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Scathing Atheist 422: Demon Baby Edition

In this week’s episode, the good Pope is still a bad person, Matt Powell debunks the farting wing of evolution theory without debunking his beds, and Christians will have inadequate penises.

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Headlines:

Pope says Catholic Church can't bless same sex unions:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/15/the-catholic-church-wants-to-remind-you-that-god-thinks-gay-marriages-are-gross/

Pat Robertson: A Baby May Be Demon-Possessed as Part of a “Generational Curse”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/10/pat-robertson-a-baby-may-be-demon-possessed-as-part-of-a-generational-curse/

Matt Powell Claims That Evolution Says Dinosaurs Farted Themselves Into Extinction: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/15/lying-creationist-evolution-says-dinosaurs-farted-themselves-into-extinction/

This Christian Preacher Insists That Dinosaurs in the Bible Are Actually Satan: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/14/this-christian-preacher-insists-that-dinosaurs-in-the-bible-are-actually-satan/

Study shows correlation between evangelical Christianity and wishing you dick was bigger: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/12/study-finds-link-between-evangelicals-and-google-searches-for-a-bigger-penis/

Comments

Ok I cannot be the only one who has been singing the Gilmore Girls Song around the house for the past week

Madison A

That wasp story was the best laugh I've had in a while. I once had my phone go off while doing electrical work up on a ladder and jumped back like I was being shocked. Luckily it was a step ladder.

Buckaroo Bunny Slippers

I think it's one of those things where, if you get it, you get it; if you don't, you never will. I've had ASMR experiences for as long as I can remember, even though I never knew what to call it until a few years ago. Watching somebody sweep the floor has always been a trigger for me for some reason, and I have a pretty vivid memory of going with my parents to a travel agent (remember those?) and the sound of the agent's long fingernails tapping on her keyboard made me so tingly and sleepy lol. That being said, I've never really gotten much out of most ASMR videos or anything; I guess there aren't any content creators out there making videos of basic housekeeping chores or typing with an early-2000s manicure 😔

Gordon Ray

I have to agree with Eli, don't understand ASMR, tried it a couple of times and I ended up yelling at the video 😂 (STOP WHISPERING AND SPEAK UP!).

Massiel

One of the BEST diatribes! Noah nailed it, as usual! Religion is such massive bullshit, and so incredibly destructive to humanity! Please also give my most enthusiastic accolades to Anna! That song was PHENOMENAL, and her talent is amazing! Seriously, I’m a total girl-fan! I think I’ve listened to the song at least 20 times in the past 36 hours! Lol 😂 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! (I never watched the Gilmore Girls and had no clue what it was all about, til yesterday!)

Cheryl

The Catholic church: taking children as they are, but never leaving them as they were.

B. King

Anna is a treasure. Please thank her for me.

Ann Pollard

Didn't God *want* these guys to have a schlanger of a particular size, even if it is little? Therefore dick pills and pumps are heresy?

MutatedWisdom

I was riding with my sister, who loves Gilmore Girls, when the song came on. Thankfully I was wearing headphones.

Danial Gibson

I grew up down the road from where Owen is based, and his story matches my experience from 20+ years ago. There are many parts of this country that have successfully resisted whatever progresses we've made.

Fix the Vote

Noah, furthering the point in your diatribe about sexual repression being the purpose of fundamentalist religion (especially Christianity), just 2 days ago an atheist Youtuber, Owen Morgan (Telltale), just released an audio recording which his daughter took from her 6th grade health teacher in a public middle school in West Virginia. The teacher is proselytizes to these children about the dangers of sex. We want any atheist voices to be as aware of this as possible. The Youtube URL of Telltale's video is https://youtu.be/QQ47NekaacE

Peter Kyrouac

When I was a Christian I looked up dick pills etc... but then I started using my dick and realized I was good and can get the job done just fine. I imagine it's like an amateur golfer never being taught that there is more to golf that driving ranges. Once they play a enough games they realize that having a 300 yard drive really isn't so important., Christians never hit the links.

Fix the Vote


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