Bonus Ep 114 - Sucked Him to Death

Has to be one of the funniest bits of all time holy fuck why is it so funny imagining them as two gay old men from 1901

james Prasad

30 Mins in has me rolling MORTIMER! DONT TELL THEM IM A GAY OLD MAN

james Prasad

i don’t know why cody taking his shoe off while laughing makes me laugh

Wzrd Serena

Giving someone the clap means giving them chlamydia 💀💀💀

Soha F

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doing great sweaty

The #1 Girl Defined video that you NEED to react to is the song and dance they made up: "GIRL DEFINED SISTERHOOD ANTHEM"

Bible Unboxed

We

"Naked women" is what id search when i was like 12 discovering what was porn and a whole state just search this regularly 😂😂😂

Michael

Noel goes SO hard when roasting these girls. and I'm here for it, those girls are messing with the minds of young impressionable girls

Emma Johnson

love how they completely missed "Fisting" on the top right

oh my days you're a genius this has to happen

Freddie Williams

i had to pause my oatmeal at the shit down the tube part hahaha not even mad that was so funny

Freddie Williams

The US geography bit was so painful

As the good little Mormon boy I am, I’d rather be single for the rest of eternity than have to sit through a 15 minute conversation with one of these stupid, small minded girls

Dallan Lewis

Y’all should release the girl defined section as a free bonus clip, since it’s a major stable in their glow up to now, just a thought

Triple8

Can we start a gofundme to send Cody and Noel in disguise to the conference? Or better yet, Kelsey and Aleena?

As someone from Indiana I can confirm that I am indeed only fucking myself

Taylor

if u think the girl defined conference is bad, u gotta look into the southern baptist endorsed Revolve Tour. shit’s near cultish

lu

The 2 gay old men had me uncontrollably laughing like I never have before

Cody Kearnes

I can usually handle the vomit talk but today I started my period and almost puked. please sync up with my cycle and never talk about it when it is my time of the month

Athena Land

Mortimer had me in tears. The best $5 I spend a month

Lauren P

So cringe

JS

episode fricking slapped

Best episode of the year😂😂

girl defined reminds me of fucking Buzz Killington from family guy… they speak and you just want them to stfu so goddamn bad

Jade Braxton

you guys for sure need to brush up on your geography

the 2 gay old men trapped bit is so funny im trying to work but i can’t focus🤣, reminds me of the officer dinklebob bit🤣 . thanks for the laughs guys, happy new year 💜

Frank Scarfe

I gave up on trying to eat during this podcast a long time ago

Nathan McLaughlin

oh man i can echo that the rose and tape analogies were taught in my catholic school

Mat. C

these guys need an elementary geography class lmao

sh88

i grew up in christian school. chapel every day, retreats like that every year. brainwashed as a mf. one time in chapel the speaker passed around a rose to the entire audience and when it got back to him he was like "now who would want this".......so theres that. other times it would be a piece of tape that looses its stick or a pbj that you cant pull apart and be pure anymore (or something?) they had plenty of metaphors. oh also look up "pam stenzil sex has a price tag" on youtube. she came to my school once. OH yeah they also went buck wild for kony 2012, made the whole school watch it, and now i can't hear "i cant stop" by flux pavilion without thinking of that. glad i somehow turned out normal and not religious at all though.

mysticgoat_

im watching this stoned and im having a REALLY hard time understanding what they defined girls are talking about. its just coming in one ear and out the other

Mathieu Krieger

This shit had me absolutely crying im so glad i joined patreon

omg the gay man bit had me crying laughing. i'm stuck home, sick with covid and you guys just made my day with that hard laugh lol thank you for that

Bruh you can’t have me laughing like that while I’m looking at colonoscopy images at work with that gay man bit

jelking juice sounds straight out of a dr seuss book

lodog69

Gay man bit got me laughing so hard had to stop playing my game and went to go shit

