Ep 216 - The Worst Thing Ever

I got 5 of my best friends here all they have to do it touch this prolapsed anus! Whoever holds on the longest gets to eat it!

Lachlan Sheffield

My aunt wears blue eyeliner everyday and when I was younger I told her she should stop wearing it because it looked like she was getting beat up everyday

Kiya Miller

Homie, this is one of the funniest Patreon comments I've ever read and idk why

Mark Macharia

added the S to Squid Game you know that tweet was on some ass research

Andrae

i have an inclination that camels weigh more than 150 pounds

Aidan

that song before the Meta video is Acid Rain by Lorn

anti_data

ok google cum omelet, it made my homie throw up.

Mason Voogt

yessss cody speaking facts about twitter. Everyone wants to sound so smart but it makes everyone look dorky as hell

tinymeatman

if (looks like == “camel”) { car = “stop”;

Tyler Bowman

When we had to live with my cousins for a while when I was younger, one day my mom and aunt had gone to store and left all four of us home ( my 2 cousins my bro and me) we playing Xbox in my cousins room and my youngest cousin 5 at the time came into the room and ask if we could play the movie big mommas house, we told him we couldn’t because we weren’t allowed to, he comes back with a knife chasing us, we hid in the garage until my aunt came home

Gloria

I didn't want to go to a birthday party at skateland when I was 8 so I ate a healthy plop of hand sanitizer. Halfway through the poison control call I started sobbing uncontrollably, not because it became very clear that I ate a dangerous amount and may need to go to the hospital, but that I changed my mind and really wanted to go to skateland now.

These two are always great, but this is the best episode in awhile

Justin Vink

Yeah they really need to get over it lol it’s funny when they can make a “call back “ joke .. but now they are literally inserting perverse family into everything 🙄

Juan Meza

not a quote but when i was a baby my go-to move to assert dominance over my life-givers would be this: im sitting in my high chair, eating my baby formula. i scoop up a baby sized handful of it and slowly bring it to my mouth, maintaining eye contact the entire time. just as my parents think i'm about to eat it, i toss it onto the floor and smirk triumphantly.

42takunai

my aunt used to have a big ass pig and one time she decided to bring it over for thanksgiving, but while she was driving, the pig shit all over her and her car. her name was margarita and i miss her. what a legend

Jasmine Smith

When me and my sister were fighting she threw like a high front kick and i caught it and threw it upwards so she'd fall backwards. She fell backwards onto the concrete basement floor and hit her head. She started crying and i was like "I'm so sorry" but then felt it necessary to say "Hey, you gotta admit that was pretty cool" in the middle of her bawling. She was like 5 and i was like 7 and i just had to get the validation that that was some pretty sick shit. I stand by this to this day

thats not a camel thats my wife

Summer

You think a camel only weighs a 150 pounds? What? How small do you think they are?

Isaac

my little brother hit me with a baseball bat once cuz i wouldn't let him use my easel

Amber Warnock

When I was little I had would sing the “shit song” where I would stand with my hand on my hip and just sing “shit shit shit”

Haley

When I was a kid my grandma was putting on wrinkle cream and I asked her what it was for, when she told me it was to reduce her wrinkles I said “I don’t think it works”

Alexandra Thill

bringing up something disgusting has a become a staple of each episode lmao

KP

When I was a kid I gave my brother a cup of Windex and told him it was "blueberry juice" cuz I wanted to see how it tastes. What a dumbass.

IM A NEW LISTENER !! LOVE U GUYS

My younger sister was a demon as a child and constantly tried to injure my younger brother, she put a lipstick applicator in his ear and ruptured his ear drum because she "wanted to see how far it would go".

Alicia

Tesla camel tech is like three years behind at least

M0str33t

when i was like 8, my little brother scribbled crayon all over one of my art projects that i had worked really hard on for school, so i went upstairs and cut the tails off of all his stuffed animals and laid them out, mutilated, for him to see. my dad called me a sadist at the ripe age of 8 years old and they still bring it up to this day.

