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Ask Them Anything

This is a master post for people to ask the lasses whatever they want. You may as ONE question to each girl and then that gives them one more vote to stay in the running, and 40cm that you can distribute to them as you see fit.

You may ask multiple gals questions, but only one question per girl.

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Bel: Sig'nif'a'gast? Bel hair and skin and horn not ghast or any o'ther kinda ghost! Bel got white hair and blue skin an' horn 'cause all oni got dem! Well, blue skin 'cause she blue oni. Hair nicer den red oni too. All oni got horn tho. Some got one, some got two... Bel e'en see a guy wit' four! Uhhhg-uly guy! One horn best. Not get in way and good place to stick stuff when not usin'. Jus' so longs don't mind put hole in it.

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Erika: I am a dwarf! I don't need any hammer because I have no need of one! I can use my magic to blow up an entire mountain and even if I couldn't I could punch a bolder clean in half if I wanted! And even then I wouldn't *dare* do so because dirty work like mining and masonry is the work of the common folk! I'm a *princess*, gosh darn it! Don't you dare presume to tell me who is and isn't a dwarf! And before you ask these aren't braids they're my beautiful pink beard. It is long and silky and thick and it is the envy of every dwarf in the kingdom, male and female alike! Never you mind the lack of a mustache and the point of my chin being bare! That's how all the princesses wear it! I have a beard and it's pretty and I'm the best dwarven princess in the world! I am I am I am! *It was at this point that the princess ran out of the room yelling incoherently with tears in her eyes ignoring the door and instead choosing to smash her giant form directly through the wall.*

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Alba: Dwarf? A *dwarf.* Why, she's no more 'dwarf' than I am rhinoceros! Bad enough the crimes against decency she's already guilty off... now she besmirches the honor of the dwarven peoples by attempting to claim membership amongst them? Why... now I'm seriously considering killing her and then raising her from the dead just so I can kill her again!

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Adeen: Oi mate! I'll not be lettin' ye talk aboot me frien' th' mage like tha' now! She only eet lik' tha 'cause th' poor ting haddne eetin a proper meal like in 'alf a fortnight! Tis truth! An' whadya means by "so long?" Been a day at most, 'addenit? Still... gotta admit wot ev'as been growin' me 'eight an' me arse 'as been addin' to me paunch, eh? Been flatter den a plank o' maple thar all mes life, but I canne say I 'ate the way it feels... er... anyhoo. Eatin' contest. Sure mate, sure. Find me a table dat'll fit me derriere an' I'll eet me some pies or what'ave ye."

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Joh: "KaiJoh?" What "Kai?" Sound like gobbo name. "Kai-Kai." Sound cute, but Joh-Joh a'ready name "Joh-Joh." "Kai-Kai-Joh-Joh" take too long to say-say.

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Questions and allocation: Joh - 40 cm, boobs, +1 vote Q: Joh, now that you've grown quite substantially, how do you feel about the new nickname of "KaiJoh", it seems to be spreading around and getting quite popular, especially fitting considering this is the month of KaiJune. Adeen - 40 cm, height, +1 vote Q: Adeen, I noticed you've got a bit of some belly pudge now. I'm wondering if being around Lawren for so long, you've picked up some of her eating habits, do you think you could beat her in an eating contest given your new height, or would she still prove too powerful of a challenger? Bel - 40 cm, height, +1 vote Q: Is there any special significance to your white hair, single horn, and blue skin, or is that just how you were born? Erika - 40 cm, height, +1 vote Q: I know you're a fake dwarf, you can't hide it from me. Where is your hammer, your beard, and why aren't you squashing any elves flat with your breasts that cross your path? I'll bet you've never even dug a hole, or worked in a mine, or know the meaning of ROCK AND STONE!, may the ancestors curse your soul to the end of time for these transgressions. Alba - 40 cm, butt, +1 vote Q: Alba, you can tell me, Erika isn't a real dwarf is she, she just says so because she wants to appear more intimidating than she actually is, doesn't she?

Atomic_Concrete

"You're a smart one. I like you. Honestly I don't have a specific plan for anyone right now. Normally it's enough to turn them into an animal of some sort and just get them out of my hair. However, the ones who are particularly insolent and large will likely need... special treatment. There's a number of planes of eternal torment or madness they could be banished to. I could likely just blow them up, but causing direct harm to people who don't know their place isn't really my style. I don't really like killing people... it's just that some need to be taught a lesson, you know?"

