Bonus Ep 112 - Assholes Live Forever

Lmfao assholes live forever is so funny bc my boyfriend wears the kirill merch and that’s the slogan

Annalise Brown

please don't talk about succession for over a fourth of the episode. I love the podcast but id honestly rather you talk about poop instead of the show

Ty Lawrence

love that cody knows its boney m

Avery Gee

when they talk about h3 and thats the only other podcast i watch <3

kristina gregor

Unless they know you have money? Besos could walk into a dealership, call everyone a cunt and walk out with 10 Ferraris

Jack Barnsley

As someone who has worked at a Ferrari dealership, Ferrari actually has a vetting system for potential buyers. If they don’t like you they literally won’t sell to you.

Succession is great, everyone else can stfu

spaulak23

im a big fan love y'all......I don't wanna start shit but it would be super cool if u guys Talked about Anything At All for ever and ever im nosy

Can we let Noel talk about F1? I want to know who he supports and what he thought of the Abu Dhabi GP result

Kelly McAree

Love you boys, but maybe a little less Succession talk?

i need more sopranos content

Tamara

i’m gonna start watching succession so i feel included

Tamara

They made a movie about covid called “songbird” and the trailer is hilarious

Cameron Hickerson

yupppp i was looking to see if anyone else said this 😳

Katie Riescher

You’re soft

Matt P

Saturday morning all star hits on Netflix…. It Hits different

Tank

Do an episode on your coding/ programming careers

Boiiiis, Amazon prime released a 1 hour movie on William shatner going into space

Nate Harvey

you're doing the lords work, bless

mary

Hey, I heard the public was confused about this so I wanted to make sure people had access to a reliable source to distinguish the difference between two people. Just visit doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com to make sure you know

Adam Roberts

Stop the succesion

jef

Agreed!

jef

Cant wait for the succession season to end so i can stop hearing about this shit for 20 minutes every fucking week.

DrCrack

Waiting for cody to address tana mongeau's claim 😬 watched that collab of the two of them from 2016 on Tana's channel... Mad sexual tension

Noel: COVID’s over Me (currently with Covid): bet

Connor Simon

Noel got on Cody for saying rasputin wrong as if he didn’t just butcher Laurence Olivier

owen simmons

Just finished the finale of succession and omg hope they talk about on this upcoming weeks episode

Cynthia greenly

Love listening to americans chat about coyotes when the scariest animal i see in england is a a drunk bloke called gary trying to chat me up on a friday night

Priya

hey guys, i just joined tiny tier this is my first bone zone!

Rory Bannon

On the note of AI art from a promt, you should check out WOMBO Dream, it uses a set of artstyles making a lot more painterly

Link to dog getting nailed by the coyote video?

no it's not. it's literally called The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

Tereza

Another story: when i was a freshman in college, some kid climbed up an utility pole at a party and (obviously) got electrocuted and landed on some girl. they're both alive i can send the video if you want it

abby

there were also sheeps and llamas across our street because we lived near a farm and i could hear them howling outside my window every night killing the sheep

abby

when i was 11 i ran outside to find my dog having a literal standoff with a coyote in the neighbors backyard. i was screaming for her and my dad was telling me to come inside because he didn't want me to witness her death lol. luckily that bitch was crazy and scared it off

abby

Why though

Valerie De La Cruz

The fact that the dude who plays Kendal doesn’t realize that hamlet is literally a comedy…

Valerie De La Cruz

talk about whatever tf you want, shit is funny regardless

arpon

I love when y'all defy your fan base, keep talking about what you want 😂😂😂

Gerald Arroyo

No shade to you guys, and not saying you should stop talking about it, but every time y’all talk about the Metaverse and decentraland and everything I literally wanna kms lmao it is insane to me that there are people spending that much money on essentially nothing. There are so many people struggling to make rent and buy food. It’s hard hearing that someone is spending $1.3 million on a fake piece of virtual land.

lydiabd

Pornhub must listen to the podcast also because it keeps recommending me pervse family videos

Ani Arjarian

sick wallet Corbin

Zach Montgomery

Y’all’s should watch Will Smiths new show

Gonna say it . Noel kinda getting on my nerves lately

Juan Meza

Man I'd love for these two to watch UKs Come Dine with Me and make a video about it

Nikolas

Not enough shit jokes </3

Bob Aranda

me but also when they talk about crypto (love them though <3)

literally zone out whenever y’all talk about succession i can’t be bothered

Jazmin

same story for folks up here in atl canada, no clue

Mat. C

Fuck boy Elon musk lets goooo

My sister has had like 3-4 cats disappear because she lets them outside. Here in Albuquerque you can see coyotes roaming the streets sometimes. She doesn’t believe that’s what’s happening. When will she learn? Probably never.

