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Bonus Ep 121 - Boys Take a Beating

good first date question: would you rather die in a hospital or a gruesome skiing accident?

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I’ll be that guy, but the NASCAR race at the coliseum was actually really exciting and successful. The heat formats were fun, there was wrecks and cars passing each other and parody among the drivers and teams. They also sold 70% of tickets (which is great for a NASCAR race) and had strong tv ratings for the event

Cason Handy

#teamearth fuck mars

Ellie Fisher

"During a heart attack, a coronary artery becomes blocked. This blockage leads to a lack of blood flow, which can cause left arm numbness. A heart attack often also causes pain or pressure in your chest, neck, arm, face or back" - https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/21971-left-arm-numb

Yoosh Yoshi

#teamearth

Matthew Mueller

there is no way Cody thought the Colosseum was the Rose Bowl

Haley

Also started because my mental health went down and stomach health and mental health are directly linked soooo check yourself much luv Noel

Andrea

Welcome to the GERD/IBS club. Started as a pain in my chest, now I have to take heartburn meds, anti-anxiety stomach relaxers, and probiotics every day to not throw up and shit my pants.

Andrea

Noel buddy I told you not to get that booster. Now look at you, heart failing out and shit.

Matt P

who THE FUCK moved the hex bugs by the books usually they’re in such a neat row

Samantha

Just committed mass murder!! :))) #teamearth

Christian

God what are they saying this ep was so funny, the bit on the French skier was hilarious

James Andreoni

As someone who was beat as a child and in the middle of reaching out for therapy for the first time in my life all of my fears have been confirmed by this episode 😭 this is a sign lol

Isabella Socarras

At one point you can hear Noel get a bubbly burp and just continue talking like nothing happened. The mic picked it up sir.

Ruby lopez

Just wanted to come in and say that the “labor/job shortage” is a myth that has been busted by multiple people, myself included. There is an enormous organized labor upsurge happening in the US atm, and because of this workers are starting to wake up to the poverty wages and horrific conditions we accepted as normal before Covid. The “labor shortage” is being pushed by business owners who don’t want to pay their workers a living wage or benefits, and are mad that people aren’t desperate for literally any job like they used to be. They blame “unemployment payments” as the reason no one wants to work for them, even though enhanced unemployment benefits ended literally last year lol and claims are as low as they were almost pre-Covid. There is not a labor shortage, there is a shortage of workers that are willing to put up with poverty wages, no benefits, and shit working conditions and business practices.

lydiabd

Lmfaooooo that close up of Cody just itching his nose for like 10 seconds straight at 13:40 💀💀💀

ABP_warm_chicken_&_avocado_sandwhich

Dude do a cody and noel do vr poker

DJ PKD

Noel, I love you, you feel like a friend, try not to dismiss Cody when it comes to film, I know that’s your passion and you’re educated on the industry but it’s still just opinions that’s all! Art is subjective so in reality you’re both 100% correct - euphoria is a decent show for sure, I’m just saying be gentle when you gatekeep hahaha

Henry S

ok i hope they speak more French please

Jennifer Ruiz

french parts (3:11) translated noel: oh monsieur (oh mister) cody: sacrebleu ('good god') noel: pardonnez-moi mon cheri (excuse me, my sweetie) noel: je ne sais pas (I do not know) cody: voulez vous coucher avec moi? (would you like to sleep with me?)

Skimo

hope y’all have a good shit today

Just__Jonathan

pre med student here wanting to go into cardiology and currently working in the emergency room. love u guys, i literally watch every episode immediately when they drop. i never comment but i feel like todays my time to shine. noel ur not dying and it honestly sounds more like GI/stomach symptoms. you’re in a very low risk age group for heart attack at this age. ur probs fine from an emergent standpoint. (unless you’ve had more episodes of this since) go to ur primary care doctor, the soonest appointment you can get into, they’ll do an ekg and blood work to determine if your heart has taken any immediate damage, they’ll also look at if there are non cardiac abnormalities in your blood work. if everything is negative, you’re probably good unless you experience the symptoms again. if your blood work or ekg show cardiac abnormalities, or if you continue to have symptoms, you’ll be referred to a cardiologist to have further heart tests (echocardiogram - basically a heart ultrasound to show blood movement and look at overall structural health of the heart, and probably a stress test). you may also be referred to a GI doctor who would likely do an endoscopy to look at your esophagus and stomach for abnormalities. u guys make my 40 minute drive to and from work every day so much more entertaining so thank you. hopefully i helped relieve at least some of your health anxiety lol

ai

Dude the shitting on designers part got me 🤣🤣🤣 I was literally sitting at my desk using my Wacom tablet

