Slartibarfast
2022-04-29 11:50:50 +0000 UTCI remember a time not so long ago that if one of the coaches of my Jr. High football team in the 80s tried this shit, we would all walk away laughing! Unless, one of the coaches whose a veteran of some war they were forced to fight, stormed the 50 and started a very spirited discussion of just what civil liberties are using his fists while yelling facts! I'm older and I now know that violence is not the answer. However me and my fellow teammates would definitely stay for that epic beat down! Definitely!
Notorious PJZ
2022-04-29 03:29:27 +0000 UTCI truly feel sad when they joke about Eli's death, especially now that he has a baby. It is probably just the mom in me.
Kristine VanRaalte
2022-04-29 03:24:41 +0000 UTCBiblepiece Theater (fuck the British spelling) is my favorite bit so I was surprised that Noah did the whole mea culpa thing at the beginning. I occasionally bust out laughing at my computer from BPT, and I think it's the best arena to showcase their humor. Mocking mentally challenged or corrupt Christians, books, and movies all have their moments but don't reach the comedic heights of BPT!
Bill Brandt
2022-04-28 22:14:12 +0000 UTCYep, still a good show though
Zeronian Entity
2022-04-28 21:00:58 +0000 UTC
