Ep 211 - Offending Megan Thee Stallion

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Maurice Boskaljon

i’ve never wanted to be a microphone more in my life than now

Abby White

What?? Flatbread is (some kind of) version of a thin crust pizza. What do NJ and NYC people have to do with flatbread, lmfao

Katie D

i can't believe i decided to watch this episode at the gym

Victoria Freire

I’ve only ever seen my dad kill lobsters by ripping their tails off. We would get off the boat after catching them and he’d rip the tails off at the dock and throw the body in the water for it to slowly die...the sound haunts me to this day

Alexandra May

This one actually did Ruin my Saturday wtf are these disgusting sounds

Dawson Owens

MILK ME

Ur James

Is anyone else having issues playing older videos (ie just a few weeks back) on iOS app? I can’t get any of them to play.

Lars

Amazed nobody mentioned Mr Bones' Wild Ride

Samuel Phillis

the ad for the trillionaire mindset podcast at the end is fucking golden.

carlos

Because it is 😂

Dmitri Meyer

why is no one talking about MILK ME MAN it had me crying laughing

Emma Tuckwell

this harrassing people trying to take a shit will never not be immature and stupid.

Robby Gibb

$POLC Polkacity is where it’s at #defi #metaverse #crypto

Robert

Thanks James

Robert

i bet you wanna suck codys shit out of his asshole like a baby koala

Cameron Williams

cody loves to hate trump, fuckin libtard

Robby Gibb

the asmr made me genuinely throw up

vanessa

what was it about rollercoaster tycoon that made every child turn into jigsaw

Kimber

“Milk me” in that context means like “beat me off”

Will

yes

Megan Ehlen

Somebody should go through all the episodes and count how many times Noel says “arbitrary” arbitrarily

Matt

Hey Cody (and TMG people), if you ever over-smoke a brisket. The best fix is to treat it like a braising meat. Look up a braised short rib recipe and treat the brisket like short rib. Essentially dice up the brisket into 8 OZ to 1 LB portions and add to a stock in an oven safe pot with a lid; diced carrots, celery, onions, garlic, broth and red wine. Make sure the stock liquid level is just covering the diced brisket and braise that boeuf in your oven for 3 hours+. That brisket will be tasty tasty stuff. Great served on pasta, in a breakfast hash or with buttery mashed potatoes. I hope this helps. All the beef!

James Clark

I was listening to audio while pooping when Cody asked and it was terribly jarring

Matt

the asmr absolutely ruined my saturday thank you lol

Kariana

Ruined my Saturday

Edwin Finsterbusch

Asmr eposide idea: pov: (casual school bathroom ambiance light buzzing and kids playing outside type shit) you are casualy dropping an extra stinky make the air show up on the pH scale type shit. You hear the door slam open and you hear 2 people walk in. You hear them pause. They whisper to each other. Cody: *softly* are you pooping. Noel :*seductivly* man, that's a real stinker. You guys take it from there.

Filth me

Im upset that I watched this with headphones for obvious reasons but im happy I wasn’t in the car when it watched it because it made my entire body cringe

ENT

suggestion for the ears: if the viewer IS the ears, then shouldn't the ears be turned around to face the wall. the viewers are looking at cody and noel, not the camera, so when you move towards the back of the ears (towards the back wall) theres a little disconnect because we see you go forward from our perspective but we hear you go towards the back in our ears. so maybe turn the ears around and switch the input or output or whatever so cody and noel are still on the correct side. it's not a big deal, just something i noticed

Aidan Shoey

I haven’t died laughing this hard since the sexual court case episode

Hunter S

I wanted the pufferfish noise in the binaural microphone so badly.

KDawg

the bathroom bit had me fucking crying lmao

astrid

Noel. Flatbread is NOT pizza! You just enraged all of us nj and nyc people!!!!! We do not want to cancel you but this is a warning!!!!

wren

Holy shit, idk about LA but 150 for brisket is probably 3x more than I ever paid. You should hit up Costco if you have the access. But I think the most LA thing is looking at a Traeger Tito video for the tutorial lol Malcolm Reed with the HowtoBBQRight YT channel has never led me wrong. I followed his brisket tutorial like all the rest, this man is like family to me at this point. Came out amazing no problem. And buy a wireless probe thermometer for your meat.

Michael Santos

We need a TMG Cologne

Phresh

Honestly brisket is a temp based meat not time based But also the quality of meat will greatly impact the quality of the end result Pull out at 205° - 210° then rest in a cooler wrapped for at least an hour longer preferably but an hour will work if you want to eat right away. I recommend buying some wagyu beef tallow and wrapping the brisket at 160° internal covering it in beef tallow then throwing it back on the smoker

Dan Favia

As someone who is deaf in one ear the first 7 minutes was not a fun experience 😂😂

Kasey💖

Ps I refuse to let people believe this is Travis, this is his fiancé Marisol speaking but I’m the only one who’s actually active 😑

Travis Gygli

You guys should film a video with that mic of a reaction to an “asmr im your boyfriend” video and only do Asmr

Travis Gygli

not me trying to listen to y’all out loud at work, never again

Anna

im over here in my cubicle dying ily guys so much

Arielle Barrios

the only thing funnier than that first 7 minutes is the absolute rage it sparked in the comments lol

Johnny

This was a fire episode, tbh, even better than the bonus episode the week 👌🏻

Neil Nattrass

I shat myself from the cringe my body was just not reacting well with that intro omg

J Gomez

From what I understand is Faze has never made a profit, so it really is a wild billion evaluation.

