HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

-HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? YOU'RE A FUCKING SICK MY LIFE IS RUINED!- I couldn't contain my anger after finding out what my PE teacher did to my mom last night and worst of all he did it to my body.-

In front of me was Mr. Jones My high school PE teacher, it was weird having to yell at my body like that after all he and I swapped bodies for the power of a magic stone he used as a paperweight on his desk. -I… I'm sorry Kevin, it's just that now I have all these hormones and I'm so horny all the time that I just couldn't control myself, besides, your mother wants it..-

-DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! AFTER YOU FUCKED UP!, NOW GET OUT AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! - Mr. Jones stood up and without looking me in the eye walked towards the exit in silence and closed the door behind him.

After he got out I felt so much relieved, it was so hard having to pretend that I cared that what Mr. Jones had done with my "mom" she's not even my real mother she's just the girl my father was with. It's been out for years, damn they're not even married, I opened Mr. Jones's desk drawer and there were still all the pieces of the stone that I accidentally broke when I was playing with it.

I have to admit at first I thought it sucked having to become a middle-aged man but Mr. Jones's life is great! Breaking that strange stone into hundreds of pieces was the best thing I could do in my entire life. From Mr. Jones's perspective I can see that I was destined for failure, I used to live in a trailer with my father and two older brothers who were failures, but now I have my room, fuck now I can walk around the house completely naked without anyone tell me not a damn or bother me.

 I have my own house my fucking car I even have the admiration of all my former teammates and the whole school adores me. Sure, teacher pay sucks, but when I tried to figure out how Mr. Jones had his sports car, a huge house, and a collection of shoes and clothes that cost more than my old house, I discovered his little secret.

Who would have guessed that the well-respected PE teacher leads a double life as a Striper at the strip club across town? well, I guess it makes sense I'm really handsome now and all these women want me. it's a little awkward for me to have all these middle-aged women touching my butt and slipping bills into my underwear.

I'm thinking of applying to another nightclub, I heard on the internet that they are doing interviews in the downtown gay club and the pay is much better.

Another advantage of not being the pathetic teenager I was a few weeks ago is that I don't have to worry about coming out, damn I'm a real middle-aged man and nobody has the right to tell me what to do with my fucking life.

Mr. Jones can have my old life with my pimply face and the beating my father will give him for fucking his girl because I'm not going back to my old life, for now, I've put the pieces of the stone together and I'm I can almost certainly switch our bodies back if I put the pieces together, but Mr. Jones doesn't have to know about that now.  

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