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September NSFW Character Poll Winners: Theran x Kaeden

Added 2020-10-08 02:34:50 +0000 UTC

'Would you quit squirmin'!?'

'YOU quit it, I'm tryin' not to fall!'

'We're BOTH tryin' not to fall, dumbass! If you hadn't'a let that fuckin' ogre smack you inta me, I wouldn't even be down here!'

'I didn't aim for you! I thought you were strong, why didn't ya just catch me and stop us both fallin'?'

'I AM strong, but I wasn't expecting two hunnerd and somethin' pounds of plate-mail wearing jackass to get thrown at me! Now would ya quit rubbing yer junk up on me like that? It's hard enough to focus without a fuckin' hardon!'

'I don't exactly got a lotta room either! You quit rubbin' your dick up on ME, why don't ya!? Also I'm two-fifty!'

'Well ya fuckin' carry it well! And for fuck sake, neither of us has room to move so we're just gonna have to deal with it! Let's focus on climbin' outta this, THEN we can argue who was right or wrong!'

'Thankyou! Also, fine by me! Also also, do you wanna fuck when we get out of this, because your dick is REALLY rubbin' on me, and it's gettin' me seriously worked up!'

'Gladly, but let's get outta here first! THEN we'll kill that ogre, THEN I'll shag yer fuckin' brains out!'

'Works for me! On three...!'

I was struggling for an idea that encompassed the two strongest character's abilities while also being NSFW enough, and thanks to an idea from my husband ('that scene from Emperor's New Groove, only the dumbasses are front-to-front instead of back-to-back'), I think I got the right of it here :3c Enjoy!