Ep 209 - Megan Fox is Cringe

SAME LMAOOOOO

Camila C

I am the senate

Erika

The Megan MGK Instagram caption bit made me laugh so hard it just ended up as 100% wheezing

Marika

I AM QUEENS BLVD

Carlos Jiménez

This is super late, but I’m pretty sure Noel was talking about Karl Urban as Judge Dredd “I am the law”

Tomo Tisdale

52:09 y’all are gonna have to start thinking a little more critically, there is no “legitimate”, non exploitative way to make that much money, whether it’s normalized or not

Julia Meno

noel do a show in ny or i’ll burn my house down

alessia victoria

“gun fucking” I’m having war flashbacks to den of vipers

Ashley

"I am speed" Cars

Sam Brott

banging my head against the wall until u guys figure out what the quote is for the “i am”

Sonia

“I AM THE LAW”- COP IN GROWN UPS 2

Bailey Saul

“I AM THE DANGER” -Walter white

Sam

I am queens blvd

Ryan Sheridan

I am groot, vin diesel voices him

Conner

noel i think ur talking about the hulk “i’m always angry”

Rose Occhino

"I am Legend"???

Muhammad Afia

Jeff Bezos getting yoked is just the next step of his transition into Thanos. He'll turn Grimace purple by the end of 2021, and get all stones in 2022's Q1.

FullChicken

I am sparta!

Elizabeth Bulthuis

Megan fox is crazy. I feel like she’s the type that can make Dwayne the rock Johnson, squeal in horrendous night terrors, and have him rush for an organic smoothie.

9se.se9

Holy shit was not expecting a meals by cug reference lol

Colin Jebsen

Maybe Cody can use the money from my patreon subscription to buy himself some new socks that don’t have holes in them

James Koulianos

This might be top 5 episodes ever whole shit had me cryin 😂

Glockoma

megan and mgk remind me of the couple from the you. video

Aidan

i think y’all should clear your throats more into the mic

taychaddy

Nah it's 100% "I am the Law" from the original Judge Dredd.

Alexander Edwards

Bringing up the csgo skins gambling... Me and my friends used to trade csgo skins while in high school and that shit was so draining. During school I would check the value of my skins and those similarly priced to try and increase the value of your inventory and its always on your mind and making you worry you will lose money. Sometimes we would take random skins we owned and go to these gambling sites and sometimes get small wins but mainly getting wiped out. We were like 15 at the time and looking back now it was so easy to get into that side of the game.

Myles Louw

“You do a good blowfish noise” “I am blowfish noise”

Allison Sabbah

I am organic smooothies

Allison Sabbah

Megan fox and mgk are just the 'You' couple

BigBlackNick

these last few episodes have been so damn good megan fox bit was killing me “hot pocket explodes in the microwave”

straight up, i fuckin love when noel tells stories

benjamin whyte

Nobody else picking up on Mr McQueen's "I am speed"?

Cameron Bell

When Noel said Vin Diesel I thought he was thinking of Fast and Furious “he was in my face”, “I’m in your face” line

Ollie Colton

I am weed

andrea

can u pls explain why crypto is bad for the environment? I don’t get how it affects it at all lol

Emily Sandel

Breaking bad “I am the danger”

jalen croxen

is that a hole in cody's sock??

Donovan

Why does Noel always feel like dark humor isn’t the best humor need to let that out more

Hunter S

The Megan Fox bit is Demented Gary Vee in disguise lmao

Dylan Tuttle

watching noel’s first reaction to the megan fox ig caption killed me. this episode is S tier tbh

Kariana

cody get some new socks you bozo i can see your crusty ass foot

Jeremy Bolton

Bezos lookin like that photo of Putin on horseback

Zach Thornton

I think Noel's thinking about the rock in the fast and furious movie where he goes "I am the calvary"

Carlos Martinez

“Vin diesely guy” I AM GROOT

Kevin

he's gotta mean breaking bad - I AM THE DANGER

Cash McBride

mgk has a young daughter too someone really needs to check on those kids

dee

airbnb in newark ended up being a drug den (pics we’re definitely doctored) someone tried to break in so we escaped out the window. had to fight airbnb for WEEKS to get the money back since i couldn’t “physically prove the smell of weed and cocaine” like wtf yeah lemme go back with an airtight jar and ship it to ur HQ real quick. sorry about ur shitty homestead experience noel

lu

I am speed? From lightning McQueen

Blag Kick

"coor a cow" - Cody

Andrew Gillies

didn't know what to expect from the live show but wow i will attend the next one

Anna Puchalski

What we don't know is that Bezos secretly did a body transplant to get that yoked body