I literally bought the patreon subscription because I knew this was going to be funny as fuck and I'm glad I did

fucking crying at the idea of girl defined watching the perverse family

i feel so bad for people that aren’t patreons that missed this 😭 this had me crying

Aiden Shane Hernandez

Gay man from the 18th century, animated or comic would be hilarious 😂😂😂

how did you guys not see that maine was FISTING lmao

mf7627

It seems to be part of a brand called the New Youth Project - I found a website for it called utopism.com, but it's "closed" atm because they're sold out and won't open until next month

Ben Tiemann

first

Zach Guest

we need a bonus with aleena and kelsey

ive sat through several sermons and i can tell you he most definitely is not. you gotta chill

Ethan Lush

no lie, i spent some time at the church the featured youth pastor in the second video preaches at. i was so confused as to why he was on my screen watching this podcast tho

Ethan Lush

Noels impression of a gay old guy from 1901 had me howling. Driving home from a long night shift, crying of laughter and makeup running into my already dry and tired eyes. Had to stop next to the road to regain my vision 😂 love it! Love from Sweden Cody and Noel ♥

How’d u miss an entire state horny for Harley Quinn

Belks Cider

Make it Clapton for a real one

Chloe

holy fuck this had me cackling and wheezing during the old gay men part. love you boys, happy new year 🧡

lydiabd

I was a little worried someone would hear me listening to this and think I was watching girl defined 😳

Jay Bartoli

Didn’t she say she thought he was so cute she “ literally did a u turn” to go see him? 🤔🤔

Bethany and Birthany still selling this god shtick smh

Adam Roberts

they give me strong lesbian vibes

brooke

As one of the people who lives in the heart of the Bible Belt. People like girls defined do very much still exist…

Kasey💖

Absolutely garbage knowledge of US geography

Collin Hoyhtya

One of those girls husbands has been to conversion camp so I don’t think he’s attracted to her either

Alexa

hardest ive laughed in a while thanks kings

Erica Anderson

"what is tribbing" LMFAOO

Carolina Velasquez

You can tell he’s so happy to be Noel’s girlfriend

Robert

Thanks for the content guys - make it clap for a real one

Robert

the two old gay men bit is essentially they’re best statler and waldorf muppet impression

goth meatball

I feel bad for the GD girls honestly. They were clearly brainwashed by their (probably unhappy) parents from a young age and now sound like they’re in a fucking cult. Hilarious episode though. Had me dyin

Dalton

Thanks for the Indiana shoutouts Noel!!

Eric Shea

The girls are actually the most judgemental and weird people. Marrying someone theyre not attracted to, essentially ruining the other person's life. That's the thing about these "psycho christians." They think they are perfect but are actually bad people.

Aaron Foretich

Aren’t their husbands like obviously super gay? No wonder they all aren’t attracted to each other.

Allison Kirby

When Cody kicks his feet he looks like a drippy puppet

Love y'all

Troy

Y’all should watch Bahubali on Netflix

Sven Persson

Tmg does a song using Girl defined Ad libs. Or someone else talented!

Zakk Ross

lmfao i can't with their monotone commentary over that girl defined dubstep beat

when noel said "how have these dudes not killed themselves yet" i lost my shit lmao

Bruh did you even watch til the end? Big L for you

Rohan Brown

Best episode yet!

funniest part of the episode was them guessing every single state wrong lmao

Alex DeGray

Girl Defined got Kanye West to play Closed on Sunday on repeat the whole day lmao

H Z

Cody is so giggly it’s so cute

what is cody doing with his feet at 105mins lol

Is there no new episode next week?

Is there no new episode next week?

Is there no new episode next week?

Is there no episode next week?

Love you guys, merry Christmas!!!

Shane Huey

Utah does have a really bad porn problem

Jayden

anyone know the sweatshirt that cody has on is called

astroboy

of course that girl defined shit was in my city

Ralf

My lord geography ain’t yalls strong suit

Kade Faith

Loopy Christians after ChristCon - "last night was a movie"

I forget which one but the “depreciating asset” bit is straight from another video lol. Maybe morning routine?