Natdog99

no u fucking idiot. the hoodie is sick.

Jake Partain

Laughing hysterically walking across my campus thanks y’all

Jason Soderlin

Noel: Is your Saturday ruined Everyone who uses the podcast as background noises for sleep: 😏

Samantha

is Noel reading How to Change Your Mind??? or This is Your Mind on Plants? bc How to Change Your Mind CHANGED my life it’s one of the best books i’ve ever read. but if it’s the other one i wanna know if it’s good 👀

Jessi Quinn Alperin

cody listens to oneohtrix???

Preston

cody get one of those leave in thermometers, its like a probe, and then a wire to the display which u can leave outside the smoker/oven/grill, and itll alert once u hit a desired temp

brian nguyen

LOL noooooooooo!! The sounds they usually make never bothered me but this ASMR shit is too much. Ik everyone skipped 7 minutes on this one

Ricky Bobby

that mic needs to disappear IMMEDIATELY i thought my airpods weren’t working

Lauren Smith

Thanks guys ruined not only my Saturday but also my awesome some shirt

Isaac

That was the worst opening ever but still hilarious

Jake Pagliaro

I'm fucking crying at noel falling over trying to lock the door. Been a minute since I laughed this hard

Andrew Gillies

This opening almost made me rethink my Patreon subscription.

Isaac Franks

I saw that Carrot Top dude on Sixth Street Saturday night drunk as hell 😂

Mason Day

Ya’ll killed me last night. I paused the pod at one point for a while and got stoned off thc diamonds causing me to to complete this episode at 2am even though I’m up since 5am today for work. I won’t be able to use the stalls today! Fml

9se.se9

It took me MONTHS to get caught up on this podcast because I didn’t listen for like 2 months straight, I’m finally caught up and the first timely relevant episode I listen to is the ASMR one. Makes sense

Lizzie Volante

i actually laughed so much at the asmr, but i'm still starting a petition to take that fucking double ear away from them

Quincy

I bought $1,000 worth of party city stock. I was not influenced in any way by this podcast to do this.

Adam Roberts

I can handle the hot diarrhea talk but clawing at my eardrums at 8am is so out of pocket

Tabitha Dean

Fuck it Friday time for double mic asmr

Dustin Pendell

why do you guys think having a whole bit about things your viewers constantly complain about is funny ?

Juul Torres

This was the most uncalled for episode

John Mendez

Deez

g.dont

Yall can go straight to hell. I had just started eating lunch.

Crocus

bro at the race shit himself after noel scared him 😭😂

Dylan

I whipped my headphones out of my ears at the beginning and one of them went down the drain. I can't believe I pay for this shit. Edit: gonna have to hit up ben and see if he can hook me up

Emelie G

The beginning of this pod was not it

Conor

Haven’t heard that camel joke in a long time

Dougie

When Noel brought up the thing about Checo Perez I was screaming laughing

Finnigan Winder-Haron

again

Alex Hately

goddam didn't expect to cum whilst watching tmg

Alex Hately

Cody - here's Faze's investor pres in case you haven't seen it (not that it will help you rationalize the valuation unless you maybe believe projections on p22 lol): https://fazeweb-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/press-release/investor-presentation.pdf

Green Leaf

Bruh I had to skip pretty much that whole first section, was not trying hear none of that shit😂

Richmond Hill

BRUTAL through headphones omg. I had both AirPods in setting up my displays at work and almost cried

not Jim’s mom

Bruh I put pith air pods in and I feel violated

Dillon

“He's built like a brick shithouse how's he gone down like that?” - Rob Holding

Hedon

Put the “milk me” on the soundboard

Graydon Findlay

You should be on the pod😂😂😂

9se.se9

It’s not unrealistic anymore to think about the near future, having a device that you can step onto/into. That scans your body shape to the exact (in a sim like form) in which you can try on clothes. Long story short, “Crypto/Bitcoin/Ethereum”.