Michaela Okumura

When I was in kindergarten they introduced recycling and I learned about how plastic goes into this bin, paper into that one etc. But back then in Germany paper for example wasn't necessarily being picked up from your house, you had to bring it into these big dumpsters you could find like every couple of blocks. So one time I'm in the back of the car and the news comes on on the radio, and they talk about a woman who threw her baby in a dumpster. My dad wasn't sure I had heard it and didn't want me to become traumatized from hearing something like that without an explanation or something, so he asks me, "Did you hear that? A woman threw her baby in a dumpster." Silence from the back for a while. And then I go: "Glass or paper?"

David Wachmann

when i was probably like 7 or 8 i had a really old fish that i loved and my cat killed it one day while my mom and i were out and when i came home and saw it i threw my cat down my concrete basement stairs. he was fine tho

kate

Literally driving a Hyundai Elantra and the car next to me def heard me listening to the most racist podcast ever 🤦‍♂️ felt like a fever dream when Noel said that shit lol

Michael Leonardo

I'm pretty sure a camel weighs over 1,000 pounds

Kelly McAree

When I was little, I told my brother to put toothpicks under his toenails & kick a wall

Kelly McAree

When my little brother was a new born my 2 year old ass smacked him in the stomach

When I was like 3 and my brother was a baby, my mom was taking forever to get me my orange juice with my breakfast because she was dealing with my brother. she was holding him near the trash can and I looked her in the eyes and said "mommy, throw dat baby in da trash"

"Whichever stripper makes me nut the fastest gets a Fendi bag" - Mr Beast

Will Smith would throw up and then say the head was trash to save face

Sample

New boot goofin is a fantastic reference

UndeadMetalhead

does that condition him to cum every time he pukes too?

bigcactusenergy

lmfao Cody being on Romans side is really telling 💀💀💀

Jack Diaz Doherty

When is Noel gonna stop fucking around and sing the narcos theme song

Andres Camino

Noel’s gender inclusivity is appreciated. And hot

Jorie

Please show the videos on Patreon if you’re allowed, i feel weird googling a camel getting hit by a tesla but i really wanna be in on the joke

Jorie

I told my mom when I was 4 that I “wanted to put batteries in my butt, so I could fly like spiderman”😂

When I was 4 my mom ran outside to my 7 year old brother crying and screaming as I was driving over him over and over again in one of those kids battery powered cars while dying laughing if that counts

This isn't a quote but I did make my brother eat those silica "do not eat" packets when I was like 4 or 5. He was 1 or 2 years old. I wanted to know what would happen. He ended up going to the hospital. He's alive now. Grew up to be a little shit.

AJ Bempomaa Apenteng

Please tell me why I decided to get yogurt with granola right before the throw up bit…. Threw that shit right out

Lauren Gilkerson

Bringing back the racist hour made my day that shit made me cry laughing back in the day

Jorie

Whenever I was a baby, my brother tried to put me into the dryer because he said “I was wet and I needed to dry”

Chris G

lol u get both and its a damn good combo

gauze

sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to crush a penis in my hand. but that’s me now, not as a child

Ellen Jones

once my mom put my 4 year old brother's hair into a little mohawk and he was jumping around the room saing "I look TITTY" over and over again because he thought that meant "I look tight!" like tight = cool and then my mom was laughing so hard and had to sit us down and tell us we couldnt just say that because titty meant boob

Malena Hansen

The boy will smith gonna comet

I brought up how you guys have exclusively talk about the perverse family in the podcast at work and warned everyone not to look it up. They didn’t listen. I’ve traumatized my boss and co workers thanks to you two.

Jacob Stengel

Oh my god, morbid quotes from little kids: when I was a baby, my older sister had an imaginary friend called "My Girl." One time, my family was in the car, and I was crying. So, my sister says "Mom, My Girl says we should throw the baby out the window." After a moment of silence my mother responded with "well, you can tell My Girl to shut the hell up."

