Ep 210 - We Beef with MGK

This brought back memories of when I worked in a grocery store in the seafood department and our owner had gotten basically a microwave to cook the lobsters quicker for the customers and thinking back of subjecting a live lobster to that and noises I’d hear, I feel the pain of ripping it in half. Lobsters got it rough man

Mike Parrillo

If you think the lobster is bad, if any of y’all order soft shell crab in a nice restaurant. They cut their faces off with either scissors or a knife, while it’s still alive, then they cook them. Pretty gnarly thing to witness

Matthew Cherry

Cody receiving the Fortnite hat is a Joker origin story 🤡

Ginger Deems

man Cody almost got him

Carson Bungay

Y'all really out here not cleaning y'all chicken?

ratboi.v1

Y’all don’t clean your chicken?! Cody I understand, but that shit hurt coming from Noel

Lauren M.

Highkey love Noel's sweatsuit and lowkey wanna know where it's from

NHT

I'm a crime scene investigator. There's literally nothing they could say that would gross me out at this point. You get used to the sight but you never get used to the smells.

Aced22

when noel was telling the grandma story i was like damn this is an ethnic grandma i fucking died when cody asked where she’s from

Gabby Burns

WHERE IS YOUR GRANDMA FROM NOEL

Lizzy A

It wasn’t cum it was ectoplasm from the ghosts. You got a free haunted house and bitched out

David Morton

A true Himbo moment

Sarah Anderson

LOL

Sarah Anderson

Noels MGK impression is spot on 🤣

Sarah Anderson

MAJOR callback to EP 93 with the animal abuse podcast bit

Michael Josten

Gross Gary V is soooo much better than demented Gary V 😂😂😂

Jonah Fefelov

Cody bro you either just throw them in the fridge to put them to sleep then boil them or cut vertically down their head you don’t pull them apart while alive lmfao

Speck

Bro. The quote you where trying to think of was from cars. “Speed, I am speed.” You said in the last one when you where trying to think of it, “Weed, I am weed.” You where thinking of cars, not good ole vinny boy

Ron

blending squid really a great image rn thank you

Aidan

i been eating oatmeal during these last episodes and i’m not sure how much longer i can do it

Aidan

Bro I mean if you don’t want the Balenciaga Fortnite hat you can send it to me I’ll wear it lol - or do a giveaway for the fans and you and Noel sign the back of it

Rachel Barrera

yo idk if yall were serious but how tf r u not gonna wash chicken before cooking and eating it, that's fuckin disgusting. Wash ur chicken.

Robby Gibb

I still think Noel was looking for “I am the law!” From Dredd

Daniel Rodriguez

When I was 15 for my quinciañera I helped my mom kill 15 live chickens gutted them and everything

Cristina

- let endangered specifies die in vain ✅ - have them suffer a long agonizing death ✅ - completely waste diver friend’s effort and gift ✅ CODY WE CANT KEEP DEFENDING YOU

TJ

In Australia we call them a She-Wee…

auvbm

Noel I wish you’d really go in on mgk, dude is such a clown and I know you know it. Fuck that guy hardcore fuck that guy

Kenny Mullaney

I wonder what MGK sounds like getting domed off.

Antipathi

Hand shakes so violent it would make Satan clutch his rosary

Josh D

One of my favorite episodes in a while!

Noah Crowe

The chairs are gonna have them looking like Doc Ock soon

Brendan Hensley

i thought noel’s track suit was some new merch and i was ready to get my credit card out

fake hedge fund

Such a good episode

Kushal

Cody: “I think they’re an endangered species” Also Cody: “yeah I just left them in a dumpster” Honestly really fucked up whether they were endangered or not. No regard for life. But also still kinda funny.

Tucker Mathews

That fuckin lobster bit got me 😂😂😂

Josh

One time I was on vacation in Vietnam. My grand uncle had gotten live chickens from the market and was prepping them for dinner. I walked into the kitchen to see him holding it down along with a cleaver in the other hand. He asked if I wanted to help him cook. Right as I said no, he said, “watch this” and beheaded that shit. I was like 10 lol

Phi Tran

mgk and Megan fox are just a celebrity version of the you couple

EdwinTaylor

It’s Halloween guys his name is Scary V

Nick Neumeier

the almanac is sending me holy shit

wren

cody dear god that is not how you kill a lobster

Lucy

the gnocchi joke fucking got me good

carlos

One of my all time favorite episodes, hilarious stuff boys.

Aaron Cooperman

Does the intro sequence ruin anyone else’s saturdays too?

Tyler

They seriously ignored the actual answer smh

Joey

When I was in elementary school I would spend my summers in Mexico visiting my family. When I was in third or fourth grade my cousin was graduating from sixth grade so my grandparents were going to throw her this huge party with all sorts of homemade food. I witnessed my grandma behead 5 chickens with no mercy and watched my grandpa kill a pig in the same day. I stayed away from eating meat for awhile because that shit scarred me

Consuelo Ramirez

apparently catching a lobster requires a tickle stick

Jack Berrey

i witnessed my grandpa in mexico kill the pig we were going to make into carnitas when my cousin graduated from sixth grade. it changed me

Consuelo Ramirez

Their chairs are turning into the one from the even stevens movie

Bailey Saul

"I am speed" from cars

Lance Skinner

i never get affected when they talk about diarrhea or puking or cysts popping in your mouth but when Cody went into detail about how the lobster screamed when he killed it i actually felt mentally unwell i can’t believe that was my limit

Samantha

LOL bro the lobster bit took me outtttttt! When they gave it grown screams I was literally crying 😭😭😂

