My Wedding Trauma - A Simblreen 2022 Collab with Surely-Sims!

๐’ด๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’œ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ž๐‘œ๐“‡๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฒ๐‘’๐’น๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ฏ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐“๐‘’๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“๐’ท๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ข๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“…๐“Ž ๐’ข๐’พ๐“๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’ท๐‘œ! โค๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฆœ

Earlier this year, my good friend Surely-Sims came to me traumatised and shaking. A Jimmy Buffet Trashy Wedding Set had been haunting her dreams and she didn't know what to make of such tidings. I explained that the best thing to do was to take ownership of the horror, so together, we bravely recreated this set from the deepest, darkests depths of her nightmares.

I hope you all find this set as terrifying, entertaining and....rancid as we do  โ˜ ๏ธ

Love, Alex

Items:  

๐ŸŒบMalborough Dress: An incredibly flammable, ruched, knee-length mermaid dress with majestic shoulder bow details. Perfect for weddings, funerals and court dates.

๐ŸŒบElvis Jumpsuit: A jumpsuit fit for the King himself! A fitted terror boasting several thousand sequins in an aggressive peacock pattern, finished with a bedazzled and bejeweled belt.

๐ŸŒบBrandi Dress: A mermaid dress just as flammable as the Malborough Dress, but shinier, floor length and asymmetric. Perfect for bridesmaids you hate.

๐ŸŒบGoopy Suit Jacket: Nothing screams class like a suit jacket with the sleeves cut off...except a suit jacket with the sleeves left on. Comes with a variety of t-shirt options.

๐ŸŒบKelly-Marie Hair: Is it a mullet? Is it a blowout? Is it a nest? Is it a hat? It could be a hat....You'll never know with this hair that's so high, god can sniff the hairspray. Converted from Fortnite. Thanks to Surely-Sims for repainting the base to make it much less Fortnitey!

๐ŸŒบNewport Headpiece: A beautiful and angelic, lit up headpiece, perfect for any 100 Pack Princess.

๐ŸŒบSmoldering Bouquet: A delightful, blazing cigarette bouquet to light your way down the aisle. Just keep it away from that synthetic dress and that hairspray-hardened hair!

๐”ป๐•†๐•Žโ„•๐•ƒ๐•†๐”ธ๐”ป ๐•Š๐•Œโ„๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐•-๐•Š๐•€๐•„๐•Š' โ„๐”ธ๐•ƒ๐”ฝ โ„๐”ผโ„๐”ผ 

Did you attend the wedding? Want to bring a health and safety lawsuit against the happy couple? Want to relive the horrors? Check out this site Anne made!