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I can't believe I forgot one I wanted to ask a question for... I better do this officially and properly *clears throat* Grand Madame Princess Erika Justicia Wystan I, Tallest of the Dwarves, Sexiest of the Sorcerers, Biggest of the Bosomed, Hugest of Hips, Pinkest of the Beards, Crown Princess of the kingdom of Lyselrod, the one who has the biggest most beautiful of bosoms and longest most lustrous of pink locks forgive my tardiness to this occasion. *bows respectfully* Only you have the right and dignity to rule with the biggest most powerful, most perfect bosom and strongest magic of all. How exactly will you show the rest of these fools who should really reign supreme? (Of course no surprise here, put all 40cm to her glorious orbs of mana and symbols of magic power...boobs of course I mean her boobs)

Sonicshadow

Oh yeah, don't forget to tell me where you want them 40cm to go! I mean, I think I know but I don't like to assume.

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"Joh-Joh don' it now times! Have 'venture! Fight dumbo jerks! Be big-big-biggest! All times fun-fun-funnest!"

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"Uh... 'prolly keep lookin' for th' icon. Be easier to talk to. Feel better 'bout not bein' so little too. Kinda uncom-for-table bein' 'round her when she grew but gettin' use tah it. Oh! Maybe start more fight! Fight fun when got buddy friend same size to fight with! Dun get do much when they too big."

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My question for Joh: What would you most want to do with Bel? (20 cm to Joh's boobs, 20 cm to Joh's butt.)

The Helmet

My question for Bel: If you and Joh were about the same height, what would you want to do with her? (All 40 cm to Bel's height, hoping she also gets much stronger muscles as well!)

The Helmet

Oh my apologies I always did adore your gorgeous flowing river of hair. Let's put 20cm into breast's and the other 20cm into hair.

ZillaNexus

Awww, apologies didn't mean to come off negatively like that...but good that you have a charm ready! (All votes on Lawren's boobs)

Simplistic-Odyssey

I hope that'll change... 40cm all in height!

Atarasevich

So be it then, 40cm all in boobs!

Atarasevich

Understood princess Erika... 30cm in boobs and 10cm in height for you!

Atarasevich

To help Lawreen you are going to need to be much larger then... 20cm to boobs and 20 to height!

Atarasevich

Well Joh is already so big that she could pose a threat to Erika, but you need to be much taller too! 40cm all in height!

Atarasevich

I'm sorry Lawreen but being small is not something that is going to happen in this competition... 20cm in height and 20 for the boobas!

Atarasevich

You cut me deep just now Joh, you cut me real deep :( ...hopefully we can become friends in the future. (Put all 40 cm to boobs please)

Sonicshadow

Ah more stature sounds good. (All 40cm to height then)

Sonicshadow

"What? Pregnant woman!? You are very odd and I'm not sure that I'm comfortable answering your question. ...however, I can tell you that I'm likely to cast a levitation ward on some kind of charm I can wear on my person that will reduce the weight of my... *sigh* ...belly."

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"Joh-Joh jus' lik' bein' big-big. No spe-sif-ach reason. An' Joh-Joh all times wanna grow more! Bein' big-big fun-fun, so bein big-big-bigger must be fun-fun-funner, right? Is what you humies call 'Log jig'. *Serious nod* Joh-Joh also not need humie buddy frien' right now-now. Ma'be call back if somephin' open up-up."

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"Despite their massive increase in size, my bosom doesn't appear to have stored any more mana than before. It may still need to absorb it from the surrounding land or it may be the same as an artificial increase in size where the increased area cannot store mana. Either way, it doesn't matter. Right now I need to match or exceed the mad princess in stature before I can hope to properly face her in combat. And as a celestial born of the plane of order I am an extension of the goddess of law herself. I am incapable of thinking of anything *but* the causes of justice and righteousness. All of my actions represent a perfect implementation of the virtue of justice. Even if there are those who would disagree, my actions are always correct."

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"Rih-val? Dunno wut dat mean. Bel just tired of bein' smallest."

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"Joh-Joh's fav-fav part of bein' big-big-biggest? Uh... dunno! Not-not really tink 'bout it too much. Joh-Joh just know dat bein' big-big feel real real good!"

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"Hurt them? Do you take me for some kind of monster? I'm not going to *hurt* them, I am merely going to show them the errors of their ways. Most likely by turning them into some kind of appropriately themed animal. The fat one will probably end up becoming a pig, for example. The ones who are *really* in need of a lesson I will likely banish to the void between worlds. An empty nothingness where you cannot feel anything including pain and your mind gradually goes insane over the course of thousands of years, unable to die but unable to live, and you are forced to watch your body and then soul disintegrate and be subsumed into the endless nothingness. See I'm not *cruel*. Just practical."

