Ep 217 - Matt Damon Ruins Your Saturday

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Damian B

Perverse family Christmas card Am I the only one that doesn’t get very grossed out from the stuff they talk about?? I mean some stuff is kinda gross but like I never had to like stop listening

Lavinya Ramos

I mean not to be one of those but I am legitimately sick of the animal death/abuse jokes. I was skipping them but they’ve become so constant I’m finding myself just turning the podcast off and I’m listening way less consistently… used to be what I looked forward to every week for a laugh but that shit bums me out and kind of kills the vibe.

@bambimaryjane

“Tells us they’re not gonna talk about shitanymore” * proceeds to talk about shit for the next 5 minutes”

Newm

Nooo I love my little shitty boys, my nasty little stinky boys

Newm

Flight attendant on my flight the other day just got on comms and sang Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer so that was cool

Joe Marxkors

I do agree with Noel the claymation Christmas movies are horrible to watch

came

theycallmeangie

Going to miss the diarrhea discourse

CODY WHERE THE FUCK UR PANTALOONS FROM

emily zenoski

Also yeah masks were non existent for the most part here, I understand why they were annoyed. Major Trump country/I get all my info from Facebook out here in Indiana. 😒

Dalton

Love the bit about the crypto commercial in a rural area being geared towards the gullible hillbilly because that’s what anyone who doesn’t live in LA is to them.

sh88

idk what the guy above is talking about, I live right outside of SB and everybody pronounces Norte Dame the way you did Noel.

Dalton

100%

Emma Johnson

Crowd-sourced log pile of poop

Titi Russell

The lack of diarrhea jokes are gonna ruin my entire Saturday. This is the diarrhea podcast. Claim it. Roll w it. Don’t let these diarrhea haters get u guys down. If u wanna microwave it? Microwave it.

Ian Turk

This episode score: B-

Paddy

also the Christmas decoration on the ship are tight. shoutout to the team for adding that holiday spirit to the uvo

Damn it that discovery about crypto and Tether was wild why'd it have to be right at the end! I could listen to you guys talk about that stuff all day lol. The crypto talk is hella interesting tbh

Can't wait until the poo poo talk cycle is on the up again

Hanna

Cody, if you see this, just know I appreciated your “that’s lit” joke when Luke was talking about the trees.

Keegan Nickoson

That commercial came out a month ago.

Keegan Nickoson

🤨

Mads Lund

Crypto talk has got to go so many other cool things y’all talk about

Kenny Mullaney

this was a really good episode

Brenna

Anyone ever tried to pickle their ass lumber? I’d like to try and ferment mine but theirs not tutorials on how. Any advice??

Phresh

I want shit talk I love shit

Phresh

How tough am I? I watched the entire perverse family video and had no reaction. I’m numb

Will

as someone who shits once a week and had to get a motorized plunger delivered, shits can get huge. just imagine the amount that would pile up after one whole week

Jasmine Smith

Noel is this a corkcicle ad

Lily

diarrhea jokes are quite literally comedy in its purest form

Micaela Stephens

Love the festive set guys

bowerybaby

Lol + mid + YB did it better

Mads Lund

Long live the shiterrorist era

reud

The shit stuff was still better than the moaning

Dylan Anderson

Not to be a dick but if you don’t like gross shit this may just not be the podcast for you

owen simmons

cody saying the commercial is probably super effective at getting people into crypto, it actually helped me solidify my hatred for crypto and just laugh at them comparing buying bitcoin to traveling the stars 😭

kayla

LMAOOOOO COUNT ME IN the crypto talk makes me want to put a g*n to my head

kayla

im surprised y'all didn't mention coffee's video on Tether, he talked about a lot of this: https://youtu.be/-whuXHSL1Pg

Angel

Them saying 'I'm fucking Matt Damon' gave me flashbacks to the song 'I'm *fucking* Matt Damon' by Sarah Silverman

KP

NO ITS NOT 🤤

leo

flaming hot diarrhea in a mug >>>>> boxing or crypto

Olaf Jansen

Great diarrhea eras expose squeamish listeners. Squeamish listeners create long boxing eras. Boxing eras build new listeners. New listeners create greater diarrhea eras

Luke Ryba

Idk bout y’all but I think the Diarrhea talk is hilarious

Jake Pagliaro

Cody’s impression of the movie trailer voice was actually A1. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 He should read ads in that voice.

Samantha Roque

Bakersfield does have an airport 😭 I hate it here too 🥲

Savvyleyy

The Crypto.Com commercial is played between movie previews at Regal theatres. Shout out Matty Deez!

Taven

i for one love the diarrhea talk, heat that shit up baby

William Archer

y’all this perverse family stuff is getting old

Anna

saw a camel in my college town and thought of y’all <3

Evie Jerome

Put some respect on Rosamund Pike’s name PLEASE !

Sabrina Sandy

I would honestly rather here you guys talk about microwaved poop for an hour than 15 minutes of crypto talk

Pooboi

I‘m watching this as Germany is going right towards another lockdown 😐

Tim M.