T Stats

Missed the moment house show and regret it so much

Bartek Tschirch

it’s been a year since noel and aleena got engaged?? congrats dude, time flies. ❤️

Rachel Mattson

That Megan fox bit fucking killed me. The last couple episodes have been FIRE 👌🏻

Neil Nattrass

Listening to this mgk bit in the gym is a bad idea. I’ll be back after I’m done, holy fuck hahahaha

Ryans Wood

I didn’t appreciate Cody’s first joke and I think he also figured out that he shouldn’t have said it

Wyatt Turner

I am groot

Lachlan Daniels

the intro is dope. they should never change it.

Nathan Punay

"Hey what's up guys welcome to the clearing our throats podcast"

Milkshake Takeout

I am Queens Blvd - entourage

Anonymous Bob

This reminds me of the last Air Bnb I rented. We rented out the upstairs attic. It looked super cool so we didn't think anything was weird. When we got there it didn't have a door to the attic.

Tyler Bowman

I am the liquor

Brendan Power

cody i happen to be on shrooms while noel is telling his horror story about joshua tree it is bad

William Archer

cody hitting the blowfish button by mistake and their reaction absolutely fucking sent me

Thibault Tresca

I am iron man

Rylee

I am Speed- lightning mcqueen

Elizabeth Grasso

hey, i like the podcast intro and all but can y'all make it shorter? please?

jesusips

your creepy laughter at the end made my dogs bark

Chien

"I am Queen's Boulevard" from Entourage

Punter forearm pulling through mid-wicket

“I am the sea” - Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean

Nicholas

from the live to the new episode then to the boner zoner love you guys

Elijah English

So much content for a Thursday, feeling blessed

Cyan Grattan

woot woot, moment house show to the new pod

Aj Knight

made it here to the after party

fake hedge fund

Just got back from the moment house show and it was the FUCKING BEST! Thanks boys!!

Alana Jones

done with moment house show, time for Patreon

may

“I am speed” - Lightning McQueen

John Harris

As a marine that’s stationed in 29 Palms I wish it was just a freeway

Collin sikes

noel i think u meant "I AM GROOT" lmao

astrid

malone brown

Michael Villarreal

I am Iron man? or I am inevitable? from endgame for I am Weed

Michael Fradley

made me think of "i am the danger" from breaking bad

john timothy

codys slides are sending me

Layla Thakkar

that was my thought! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uHaphRc8W8

Laura Veasey

I believe the quote noel is thinking of is “I AM THE LAW”

Christopher

Something insane happened to me today. I went out for a drive but, only because I needed to (hit that GAWDAMN dispenSARY) go to the store. I drove. I knew the thc oil I was dropping under my tongue (all MFKN damn day) was that “good supply”. STILL I RISE! I don’t like how I’m built to drive. I need a driver for the streets. And a racetrack for the speed.

9se.se9

I snorted water at “crippling meth addiction”

Aedan Mannion

I didn't buy a ticket to the moment house show bc I decided to buy into the patreon this week instead but im regretting not just getting both now fml </3 luv u Cody k and Noelle M ur both perfect never change!!!

Heidi Landon

"I am speed" from cars 1?

Bartek Tschirch

"Randy, I AM the liquor." - Sunnyvale Trailerpark Supervisor Jim Lahey

Evan Roberts

“I’m in your face”? I am weed?

Semen

I am the weed. A guy opens the door and gets smoked out and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks

Luke Ryba

@noel I’m pretty sure you stayed at the same place Tim Dillion bitched about on his pod.

M0str33t

first gang but also cody you reminded me to buy the ticket right before it started

tinymeatman

codys crocs going wayyyy too hard

Oslo

NOT, live right now Cody. P.S. you stink

Triqqa

Uwheagh

scissorface

false besties it’s in an hour

ammehell

Well well well if it isn't fish stick 1 and fish stick 2

scissorface

LETS FUCKING GO

Emma Haener

Saturday = ruined

Matt

Me when TMG drops: *fish sound*

M0str33t

fuck yeah

Kitty