Nicholas

just as long as you don’t wear a nice shirt

Angela

why is noel wearing kohl's sweatpants

Aidan Navarro

Ever since Cody started growing out his hair, he kind of looks like Ellen Degenerous or however you spell it if she had longer hair

Emma

why are people trying to get ahead in the metaverse and paying so much money when somebodys just gonna make a Vr game 100x better

tinymeatman

mickey rourke was one of the worst marvel villians in iron man 2 he was randomly in some other shit around that time too. I heard a story he was almost in Sons of Anarchy which would have been hilarious to see.

bowerybaby

why does the meta yacht website look like the animal crossing trailers? is the meta verse just the tech bro version of animal crossing? highkey seems like zucky was at home with his kids during quarantine and saw them playing it and was like hmm i could make this-- even worse

bowerybaby

You guys are right no influencers should have supercars. I should get them all instead (I’m 19)

Y'all gotta relax on the succession spoilers I've been trying to catch up but you guys talk about it spoil it with no warning

Blacklodgebob27

I thought they were going to talk about Kirill and that era of social media but I guess none of them knew where the “assholes live forever” merch comes from lol

Jade

everytime cody says "sopranos" he pronounces it as "soapronos" and it makes me wanna get a glowstick to blow up in my face

Sophia

Please watch Peaky Blinders Cody and Noel, it’s the best show I’ve ever seen and I would love to hear y’all’s reactions to it, the final season comes out soon so you can binge it all

we were at this lake and a family friends chihuahua got swooped by a big ass bird and it was too heavy i guess and it dropped it from pretty high up. dog survived but had to get 3 casts. #nature #chimps

Zachary Wallis

them talking about succession is one of my favorite parts of the bonus episodes <3

kayla

PLEASE interview Kirill, he’s the owner of the brand “Assholes Live Forever” I would love to see you guys do an episode with him!

Do you mind if you don’t talk about succession next episode shits boring

Will Neasom

Thought y’all were talking about Logan Paul and was fucking losing it

Dante

love the pod have been a long-time patron but patreon is such a terrible video-viewing platform

What's up with Carhartt Noel? I'm seriously jealous of all the drip.

Christianaaahhh

At least time stamp when ur done talking about it, show is sick and I’m missing out on the pod bc I’m skipping thru til ur mot talking about it anymore

Sebastian Palacios

Bro I’m fighting like hell to catch up on succession and y’all have been spoiling so much on the last 3-4 episodes it’s kinda whack, dead ass paying for spoiler alerts weekly lmao

Sebastian Palacios

mid opinion+L+succession has won more emmys than you ever will

Diego

In all honesty I would rather listen to a two hour podcast about the praverse family instead of 10 min of you guys talking about Succession, it’s a shit show and it’s boring to listen to lmao

Alec

Elon looks like that dude from Fifth Element.. Zorg

Alecia Gibson

is metaversa just like roblox for adults?

Shalianna Santiago

the description is on point!!!

Dhomie

Noel u need to make airborne animals nfts

Ian Gordon

So you mean best

This is the worst episode yet. Nothing but succession, sports, and crypto

69th like 😎

Wesley O’Brien

only laughing at noel's jokes today

Red Ruby

"elon's going for the richard spencer look" is the funniest shit ive heard this week

Mat. C

Anyone know how the Reserve tickets to Noel’s shows next year are different? I was able to get two of them but there was no description

Elijah Nesbitt

I think the monkey ate some rotten fruit and is drunk

Jay Mullings

My Saturday is being ruined by not having you guys talk about microwaved vomit

Shane Huey

Can we please bring back the fart and poop jokes. It's almost the soul reason I listen

Charlie ZurHorst

Holy spoilers, Batman… 🥲 I missed those comments.

Samantha Roque

When they were talking about judged sports being easier for the liked athletes. That happens in other judged things as well. I'm a good singer because my dad is a choir teacher and knows many others in my state so I think I always got the nod when I messed up a little bit in my solo competitions.

Aced22

Noel said, “If you’re on audio, just know these pictures are weird looking.” I’m not on audio and those pictures, being a real thing, is an actual mindfu… ”The zebra’s got a nice ass,” says Cody, AS I TYPE THIS! I did, although, have a good time watching both of the episodes today, this week, best vibe this month. (It’s because of the Christmas tree)

9se.se9

And then from 12:30 to 19:45

Garrett Zaporowski

Skip to 6:45 if you don’t watch that weird ass show

Garrett Zaporowski

Noel plz come to Nashville

Idk what the first half of this episode was even about

William Fulthorpe

Noel come to jersey dickhead

Sebastian Palacios

lets go boys

Yolanda Calderon

Noel ruins my saturdays not having DC on his tour list

SlyMorris