Four words…. “Fuck you pay me”

I like how they said they were gonna stop talking about poop but then kept talking about poop lmao. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Lindsey

But naw fr that shit was gross lmao

Michael Leonardo

Extreme podcast listening 🤘🔪💩

Michael Leonardo

be more disgusting plz, thx

Zayd Siddiqui

I am not positive about this, but I suspect the legal issue with the diabetic passenger was that, if they were acting irritable and agitated, it may have been a symptom of their diabetes (i.e. hypoglycemia). The airline may have justified deplaning because the passenger may have been having a medical emergency. Tough to say, though.

NHT

Even when theyre together doing an IRL podcast, how do they still make it seem like theres a screen delay between them

Matthew McCawe

you guys need to check out some air nz safety videos. especially the surfing one cody...

Scott

i saw that crypto-Matt Damon add in theaters before Eternals and the vibe was off all night

Aley Potts

Podcast on Hard Mode is something I’d actually watch.

Luke Miller

Why you gotta stop the diarrhea jokes? I’ll be sitting there eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream laughing my ass off.

as someone from south bend, that airport is very depressing

sara worland

Goddamnit. I thought I was safe to watch this at home while I cleaned. Now my neighbors definitely think my name is Makayla. I should have learned by now lol.

Trisha Miller

If you're a fan of Bojack Horseman and you have Amazon Prime, I recommend Undone. It's by the same creative team (so it won't be exactly like Bojack style or animation wise, but I guess you could pick up some elements shared in Bojack). And Will Arnett is in it.

2oV

You guys beefing with Gary V made me watch his hot ones interview absolutely wild

Catherine Saunders

don't stop talking about diarrhea and prolapses and puking and shiterrorism :( it's so much fun to watch/listen to while eating :((((

41:00 Noel laughs like Cardi B

Brandy C

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Trinity

plastic flamingo down bad bad

Trinity

Today is my birthday and I was alone - nobody said happy birthday to me in real life for the first time in my life. Not enough Instagram stories from friends to repost them to my story and seem like I was cool. I wanted this girl to text me happy birthday, and I kept getting texts from my dentist, orthodontist, physical therapist - dumb enough to unlock my phone each time thinking it might be her. Never heard from her but I haven’t been wearing my Invisalign so thanks for kicking me while I’m down. I’ve been waiting to hear back from a job interview and the (1) on my inbox is Uber like like ‘Hey, here’s a ride on us if you had anywhere to go! You fucking loser.’ Anyway, I should’ve known no one likes you when you’re 23. But in my sigma beta pity party of a birthday today I fucking laughed my ass off at the pod and bone zone tonight and you guys gave me that and I really appreciate it

Dylan

PLEASE bring back the diarrhea talk. Shit and cum have been integral to this podcast since squat 680, the shiterrorist, and now demented gary vee. Don't let some whiny bitches stop you from making true art

Plastic Flamingo

Anybody remember when the Shiterrorist's diarrhea bucket had a thick crust on top like a chicken pot pie

Daniel Blakeman

Actually, I am kinda pissed you all catering to 2 fucks who reached out. It's just words. You have always talked about shit and gross stuff. Remember THE BUCKET OF SHIT??? Remember squatting 650? Remember demented Gary V? Stop ruining the fun for many because of a few. You aren't going to cater to everyone, so you may as well do what you want and feels natural. If it's natural to no longer talk about shit, then so be it. But this isn't natural, you got whined at by some pussies on the internet

Heys guys think about hot diarrhea pouring down ur face and some gets in ur mouth and then u puke that out and lock it off the floor haha that would be funny haha

Ian Gordon

NOOOO bring the diarrhea talk back

the bit about the gun toting family was too funny. literally had me choking on my own puke in my mouth while i was laying down. keep it up guys

Spencer Chapman

bruh but the diarrhea bits are so funny i love them

Shalianna Santiago

lol the all natural finance bit got me

Rankin Bass more like Stankin Ass am i right fellas

What’s up with codys hair

bring back the vomit jokes NOW

adriana

FR man if just nasty words can ruin your day not even seeing nasty stuff, your not going to do very well in the real word or like you said a huge pussy.

jimbo jones

Delta did have a dance safety video at one point. i fly with only them pretty much, probably changed it bc it would be extra weird w covid lol

noel loathing rudolph ……

Gianna Wedwaldt

From Philly, that really described us well, one population of just completely degenerate people

JLG

Honestly fuck these people complaining about the gross stuff. Like Jesus grow up, if you really can’t eat something or simply handle it when some goes “hot diarrhea lol” you’re a huge pussy. If you guys stop talking about stuff because people complain I’ll be disappointed. Just like f1, crypto or fighting, that’s what you guys are into and that’s why we’re here. Idk it gets annoying hearing about complaints, like just keep being funny

Jesse Smith

Your pronunciation of Notre Dame is disgusting

Isaac

Ah, my day's meaning arrived. Right on time, boys.

Monica Mull Hedrick

Finally gd been waiting a week

Jace Witney

babe wake up new tmg just dropped

Kitty