Nathan Shetland

@ noel, this is super random and probably not it but i'll throw it out there just in case. two years ago I started having all these really weird symptons, and the main ones were random chest pains/twinges, my left arm randomly got tingly/numb a couples times, and brain fog. I went to the doctor twice and they said sounds like u got anxiety. I was like...it's not that . anyway I finally got bloodwork done a month later and it turns out I had Lyme disease

katy burke

that guy having people not realize he can't be eating unhealthy food is experiencing fitphobia

Hanna

premed student here with some advice everyone should take for their cardiovascular health, you should get 120 minutes of cardio a week, including walking

Anna Puchalski

Noel, If you’re burping A lot and have chest pain you could be experiencing acid reflux and heartburn best thing for that is omeprazole (take a two week dose one) do NOT take Zantac because that has been researched to potentially linked to cancer.

Abigail Fields

This genuinely made me happy and giggle with my boyfriend, I’m depressed asf and that’s hard to do because everything seems sad. Idk have a good day though 🤘🏻

Emily Palma

Man why are you out telling this around for your own good delete these comments before you find yourself doing the whip in a driveway

Emily Palma

the girl with the "my dad died a couple of days ago" tiktok, shes dating my friend lol

Matt steele

the hot rod clip 😭

kristina gregor

Noel trying to turn Euthanasia into Midsommar

Alex

Sometimes I wanna just shave Cody’s head #TeamEarth

Aj

Gottem

Marshall Ananiadis

noel you might have costochondritis, it shows up the same as heart attack symptoms :( rip short king

Marshall Ananiadis

Bear-adillo? Nah, bear-a-dildo

Princess Thlaan

#teamearth

isabella

Ok now say my name in a video so I can get my 5 sec of fame mf’s

Mason Shaffer

#teamearth

Mason Shaffer

People are quitting their jobs/not going back to work because they all realized that no job is worth the mental, physical, and emotional manipulation that was being done to them. Companies that can’t keep or hire employees are bad companies that don’t pay enough, require too much from the employee, and don’t offer enough in benefits.

Amber Valdez

yo guys i was on TikTok and i just saw a post by a girl in the perverse family and she was drinking liquid death🤨🤨🤨🤨

kaden

Its heart burn

Zoe Soyring

I mean to be fair Cody prolly hasn’t actually watched the ending of The Sopranos either… as usual he’s prolly just lying to look cooler than Noel 🤣 and was just planning to make up the ending knowing that Noel hasn’t seen it yet

Lane

#teamearth

Cameron Forrester

#teamgirth

Robert

"and if you are a man you could feel it" lmaoo

huffy

#teamearth

Robert Del Santo

#teamearth #gaybeforedeepthroatingthebanana

The Biggest Gei

banana bit was awesome

Connor Albury

I am an Amazon delivery driver. Dances and funny little requests are part of customer compliance, so it genuinely can negatively affect company score cards and employee reviews if we don’t do their stupid requests

troy harris

#teamearth

Justin

instead of faze up we earth up #teamearth

noah leite

Killed this whole podcast in one go while I was dumping my old car batteries into the ocean #TeamEarth

MJ

When Noel said "you know what they should do?" I didn't expect him to pitch suicide, but that's on me ig

Luke Ryba

you guys should talk about the taking dick scene in the pam and tommy show

kayla

The fan fiction girlies are gonna have a field day with all this grunting

Karina

@NOEL isn’t numbness in left arm and chest pain literally signs of a stroke or heart attack????????? My dad had slight feelings like that and was already taking some high blood pressure pills so we rushed to the ER and very fortunately got to learn & take all the tests precautions. Please just get whatever checked out and share details cus we love you guys 👌🥩 4 Ever

jade chen

When are we gonna get a podcast with Aleena and Kelsey as guests?!

Justin Levinter

cody always chill in the bone zone

paul

I enjoy a chill ep every once in a while

Chloe

cody laughing so hard at everything in this episode is the best thing ever

Salesforce is an app to publish work schedules #teamearth

Meghan

#teamearth

Hectir Torres

Cody with his shoes off the whole time. We get it bro. U surf. (Hair looks sick btw)

Turbulent Igloo

found the ruined saturday guy

Waynester

yeah for sure just for you :)

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owen simmons

10/10 Dobrik impression Noel

RiverGaba

Best part of this? Listening to Noel chew like a donkey with down syndrome. Love paying $5 for that

Jared Larsen

cody i watched the puppet master after you mentioned it and that shit is wild

Claire

Im ngl, this eppy was kinda mid #teamearth

Edwin Finsterbusch

I love hearing Noel eat the driest fucking pop tarts in the world directly in my ear.

Anakin

I love hearing the crew laugh in these recent episodes I hope they continue to be miked up.

Genevieve Keillor

Cody, is Canada okay? What are your thoughts on what's going on in Ottawa?