9se.se9

Lol…

Jadon Magee

imagine listening to this episode in mono

Liam Butler

In unrelated ear tongue fucking AMSR, can you please discuss Zola (the movie based on the Twitter thread)? Thank you very much

Katie D

I was eating Mac and cheese at the beginning and now I can never eat Mac and cheese again 😀

julie hauke

Fucking regretting having a room with surround sound

Aidan Purugganan

this was an all timer

Jack Diaz Doherty

i had my earbuds in for the first time while watching this & i had to pause, walk away from my phone for a minute & really reevaluate my life choices

Rayne Acevedo

Noel, the more time u spend in Austin the more "keep Austin weird" will make sense I'm 21 and have lived in Austin my whole life and honestly as the city became more popular, the less weird it got. Dt used to be a hub for cool quirky people and businesses, the change was very noticeable going from the suburbs to dt

Kayla Husband

dude my app suddenly closed as soon as u guys started the asmr idk if i wanna continue watching anymore

melanie

Of course the one episode I don’t have headphones

Evan Corrigan

thank fucking god i skipped listening to this episode in my earbuds i would have lost it in the start

Anakin

The asmr ruined my thursday evening. Thanks guys now i have to go to bed slightly annoyed. I have work tomorrow

Cole Walker

Currently fucking DYING listing to The ASMR setup

Crispy

2:05 got me low key torqued tf

Joey

what the FUCK

Miles Keaton

Jesus Christ.

Katie D

this is the funniest ep omfg the stories noel had killed me

morg.n

Jesus (in the new movie coming out in 2022 directed by Mel Gibson) CHRIST! I can’t do this shit! Asmr got me dead. Ima just go to bed. GOOD NIGHT damn!

9se.se9

I am way too high to listen to this what is going on

Ollie

Jesus Christ wtf kind of asmr? I ruined it tho. I didn’t have my headphones on so now I’m at the beginning of the pod. I heard the first fart through my sound bar and paused it.

9se.se9

I literally screamed

Erin

Luckily I wasn’t driving, but if I was I would’ve floored it into a tree after the first 5 seconds

Ian Gordon

Cody cutting into his burnt ass brisket just reminds me of the scene from Christmas Vacation when they cut into that dry ass turkey

Christian Jordan

Best show to listen too whilst mowin laws. Especially when there are noise coming from different directions

Only Four Strokes 1776

he needs to issue an apology for that

Ale

as a Longhorn Noel saying Daniel Riccardo wore an A&M shirt is KILLING ME lmfao

Ale

Hearing Luke or anybody else laugh felt like I could hear them in the back of my skull or something

mark cruz

Holy shit, now they're actually two of my braincells talking to me

bill_butllicker

you guys should get a bee sound on yt and play it around the left and right channels

elijah wilson

HOLY SHIT ASMR JUMP SCARE

1XC

Yooo that would be dope! Cody & Noel if you're seeing this ...

Ahmed Gad

The rollercoaster tycoon bit reminded me of the first time I killed a Sim. Core memory of me crying and my dad restarting the game and showing me if you didn’t save they didn’t actually die 😂

Megan Lynn

I’m scared

Bernie Miall

Fuck off

Bernie Miall

Thanks I hate it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Erica pierce

That opening with my surround headset compromised any semblance of integrity to my body and soul. I am now promised an eternity of perdition. Thanks bois.

FullChicken

Please please please make a TMG sleep story. I've been stuck with the YouTube Calm stories narrated by Matty McConaughey and Harry Styles for months and it's just not doing it for me anymore.

Moni

definitely need updates on the brisket

Renz Johnson

absolutely loved starting this eating dinner

Jacqueline Gormley

All that money to not make an asmr fish noise

Maxwell Dahl-Sam

Hear me out, Truth users called truthers????

AJ Torres

Nole ruined my Saturday by confusing Danny’s UT jersey with A&M

Erin

thats it im never eating while watching the pod again

Braylon

That Trillionaire Mindset ad was top notch y'all

René Marie

lets gooooo martin brundle appreciation

Shafin Kamal

Epic Trillionaire mindset ad

Evan Crooks

I am SO glad I wasn’t wearing headphones

April

Alternate title: two small-meated boys greet you into their spaceship ASMR

Michael Moreno

My brother and I used to make a day out of killing people in Roller Coaster Tycoon and laughing our asses off, so my mom banned us from the computer in fear that we’d turn into psychopaths

Isabel Amanda

Noel gunnin’ for that Red Bull sponsorship lol

Bird Dog Smith

And noise canceling

Paige

I had to put both AirPods in for this episode

Paige

noel saying does this ruin your saturday like it wasn't posted on a thursday

Lucy

nvm nole crunching made it better

pengeg

i fucking hate you guys for the opening holy shit this sucks

pengeg

The number of chills I got in the first 5 mins of this video shouldn't be allowed.

Dane

BROTHER, gotta go full Karen mode on this one; Misophonia is a legit thing, what in the fuck is that beginning. You gotta be yankin my dick off

Mariozelda55

I literally just got the notification as I walked into the gym and got excited. And I get this bullshit

startnine

when noel said “como te llamas” i realized just how down bad i am

Jess

Already puking over the sounds in the ears

Gets invited by red Bull: “I want to be Lewis”

molly brunton

I'm crying holy shit the asmr

Benjamin

Meg next to Cody is like Shaq standing next to Kevin Hart

Nate Durr

2 mins in and i regret eating to this

nutgoblin

Three times in a row? Lol

Santiago Garcia

yess just when my dinner is done

nutgoblin

aeugh (pufferfish sound)

Kitty