Tmg.com/noelhat

Aleem Abdulla

Cody watched all 4 seasons of perverse family. (Source: I'm his fbi agent)

Aleem Abdulla

Holy shit I listen to this to laugh, not get a left leaning ideology from Noel

Keaton schneider

Yeah .. he been falling off a bit by catering to the whole edgelord /nihilistic content lately

Juan Meza

Succession spoliers end at 1:05

Danielle Vander Weel

when i was 5 or 6 i really wanted a cat, except my mom was allergic. I said to her "me & dad are going to get a cat when you're dead."

roman roy would definitely say that perverse family is mid

countercomics

yo in the future for spoilers, could you guys include a time-stamp to skip to

Surya Nareshan

LETS GOOOO THE RACIST HOUR IS BACK

Miles Keaton

*Gary vee voice* “now imagine your family member getting sent flying into the sky by a Tesla”

Stevie Fuentes

I'm not gonna lie, I've been a little late to watching these last two episodes specifically bc of the perverse family

Nick Stacey

perverse family is the worst thing that could've happened to this podcast 😂 I'm never going to be able to escape it.

Sadie Klassen

"wow, that's crazy. Jamie could you pull up the video of the tesla hitting the camel?"

Alex Madore

me talking about my baby sister: « mom, can we cut her up and put the pieces back in your belly? »

Alphonsine

🎵have you ever seen a Tesla hit a camel? It’s so frickin good! Have you ever seen a Tesla hit a camel? If you haven’t then I think you should!🎵

Kyler

When I was 6 I got a frozen pea stuck up my little brother's nostril because I just wanted to see if it fitted, he had to go to the hospital to get it removed.

XGM

My parents brought my brand new brother home when I was two and a half/ three and after a half hour I asked my mom “Whens hims going back to hims mom?” I was over that bitch.

Megan Lynn

noel been talking about blowing up cars a lil too much FBI on your head

My grandma got a dog around the time I was born and as soon as I could talk I always asked her if I could kick him. Idk why, I loved that dog. In winter when my grandma would take my bob sledging I asked her to take the hair clips out of my hair cause they hurt me when I fell on my head.

Tereza

Oh hell yeah, that’s 2 of my 8 hour shift!

Maister

For Noel and any Fast & Furious fans, this video essay just. Changed. The. Game. https://youtu.be/l2PqynUel2E "2 Bi 2 Furious" by Ben from Canada Seriously funny video, highly recommend

Marijn F.

I was eating while cody was talking about the perverse family scene where the mom drinks the cum and it made me gag and I'm like actually pissed

mia

Also whoever the fuck just quietly went “gross...” in the background when Cody and Noel started the puking sounds had me crying laughing

Ian Reilly

That puking after sex thing has to just be a cover up for all the weird STDs the dude got during his rampage

Ian Reilly

Pickle Mac has me dead 💀

VK

https://twitter.com/btrmilier/status/1466647993071722496?s=21 evil mr beast drawing @tmg

Anya

When i was a kid i chased my sister around with a knife because she kept turning off my xbox.

Steven Goc

glad we got the bi-monthly software engineer bit

BigJoe

Mr. Beast’s hog should be the pig from the Nicolas Cage truffle movie

Ryan Baran-Maguire

I’m high, smacking these chips tf down. Next thing you know perverse family strikes again

JoseJulian

I called my mom a bitch when I was 3 and she asked me who I was talking to and I said the wall Still use that excuse when I call her a bitch now

madeline columna

When I was a 3 and my brother and sister were 6 months old, I put two dolls in the oven and my mom asked why I did that. I told her that the dolls were my siblings then asked if I could do that to them for real

Adam CW

felt good to hear the most racist podcast in the world bit again. first time in a while

cameron webb

As a kid I said this to some girl in my class "you're going to be a great ex wife one day"

ZackSinatra

noel said dont shame us for not being as desensitized as you when thats all he does on his youtube channel

William Archer

I haven’t laughed so fucking hard at a bit that I did about the camel detection.

