The Great Grow Off 2! This time there's magic and stuff!

Hello, idiots!

My name is Ekah! Not to be confused with the beautiful and intelligent and all around good egg “Dr” Ika Jessica Wystan who has all kinds of drawings around here. No, I’m a totally different and legally distinct entity from aNoThEr DiMeNtIoN! OOoooooOOOooohh! Spooky! Haha I kid. We have fun here. 

Today I am here to tell you about a mysteeeeeerious artifact called the Icon of the Feminine! What is that, you ask? Well shut up and I’ll tell you, stupid! It originally was an idol used in rituals for couples having trouble having kids… but then I thought “That’s stupid” and I changed its properties in order to mess with people!

..did I mention that I”m a goddess and can do that kind of stuff? Well just in case: I’m a goddess and I can do that kind of stuff. A trickster goddess. A sexy trickster goddess. A sexy trickster goddess who likes to make women bigger.

Anyhoo, I screwed around with it so that instead of just making women more fertile, it also made them bigger! Taller… Bustier… Bigger butt… Big ole belly… longer hair… Basically whatever I thought was sexiest or funniest at the time. Also I made it look like me. That's why it's so pretty and sexy! Also also I injected it with my godly essence, forever linking myself to it forever! Like I'm friggen Sauron or something! By the way, I'm not a nerd for saying that. I'm simply putting it in nerd terms that you nerds will understand.

Neeeerrrrddssss

Ahem, anyhow... one day an eeeeevil queen figured out how to utilize my Icons powers for herself and used it to grow incredibly huge and take over a bunch of kingdoms and establish a great empire! And it sucked! Well, she didn’t suck. She was actually super hot and I totally respected her desire to be the biggest and bestest. But she was such a jerk! Not for taking over the world or whatever. It’s not my place to judge what mortals do amongst themselves. And even it if was I still wouldn’t care.

No, the problem is that she was greedy and only used the Icon on herself! What’s the fun in that? She didn’t even make, like, an army of giant women to stomp around and take over stuff! Just made herself all big and was all “I’m gonna stomp you myself.” I mean, yeah. Total girl boss energy there… but why just have one gigantic woman when you can have ten. Or fifty. Or thousands.

Anyhow, she was eventually overthrown, as these types always are... (I swear it happens enough that you’d think they’d figure out a way to stop it from happening by now.) And the rebellion sealed away the Icon, and subsequently me, in a deep dark temple! I couldn’t use its power to do any totally awesome and justified things stuck down there!

It’s been about a thousand years since then. Or one hundred. Or six. I dunno, it’s hard to keep track of time down here. Alls I know is that I've been incredibly bored being stuck here for all that time and also that the seal on my tomb is totally starting to slip. I’ve been able to reach out with my powers and make a few ladies bigger and better, but not by much. Only about 7 or 8 meters tall. And I also managed to grow a few women's boobs, but only to about as big as elephants. So I’m sure you see why I need to get out of here… and I think I know how to do it!

I used my super awesome goddess powers to reach out with my incredible and sexy mind to find six women who I think’d be able to utilize my power to the fullest. If one of them got a hold of the icon, the amount of chaos they’d cause would be friggin’ epic.

First is the little tiny goblin Joh. She has a full name but she doesn’t use it and I don’t care what it is. Even among goblins this one is little. Super cute but a massive chip on her shoulder about her size. She’d do anything to get bigger, and I set the seeds for her to think the Icon is her way to go about doing it. Which it is! She’s reeeeeal cute when she’s angry and I think she’d be even cuter being angry while also being hundreds of feet tall with boobs past her waist!

Second is a half elven thief by the name of Adeen Hillstrider. She’s super tall and lanky for a half elf, and she’s got a ginormous ass set on an equally big set of hips. Looks like a gigantic sexy bowling pin. Anyhoo, she’s got a real size kink that she doesn’t even know about. But I can tell. I can always tell. If she got ahold of the Icon she’d be making herself and women bigger left and right and denying that she enjoys it the entire time. It’d be hilarious, don’t you think? Don’t bother answering that. I’m the goddess around here who cares what you dorks think.