Ricky Bobby

I think all Asian kill chickens that way for their New Years celebration

AhoSensei

Banger of an episode

Sam

banger episode boys, good work

Surya Nareshan

“I grew up around people who wash chicken” Noel confirmed white

Sloan Steady

til the rinsing causes salmonella to spread all over your sink area. absolutely notttt

Lauren P

"I don't pee, I piss" Sigma male energy from Noel

goobysmell

Sorry that bit about the chicken triggered major flashbacks

Robert Russell

Ok so when I was a kid we had free range chickens and they pretty much multiplied and ran around everywhere and most of them were super chill but there where these two bantam (super small and runty) roosters that would hang out on this planter thing, at eye level and like wait to fucking freak on you and peck and claw as you walked by. Like right at your face. Onetime I watched this thing start freaking out at my dad as he was walking by and without stopping he just kinda grabbed it by the neck and wrung it like a towel. Tossed it in the bushes and continued on to work. He like literally didn’t event look at it the whole time, just nah get fucked

Robert Russell

Fucking great episode!

Lxssi

nah wash your chicken. when it's in the packaging it'll just be stewing in its own blood and whatnot. a little rinse wont hurt nobody.

Ale

Noelle (or his family) is from Puebla, Mexico or somewhere around there! I have two close friends who’s families still live there and are Farmer’s, and they talk about how their grandma/mom would kill chickens by breaking their necks. 👁👁

Elijah Broschart

i wish i was great at giving head :/

William Jones

I hope Megan Fox’s hidden talent is magic or like speaking fluent Korean but in reality she’s probably just like “I’m great at giving head.”

Angela Freeman

What the fuck Cody. You're supposed to stab the lobster in the head to kill it as quickly as possibly you monster.

Emelie G

Noel looks like about to sell me a heavily discounted vcr that “fell off the back of a truck”

Henri

Cody embracing Wayne’s world vibes, here for it

Patrick Marks

That MGK and Megan fox video would have been a great that’s cringe

Jonas Brix

Cant wait to head to the bonus to find out what language Cody watched Succession in

Feargal O'Reilly

Noel and Cody are basically like Thanos finally placing the last infinity stone into the anti-vegan gauntlet and just fucking their entire shit up

amt y0

Ain’t no way boi, Noel’s story about his great grandma beheading a chicken opened up my own memory of witnessing the same shit during fiesta preparations

Robert Dean

Noel gotta be filipino, in the Philippines they b beheading chickens like it’s a game ☠️☠️

Paolo Suan

Hold on wtf u mean u arent supposed to wash chicken... but also noel saying he grew up around people washing chicken -- you're Filipino aren't you

dyl

You’re a complete dog for that gnocchi cyst joke literally about to arrive at a friends place for dinner where we are having gnocchi for dinner thanks x

Dylan Mcfadzean

Noel has been in top comedy shape these last few episodes

Omar the Auteur

I cant wait for these comments to make cody to feel even worse about the lobster thing omg i feel awful for laughing 🤣

basil

this episode is not vegetarian friendly

Hayley Morris

I’m not high enough but, I’m tired enough to say, GOODNIGHT HOUUUSSTONN

9se.se9

ngl the Fortnite dad hat looks kinda hard on Cody. idk if that's a compliment or not but there you go.

Serena

All the animal abuse talk reminded me of when swaggersouls brutaly curb stomped carp

Ian Gordon

The energy in this episode is off the charts! From the tartar, murderous talk, and the brain smoothing ending! * chef’s kiss 💋

Trevin

This is one of the funniest episodes in a while, holy shit the squid bit had me crying

Joshua Judson

cody throwing lobster away hurt my soul

Thibault Tresca

Cody fliping out about the chicken when grandmas do that like nothing everyday on Mexico lmao

Castro Ramírez Joshua

Noel is desperately trying to keep that chain visible to the audience lmfao

Andrew Gillies

Y'alls beef is so fake you could call it a Slim Jim

Jack Fisk

wait why do i remember Cody talking about the sea of thieves joke before?

Castro Ramírez Joshua

that’s not how you kill a lobster Cody. Put a tip of the knife into its head and cut down with the tail facing away. It’s called “scrambling” will save you the heart ache next time.

Avery C

i’m still waiting to puke but I did cry laughing

nutgoblin

I almost puked

Valery mazzo

i’ve seen my uncle in mexico cut open an adult pig best alarm clock ever

Isaac

just finished making chowder during the gary v bit and then i couldn’t eat it thanks

Chloe Young

the absolute SEROTONIN i get when i hear that iconic intro

you guys should look up that chicken who lived without his head for a year. they feed him through his neck

Emily Sandel

You left that lobster to just die?! Savage. Way worse than just eating it lol. Fucking great episode though. Best one in a minute.

Trisha Miller

Cody killed those lobsters in perfect sausage party fashion

Michael Moreno

Noel got the prison fit on

kedrick buchanan

I’m dying about the story tho 😂😂😂

Chris G

Cody really did a Mortal Kombat finisher on an endangered lobster 💀💀💀

Ryan Duthie

you FUCKERS, i was eating gnocchi!

Liv Walpole

cody that is NOT the humane way to kill a lobster lmaooooo you’re supposed to make an incision in the head 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Tony May

Aren't you supposed to stab lobsters in the head or something to kill them lol?

2oV

WHY DONT THEY DO A REAL THATS CRINGE ON MGK AND MEAGAN FOX?!?

Lorenzo Almond

14:31 I missed out because I blocked them right after the last episode lol.

2oV

gary V slander >

Gianna Wedwaldt

they always make my friday better

pelachu

Holy shit that Fortnite hat is 375$ and it’s sold out.

Bglad09

Can’t get enough of these guys

Daleshka N Santana

early

Isaac Reitz

so early i cant even think of any good comments yet

Yolanda Calderon

early gang

Sullivan Burnside