Collin sikes

now noel is uncle noel all the time

Peter Ingram

Can you guys start putting videos you cant show on youtube in the Patreon version

Jensen Custis

the camel getting hit by the car bit is very reminiscent of 'jamie can you pull up the video of that dear getting hit by that car' in the intro lmao

Ether_XXI

Thank you, yes this is my time to shine

Kieran Luke

I want vomit soup from dadda!

9se.se9

is that not like saying when you get a new gun "let me try this out first" ... "kills pretty well!"

Olivia Wall

u got issues bro

adriana

when i was younger and my little sister was born i would pour apple juice down her forehead cause i liked to see the drops roll down

adriana

I closed the browser for a while and when I opened it again Cody’s moaning at the very end played SO LOUD :( .. my heart

Nay

how are you gonna talk about succession and not talk about tomgreg im going insane

Kitty

You’ve taken the leap. Now all you have to do is… what am I sayin, that shit’s REAL. IT’S REAL!!! (If Jesus did nose beers with Joseph during the last supper, it would not be worse than that nasty situation of content they call, perverse family) I watched them eat things out of..AAHH! MOM HELP!! 😩😫😭

9se.se9

I searched up the perverse family i feel legit ill now I shoulda minded myself 🤢🤒

Madi Diffenderfer

looked up the camel video and can’t stop laughing, but it’s not funny. it is in fact my family’s new favorite video

Jasmine Smith

Hey Noel that hat is dope as fuck, where can I buy that?

DuranHOF21

As someone with a vomit phobia, having sex with Will Smith would truly be my nightmare

how did they not name this something to do with mr beast lmao the first 30 min is just mr beast

brooke

why the default profile pics like yikyak

Finley Teggart

Noel said don’t watch it. You’re the one who takes orders from him? I’m not. I watched it. Why not you?

9se.se9

One time I Shawn Michaels kicked my brother in the head to help myself understand why they say don’t try this at home! 😄

9se.se9

Ngl after 3 episodes talking about perverse family I’m really tempted to watch it but I know it’ll ruin me

I was an absolutely horrible kid so here’s a list: - stabbed my brother in the leg with a pen b/c he hid the living room remote from me - called the cops on my mom b/c she told me to get off of the computer & go to bed - slammed my mom’s hand in the desk drawer b/c she ordered mushrooms on the pizza. I don’t like mushrooms - gave my brother a black eye hitting him with the seatbelt buckle b/c he sat on the right side of the car & that’s where I wanted to sit - threw a cleat at my brother & hit him in the head just for funsies - gave my brother a scar on his face so I could use my new hello kitty bandaids on him There’s more but I think that’s enough for now.

The funniest part of this was Noel offhandedly saying that a camel only weighs 150 pounds

Rachel

Exit vehicle in the middle of stuck traffic, walk up like 5, 6 cars to the rookie that’s listening to the podcast with the volume too loud. Then sitting in the passenger seat of that vehicle, leaving yours. Ride off into the sunset. Both facial expressions, nothing. By the time the bonus ends, both have arrived at the perverse family house. Close the vehicle doors and walk towards the house, as the camera pans up towards the sky. Music like the ending of the last episode of Tom and jerry, playing in the background. Roll credits.😌

9se.se9

Sort of getting a nauseous, Will Smith reaction to the recent episodes - not because I’m listening too much. Because they won’t stop talking about Perv Family.

Ryan Duthie

Can’t believe Noel said he hates green bean casserole…smh

i love when yall are in a kooky mood

Hayley Morris

"can i crush her?" im fucking crying

Kitty

We need to open up the 11 club in decentraland

Filth me

Mummy I want diarrhoea cup. Warm.

Uh huh

Alex Starich

first!

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