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"Well... canne really say wot me plans are right now, squire. 'Prolly jus' gonna focus on 'elpin' th' bird git ahold o' dat icon so she's can shrink 'erself if such a ting be possible. Af'er dat? Dunno, dunno. Thievin's out o' th' question fer now... 'less stealin' entire 'ouses foundatin' an' all is a ting!"

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"Well... I don't want to admit it but the goblin and the... blue woman are likely the two to offer the most assistance. They're big enough and foolhardy enough to attempt to fight that mad woman. It would seem that they also dislike her almost as much as I do."

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"Oh my... well I don't know that I'm the smartest out of everyone. I don't mind saying that I probably am a bit more responsible. Adeen isn't exactly the wisest person I've met, but she does seem intelligent in other ways. And I don't think I have any "Inner talents" when it comes to growing. I mean, I've always been rather.... big compared to the other girls but that's not really a talent so much as it is an accident of birth. And I don't want more power. If anything I want less power! I'm so tired of botching spells and having my classmates turn into chickens or blowing up the library or worse! I just want to be petite and not stand out so much. Is that too much to ask?"

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Lawren, now that you're so huge, how exactly are you going to go about the place without thundering waddles like the world's largest pregnant woman?

Simplistic-Odyssey

"Well... I'll admit that I've neglected to show the world how beautiful and round and perfect my bottom is. It's just that it's hard to see with my bosom blocking peoples view of my hips and my hair blocking my back! Really though, having a big booty is nice and I deserve to be the biggest in all aspects... if I had to sacrifice one for the other I'd rather have the biggest breasts and the longest thickest and pinkest hair and also be the tallest in the land and/or world. Besides. Mana is stored in the breasts. If it was stored in the butt that'd be gross and weird."

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(Oh and don't forget where you want those cm to go)

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"Shorter? SHORTER?! are you insane or stupid or possibly both? Anything less then floor length tresses is a boy cut! ...also we tried cutting it and it ended up growing back in less then a week."

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Princess Erika with how long your hair has gotten would you like to see it grow longer or do you prefer it shorter?

ZillaNexus

Grand Madame Princess Erika Justicia Wystan I, Tallest of the Dwarves, Sexiest of the Sorcerers, Biggest of the Bosomed, Hugest of Hips, Pinkest of the Beards, Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Lyselrod, does it much bother you that your mighty bosom far outshines your backside? Shouldn't you be the Hyperest of the Hypers in all respects if you are to be the most beautiful and powerful in all the land?

Gargus

Lovely Lawren, you are one of those with the greatest potential in this competition... Almost all your adversaries are dumber and way more irresponsible than you and all the power that they are gathering could be dangerous for this land. You should give in to your inner talents and grow enough to be able to stop them! On which part of your body would you like to focus the magic energy to help you gain more power?

Atarasevich

Alba, you are the only one with a strong enough sense of justice to realize how dangerous princess Erika could be for the entire land if she gets too powerful... Who do you think could be your best (and biggest) ally to help you stop her?

Atarasevich

Adeen I love how big you have grown, I'm very proud of you and I hope you are enjoying the run! But let me ask now... what are your plans now that you are so big and if you would get (hopefully) a lot bigger?

Atarasevich

Magnificent Princess Erika, biggest of the dwarves, what are your plans for beating the competition, where are you going to hurt them all?

Atarasevich

Joh, you cutie pie, what is your favourite part of being the biggest?

Atarasevich

Oh mighty beauty Bel, I hope you aren't feeling demoralized for being last place... Who would you consider your main rival in this competition?

Atarasevich

You definitely rockin that 'ight and 'rump, but I agree you could use a bit of boost for your bosoms. (40cm to her bosoms (boobs) please)

Sonicshadow

Alba we need you to help keep that there princess in check, she growin without you! Would you want more height than her or maybe the bigger boobs, where would you grow more if you could? would you still use this growth and power for justice?

Sonicshadow

"Aye well iffin' I gots tah pick den I'da 'ave tah say me bosoms could use a bit o' a boost, eh? Allsways ben a scrawny one oop topsways, be nice to sees 'ows th' other 'alf lives, as it t'wer. Alls dat said, however, gots to admit me 'ight and me rump 'ave always been kinda me callin' card so I'd 'ate tah see thems git ignored iffin tis growin' business not be over yet, yeah?"

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Joh look at you growin up and getting big, love seeing you grow! What do you like most about your new size and where would you grow more if you could? I would love to be your human friend too, maybe human bestie even, how about it?

Sonicshadow

So, Adeen, just gotta ask, if you wanted to concentrate all growth on one place where would it be? More up top? More bottom heavy goodness? Just reach for new heights?

Sonicshadow


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