Allan Farinas

I’m literally an F1 fan now because of Noel. What have you done to me man?

Jacinto

I fuckin hate the bone zone intro can you pls change it :(

Emily Sandel

#TeamEarth #Gayburger

Noah

thanks noel for telling me to have a good shit today, i really needed that <3

Loris

Thank you for taking off ur shoe Cody, now we're gonna put you on wikifeet #teamearth

Moses Buxton

Just shit in my garden for compost #TeamEarth

Ayezik13 ‘

Whip my duck out in public #teamgirth

Jace Griffin

Lmao I thought jumping off a cliff like in Midsommar

Damian Lopez

Metaverse still sounds more likely to happen than Crypto-ponzi-scheme-land lol. I have to find a link, but this guy who was really invested in the project does kind of an interview with the people in charge of the project. The major takeaway I got is never trust this guy's opinion or sense of taste. If he gives advice, do the opposite. And from someone who knows very little about business, it looked very suspicious. He unironically called the video "nostalgic" and "beautiful" at some points. I want to believe he was lying through his teeth. Crypto(fyre)fest

2oV

Can someone tell me what kind of shoes Noel's wearing? I'm tryna cop.

Alejandro

Holy fuck

Benjamin

GETTING HARD AND ALMOST DYING AT 3AM!?!?!?!?! (GONE WRONG) #teamearth

Ducky

There was actually a skier who died a super brutal death by getting split open at the groin by one of those gates. It was the exact same thing as this guy, but way faster and he lost like 70% of his blood on live TV.

tinymeattinsley

base calorie sap

Christian Fernandez

Noel pls get on the Sopranos, I've watched it three times and need to hear your takes.

Jasmine

Okay so… I was eating a banana while listening to the story of the dude gucking a banana, and I figured I’d give it try. gotta report I clocked in at about 60-70% torqued and feeling very confused.

M0str33t

I have dick cancer #teamearth

Colby peck

I’ll let you know. I’ve been waiting for this moment from Cody

RetroSun

Cody you should have your thyroid levels checked. T3 free, t4 free, and total tsh. Also prob cbc with differential and CMP. Easy blood test.

James Morrison

jk was great

Julian Vasquez

The ep was mid #teamearth

Julian Vasquez

Does Cody actually spoil sopranos ending? I paused cuz it seemed like he was about to say something and I’m only on season 5

Dylan

Covid is very much still real in the U.K. and there is still many restrictions, also businesses are still failing lol

SunandStars

cody the pandemic is not over in the uk are you on crack

Anya

I'm not seeing enough #teamearth on these comments, people! Are you trying to disappoint Matthew fucking McConaughey?! #teamearth

Alana Jones

My name’s Thanos and I was inspired by that commercial to wipe out half the planet’s population to reduce CO2 emissions #teamearth

Theo Sk

We call 'turtle nooses' dolphin catchers in NZ hahah

James Darby

My favorite way to ingest microplastics is by drinking 10 plastic bottles of water a day and reusing none of them #teamerfh

Crabberino

sugondese

g.dont

watching this in my korean mandatory quarantine! thanks guys for the great episode! :) also noel, i get that shit all the time from anxiety, it’s either gas or heartburn, and it does make me feel like i’m gonna die too #teamearth

Eep

Cody u look handsome bro good 4 u! also this is a good episode u guys r doing great

jensine kraus

Beam Chad and JT up to the pod, that cross over would be legendary. Stoke nation

jonah bauer

banger episode

Justin

Noel is kinda hot when he eats

Angela Freeman

to answer cody's question: they start with an ekg. from there they might move on to chest x-rays to see if you have tearing in your heart/major vessels or a blood clot in your lungs/general chest. they also may do a ct scan of your abdomen and chest to ensure there's nothing else going on. for noel: based on your dual symptoms of chest pain and gas pain, i would say take a few extra-strength tums, and if it doesn't help and the pain persists, consider seeing a doctor

jackieo

lmao one time i went to the er for serious chest pain and they were like lol you're good

jackieo

just signed up for the patreon first bonus let’s gooooo

Osiel Rodriguez

It’s an animation or did that ape really throw the bone in the air, like he or she or gender neutral or non binary just don’t care?

9se.se9

I did have a good shit today. Thanks ❤️

JMaeDavis

I will exclusively be traveling via air balloon from now on #teamearth

Gabi

Men my main language is french and I literally die everytime you speak french and do your accent, love you to death from quebec guys 😂😂

Michael

#teamearth

christian

"i'm fuggin a dude eh🤌" -tony in the last episode of sopranos

bre

I almost got in a car accident today #teamearth

Christian Valencia

Pain Olympics

Taylakite

yo mama

joe b

whats good

Bagle


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