Third is my personal favorite (and I’m not just saying this because she’s actually another alternate dimension version of myself. (Okay maybe I am a little. (Okay maybe a lot.)))Grand Madame Princess Erika Justicia Wystan I, Tallest of the Dwarves, Sexiest of the Sorcerers, Biggest of the Bosomed, Hugest of Hips, Pinkest of the Beards, Crown Princess of the kingdom of Lyselrod! But you can just call her Princess Erika. It’s okay, you have my permission. She thinks she’s a dwarf, but she’s actually a dwelf. That’s right, a dwarven/elven hybrid! I know, I know… It’s disgusting. She’s still pretty great despite that though. Also! Her mother was an avatar of the elven goddess of battle! So she’s a freakin’ demi-goddess! Growing up a princess with the strength and magical powers of a near god has left her not only a completely spoiled brat, but also a gigantic sociopath. And she’s a mentally unstable bimbo too! How could I not want her to get this thing? She’s already huge, but the mere idea of a magical artifact that could make women bigger exists would drive her insane and she’d have to make sure she got ahold of the thing. And considering that she’s already insane means all kinds of crazy stuff’ll happen with her at the wheel! Oh, and by the way, don't give her any crap about not having a beard despite it being in her title. It won't end well.

Next up is a paladin named Alba de Lamount. Now I know what you may be thinking: She’s a paladin. She’s probably some snooty noblewoman with a stick up her butt and wouldn’t be any fun at all. And you’d be right! Except for the fact that the woman is a celestial. 320 centimeters tall and the most arrogant thing on the mortal plain. Believe me, I checked. I put the idea in the head prophetess of her order that something terrible would happen if she didn’t get ahold of the idol and that she’s the only one who can find it. And she’s right! Not only is she the only member of her order that can find it… the “terrible thing” that’ll happen is that she’d never realize her full potential as a crazy power hungry warlord! There’s a total tyrant lurking inside her just begging to get out and cause some size related mayhem! Hopefully she’d be willing to make some giant woman armies and actually be a fun empress. I dunno, but I’m willing to take that bet!

Another fun one is an oni by the name of Bel. She’s already huuuuuge! 4.75 meters tall! Even for an oni that’s massive. She’s more or less just a huge bully. Stomps around and takes what she wants when she wants it. She’s the strongest being around for miles and she knows it, but deep down the idea of losing her place as top dog really bugs her. So even though she’s much farther away than any of my other candidates she’s willing to make the trek to make sure she’ll never be the second biggest ever. And oni have a habit of forming tribes of the biggest and best, so she’d likely use the idol to make sure anyone in her’s would be the biggest lady onis ever! Next to herself, of course.

Finally, and this one is a real hoot, is a mage by the name of Lawren Mli’gross. She’s a mage and she’s terrible at it. Loads of magical power but has barely any control over it. It is hilarious to watch the poor girl cast even some of the most basic of cantrips only to accidentally blow up a building. Waaaaaay too powerful for her own good and that’s exactly the kind of lady I’m looking for! She’s a big gal and she hates it. I don’t get what she’s worried about, honestly. She’s only like 183cm or so, and sure she’s super duper curvy… but that’s like, nothing compared to everyone else. Anyhoo she thinks the icon is the only way to make her smaller. Any spell can be reversed, right? Well not this one! And because she has so little control over her magic, any attempt to make anything smaller is gonna end up going completely crazy go nuts. Not only for her but any woman in the area? And by “area” we mean “several freakin’ kilometers.” ...But e’re not gonna let her know that, are we? (We’re not, shut up.)

Any of these ladies would work just fine for my purposes. But I wanna make this interesting. I want them to earn it. Let the best and biggest woman win! And that’s where you horny little freaks come in!

I’m calling my little competition: ”The Great Grow Off 2: This time there’s magic and stuff!” 

It’s a terrible name I know, but there’s precedent so I’m stuck with it.

As they go forward you’ll be voting on who you think’d do the most damage with my Icon. As we go, the woman who gets the least votes twice will be out of the running. This'll repeat until only the biggest woman remains!

Oh, didn’t I tell you? They’re gonna gradually grow bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer to the Icon. I only want the very biggest and best woman to touch this thing. And that’s why I need your help!

As you vote for who to keep you can also use those votes to make them grow however you want! I’ll explain in detail later because this little lore dump is already way too long. Just know that you’re gonna end up with one gigantic winner at the end of this little contest, and a bunch of gigantic runners up too! And it’ll all be thanks to you guys being thirsty little creeps! Isn’t that awesome?

Don’t bother answering. I already know it is!