Iowa fucking obsessed with Harley quinn?

Scott

painful watching you guys try to name states lol

Jokertyf

the gay men bit had me spinning in circles and crying

JP Pokluda (the guy in the girl defined vid) is a pastor in Waco. He is absolutely the worst. He's an insane misogynist and homophobe.

Eduardo Velez

Happy New Years boys

both episodes this week were fucking phenomenal, happy holidays guys <3

The girl defined conference looks like something my mom would’ve forced me to go to when I was 14

finally caved and joined the bonezone so i could hear y’all talk about girl defined 😔🤟

Meaghan Baxter

you guys never disappoint, thanks for all the laughs

Ariana Perez-Reyes

Que buen regalo de navidad Jajajaja

Noel's gay man from the 18th century voice made me laugh so hard it made my left shoulder hurt

Brendan Hensley

do you guys edit the camera angles after the podcast because there so perfect

Terace Scheller

“They have all this advice that applies to 1985” is such a good way to describe Girl Defined lmao

Allie

Noel I almost crashed my car during the old gay guy bit

Christian Waldron

the girl defined part was amazing 😂👏🏼

And I thought the free ep was good damn😂😂😂

Evan Crooks

SINNERS THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE

Love the bit where Noel has no idea where any Midwest state is

Maddy Kretschmer

Im shitting chairs

Devin Griser

"make it Clap for the ClapDog"

Finn McDermott

This is the best episode in a while I am dying

Cyan Grattan

I loved the high school “don’t even start-“ MGK moment at 50:00

jade chen

Y’all weren’t gonna acknowledge Maine was fisting?

This week’s episodes were extra amazing! Enjoy the holidays and keep making great content :)

Annaliese

noel not knowing where any of the states are actually might be the best bit of the year

jackieo

That was a good bonus lmao

Charlie

damn i missed yall

They have 1920s porn films lol. They called them stag films in the 20s - 40s.

2oV

Thanks for a good year lads

RR

the way homie thought that Wisconsin was Illinois had me crying laughing

Luke Silburn

I think she brought it up on Kurtis Conners' podcast, but GodisGrey had some beef with Girl Defined. GodisGrey is one of the more positive and inclusive Christians.

2oV

So, basically, there's more to someone than their physical appearance lol.

2oV

Sheeeesh

g.dont

Y’all need to study up on your states, holy shit lol

jonah bauer

@Noel - growing up catholic & then learning to have your own thoughts changes you

The husband was being used as a foot rest for the girls that whole video while being forced to listen to how much of a small ugly boy he is

Urban Meyer also got fired from OSU because he knew his assistant coach was beating his wife and did nothing about it. Fuck that dude

Jay

“Dude, their adlibs are crazy dude”

Biblically accurate angels also say "DO NOT BE AFRAID" whenever they encounter a human because they know how terrifying they are.

Harris O.M.O

Noel ur head is beautiful

Ian Gordon

The free episode was funnier, but this felt nice. Because it was a unedited thats cringe episode.

JoseJulian

How does Cody get more tired every bonus man -_-

JoseJulian

wish there was a way to download this so i can listen on the plane

mena

I was literally in tears bc this episode was so funny. Bless ur hearts

cora

Saturdays are not back. We go again in 2022 lmao

Tyler Bluhm

cody’s sitting like the fool who sits in the back of class acting like he doesn’t care about anything to be cool

jillian

the way they see like relationships is so twisted and backwards it’s isane

alex s

lol'd out loud lololol, still kinda mid episode ngl

Neo Jones

wait their husbands are (assumed to be) gay and the girls weren't even attrated to them? Why did they even get married? That is the weirdest shit I've ever heard...

Joshua

MARK MCGRATH WAS ON CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP