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Ep 235 - Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's New Friends

“Cut his tongue out!!!”

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Slime

I’m on my period rn and I’m def very emotional but NOEL does not get to tell me I’m emotional 👹👹👹

Carmen Flores

Slightly offended by Noel dissing the boardwalf

Jacob Suarez

Was anyone else caught off guard by the fish 😂😂😂

Jacob Suarez

This intro bit was amazing dude is actually a good actor XD

Camila C

He rlly said mulch 💀💀💀 DAWG

Caileigh Cunningham

Kodak loves shittin lyrics

Zachary Wallis

Only watched the first 3 minutes of the episode but pretty sure I saw Cody making out with another dude at the DoLab this weekend

Luke Wathen

Period segment was funny feel like it's more patronising to suggest we can't make a joke about it :DD

Priya

cody laughs like he’s dickmatized by noel

Aley Potts

Have y’all seen the crucifixion re-enactments on tik tok where they straight up just fuck up the Jesus volunteer lmao

Jerry

Whos ur favorite female athlete ? "uhhh stacy keibler"

pargeeza

Everything about the period sunken place bit is so relatable. I feel seen

Jessie Tucker

the entire jack song was unlistenable. the producer did incredible with the sample, and jack phoned it in on the rapping lmao

Jasmine

Y’all don’t know anything about periods but I agree with Cody the semen line was bad….it felt like that song could’ve been a Drake song he just gave it to Jack as a gift

Gaby Lara

Ayo, as a woman, that period part was so fucking funny I was fucking dying 😂😂😂

AlainaHatsune

Noel, as a women who is a regular listener to the show I am not at all offended by your period comments. I laughed and think they’re very accurate. Also… semen is unlistenable I gotta side with Cody on this one. I don’t care if you’re Jack Harlow or not 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hannah

during a period ppl with vaginas have hormone levels that are the closed to penis wearers, compared to any other time of the month. idk if that helps

bigcactusenergy

fully agree with cody, could not listen to the semen line. also agree with noel, i do stage an exorcism whenever i get my period.

Olivia

i agree w cody that line give her that penis makes me feel so uncomfortable every time i hear that remix

Abigail Humphrys

When you guys were talking about Jack saying the sweet thing at a festival, it reminded me of when I was at a nightclub and Dababy was performing, he got all excited about a girl that was telling him she wanted to fuck him so he then proceeded to unzip his pants on stage saying “I’ll pull it out right here don’t tempt me.” All the guys in the crowd got silent and just started scrolling on their phones it was mad weird and I wish I could tell you I’m lying but I’m not

Thomas Forte

Noel was very on point with describing periods...

Netra6

that “what do you smell like?” question was at the last omaha show, you called on the girl behind me instead of me and she asked that 😭 i was pissed lol

Lily

i have a friend though who likes being on her period 🤷

Lisi Mar

nah i don't get the mood swings but I'm in crazy pain the first one to two days so it's definitely still not fun for me :/

Lisi Mar

Noel is 100% correct about periods and I am admittedly a Jack simp but I still agree with Cody, that line is a little too jarring to enjoy lmao

Sam Bridges

There’s a Mac miller song that Rick Ross was featured on where he says “ I’m the shit I’m constipated”. That’s a good one

In Oblivion

go make a diss dork bitch , haha

mailTARD

Unlistenable? What if it was your legal name?

Semen

When does Emil's OF come out

Jack Guymer

I didn’t even think twice about the semen line now I’m worried for myself

Ella

release the jada cut

Ryan Seager

looked the kodak line up on genius and the explanation just says "we can’t defend this one"

Robert Ford

My monthly respite to the sunken place was depicted correctly in this episode

Grace Spaulding

Kodak has one of the most unlistenable song-ruining lines on Drowning with A Boogie "Im the shit Im farting dont know how to potty"

Pinku Running Bearr

Pufferfish was absurd 😂😂

Jadon Magee

not even a bit offended. noel described perfectly how it feels to be a woman close to and during and after your period

Melissa

idk how they both didn’t burst out laughing during the horse bit 😂

Caleb Stopyro

Cody's jokes in the womens empowerment segment 💀💀💀

Feargal O'Reilly

As a trans guy the period but was 100% accurate

Mommy moss

i literally had a "wait whats up???" moment when i heard sweet semen, then laughed hysterically for the rest of the song

T

noel that ejaculate line was lowkey hard???

Arielle Barrios

the word semen IS unlistenable

Arielle Barrios

Should’ve just shown the horse a stegosaurus. Horses love stegosaurus!

Brendan Lamb

noel is right bc last week i was sobbing my eyes out because i missed my boyfriend while he was at work ._.

Arielle Barrios

Did anyone else notice the episodes aren’t on apple podcasts?

Jillian Eweka

Totally missed out on talking about Kanye's line on Donda 2. "You laid down I gave you this semen I swear I heard God the voice of Morgan Freeman"

Liam Dean

Can confirm everything you have said about periods is true 🥲

Tessa Belshaw

waiting all week for Noel to suck off the bay and cody fuck it up, you bee dick loser

Vaynemain

i love u both!!!! <333 loved all the jokes

md

Shouldn’t have started eating in the beginning of this

Mercy

Ben without glasses looks like the mf from the incredibles

Ryan Jalili

As a woman, the period jokes were hilarious, and accurate

Ellie Fisher

noel. as a woman. that first bit was hilarious.

Grace Mccann

i'm on my first day of my period as we speak and i vomited right when i woke up, have been nauseous all day, my back hurts my stomach hurts my vag hurts and truly if someone besides my roommate spoke to me rn i'd lose it. i want a milkshake and for my 10 headache to go away. noel, you're not far off

emily

^Please cover this Noel I know some intern is reading these Comments all I could think about when I read this was Noel doing a bit.

Elijah

How can I(27F) get my boyfriend(31M) of two years to stop digging his tunnel? https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/u3q7db/how_can_i27f_get_my_boyfriend31m_of_two_years_to/

Elijah

you can talk about period, go on educate the youth. some women turn to evil especially first 2-3 days because it's like being sick every month guaranteed - waking up sweating, headaches so strong you have to get pill every 6 hours when the effect is gone not to throw up the first days. lovely, never laugh on tv presenter funny video of woman throwing up anymore ..it's probably the reason. Like you want kill someone but you have to act normal and at the same time you want soft pretzel

Loweline

thanks, boys feeling like an empowered woman today! Super rad

Lauren Fitzgerald

Wow, thank you guys I'm feeling so empowered guys!

Lauren Fitzgerald

I agree about the jack Harlow song that line was it for me I haven't listened again lmaoooo

Brittany

Noel is 100% right about periods, every month during the Red Days a demon named Beelzebub overtakes my body and soul and I am merely a passenger in my own skin watching the horror unfold

francesca

as a girl and a jack fan i’m 100% with cody i was bopping having a good time then he ruined it with sweet sweet sweet semen

dee

Hey Jack, you late

Jay Mullings

I’m pretty sure I saw that Elon is actually not going to be on the board because at that point he would not be able to own more than a 15% stake and would also have to do what’s in the investors interest instead of the platform as a whole aside from profit

Garrett Zaporowski

Noelle shouting out Pacific Cookie Company 🙌🏻

Ellis Scherer

I feel for u love 💔💔💔 You don’t even got demons you got satan himself

Gia

I can confirm the efficacy of ripping live lobsters in half for gains. Been doing 200 reps daily for 6 months and am already a big hunk of a man. Did have a take out a crustacean loan I have no way to pay back so would appreciate a little help with that.

Will Scanlon

this opening is golden

Gabriel Davis

Took me out when you added that puffer fish over Cody's face @ 38:08

Sash Campbell

Listening to Jack Harlow doesnt do it for me anymore. I need him inside me. 💯

Juul Torres

when young thug said he just fucked a cup of water

Sama Salah

Yes.

Milky

You guys need to go back on Jacks discography, he been saying shit like that from the veeeeery beginning

Silas Miller

i'm more concerned for your respective fiances bc do y'all know how vagina's work

Amber Warnock

the sweet semen line made me feel funny in my pants

isabelle

as woman, Noel was right about everything until he compared us to spiders. fuck you for that

stephvc

I already fucked myself twice today tho, guess ill go subscribe to trillionaire mindset

Cris Power

Baby keem said “had to tell my grandma sit back, relax, and shit” in trademark USA😂😂😂

Bailey Osborne

I wouldn't say I get possessed on my period, it's such a non event for me, nothing changes. Except for once a year where I get debilitating paralyzed for a couple hours on Day 1. I've gotten stuck in some *fantastic* places 😮‍💨. Maybe its a year worth of demons possesing me all at once haha.

Slangarang

I offer myself as tribute to be sucked off by space. To save humanity.

Will Greiner

i seriously binged all of severance this weekend and noel couldnt keep up smh

Jay Bartoli

Periods mid tbh but PMS is when my soul is in the sunken place and I watch in abject horror as the beast within purposely tears all that I love to shreds and then cries about it. So ya pretty accurate

Daisukino

good territory

Hanna

Shout out to my ladies and uterus-individuals 🙌🏻 we were represented today

abby

We gotta start asking Cody and Noel for kisses when we meet them

Jordan Mathis

Worst part is my period never seems to stop. I'm always cramping, so I'm always pissed off 😆

abby

Passenger in our body! Yes!

abby

The way Noel described Aleena's PMS and periods like she was a werewolf transforming during a full moon ... accurate

abby

Fish noise edit was gold

Evan Crooks

Thanks to Noel i can now put exact words to what im feelin when im on my period

Gia

I just started my period before I watched this.

Haley

cody talking about how much he hates hearing the “sweet sweet sweet” part of jacks song and literally says it a million times 😭

Kara Birdwell

also confirming period alternate reality and semen is indeed unlistenable

Trinity

period alternate reality confirmed by person with vagina

Emily Pauly

favorite rapper poop line: "I'm shittin on the world like they gave me a moon suit and some prune juice"

Kevin Harrington

L take

Benjamin Welch

They said “eh jack u late” I told em I’m coming

owen simmons

Quit watching then lol.. don’t write a novel over jokes

Jesse Magee

noel's description of periods is absolutely accurate

Sara Knežević

Periods are pretty terrible but it's really a case-by-case thing. Some people have cramps that are literally debilitating and some people have no cramps at all. Some people bleed heavy, some bleed light (that's why there are different tampon, menstrual cup, and pad sizes). Like penises, vaginas come in all shapes and sizes (a dude who fucks a lot would know lol!) Hormonal changes are just the same. In regards to Noel's viewpoints being "sexist" well...he's said worse and It's not like he's completely wrong! (Edit: should probably clarify that I didn't find Noel's jokes misogynistic in this ep but the rest of their discussion did compel me to think of the times his jokes HAVE been ignorantly misogynistic.) As much as I respect Noel's brand of comedy and agree with most of his opinions, I think he treats the archaric Nagging Wife/Dumb Husband sitcom trope like it's an empirical truth sometimes. Like he's still stuck on 90s stand-up comedy mode when it comes to women. Like he got to know a couple of women and decided "they must all be like that." But he acts the same way about other things he doesn't understand, too, so I don't really view it as blatant misogyny, just ignorance. I'd rather listen to him make broad sterotypical statements about women than pretend like we're perfect beings/victims that he needs to put on pedestal and protect. The only thing worse than a man who treats women like goddesses is a man who treats them like property. (Edit: theyre both dehumanzing anyway.) At least Noel is neither. At least he admits his ignorance but doesn't start whipping himself for daring to speak his ignorance. (Edit: and this is way more humanizing because he's not treating women like they're immune to critcism. We're not angels, we're people.) Is the bar really that low? For a cis-hetero man who talks about MMA and F1 the same way women "tell stories by going on seemingly unrelated tangents" and who doesn't see the irony? Yes, yes it is. I respect the hell outta you, Noel. I really do. And I think you're funny and talented as hell, even with the lightly misogynistic humor. And I also think you're smart and make great observations (dont try to self-depreciate as a defense. If someone is too stubborn to learn new things that's not a lack of intelligence, that's cowardice.) And I think these complex nuances can't and shouldn't really be covered on a comedy podcast by two cis-men lmao! Just try not to see the world in such a black-and-white, us-vs-them type of way, is all. It'd make for a pretty interesting "Cody and Noel do..." to see you guys take a class about menstruation. If you wanna learn about some really fucked up Kid Cudi shit, y'all should research female circumcisions. I shut my legs tight whenever I even think about it. Edit: oh shit I'm so sorry, Noel! I guess I was just hysterically on my period and had no control over my angry, irrational emotions! That's why I was soooo mad at you!! I hope I didn't hurt your delicate feelings with all this blatant hatred!!! I know you of all people can't understand criticism so you need to be protected and coddled away from all your haters! Guess all these wild emotions just made me see red but don't worry I sucked up all my period blood with my fourth hole and told my uterus to just "chill out and take a joke" and "don't think criticality of anything, especially comedy" and everything is all better now! When period happen my brain go big dumb. 😭😂😭😂 (BTW, to avoid confusion for anyone just reading all this, people are calling me Mel in the replies because my username used to be Mel.)

Moe

damn this was a great episode

robert rodriguez

Semen is a non-listenable word. I only know who that Jack guy is because of this podcast. But I'm 31 and a janitor and so I don't have to care about trends anymore so his song probably isnt for me either. It's very freeing!

Moe

Why is nobody talking about the lobsters bit

Brendan Nicholls

Ripped Cody got me feelin gay. No homo

Will

Damn that’s so cool! They got the guys who hosted the love island episodes on the pod!

Jeremiah Gerlach

The word cock is just fowl to me 🤮

Armando Guerra

My girl and I been waiting all week to see what y’all said about severance. DAMNIT NOEL.

Nathaniel Dickerson

The pufferfish edit TOOK ME OUT

Jala Cooke

i also think you guys need to watch teeth the movie. Its pretty hilarious

Kyle

Buff Cody and Noel riffle tower 🤤

Spok69

Bruh these cold opens are killing me, can't wait to see buff noel and cody in the cold open next week lmao

Dyson Buckingham

i just enjoy jacks smooth talk, i’m gonna be honest that line didn’t phase me at first 😩😭 i went back and listened again and i was like, man he can really say whatever tf he wants and i really just am viben

Grac

Man, I was hoping they would talk more about Santa Cruz, Fucken Cody Fucking up the Vibes again. He should let Noel talk about Santa Cruz and San Jose for 5 min uninterrupted

Vaynemain

Jack Harlow can use the word discharge and we wouldn’t care

Kiersten Popodi

The guy at the beginning sounded like Jake Paul

Allison Kirby

They literally have the best cookies in Santa Cruz I should know I’m from San Jose and love Santa Cruz so I feel happy asf listening to this episode

Mylie Shoemaker

Did you go to the Santa Cruz pacific cookie company

Mylie Shoemaker

I think Cody asking abt the period hole was more off putting than Jack’s semen line

Aali Dez

THIS

Ethan Lazenby

No but I’m a feral little demon on my period

Jessica Schalow

these cold opens are incredible lmfao

Ben Bloor

*SPOILER* Severance is fucking crazy brooooo, they are definitely data managing the memories of the severed employees

Kushal

April 13th 2022. Journal log #5383883637 Noel is starting to see how many hot takes he can make in a month

Charlie ZurHorst

DUDE please get both jacked dudes next week

pmplays 1089

You guys should have Spock and Cash on the podcast

SpoonKeys

day one patreon and I'm still stoked every time the new pods hit my inbox

Thibault Tresca

the awkwardness of Noel after the cut from will killed me lmao

Choncheesy

that s*men line is FOUL and that's coming from a girl that would absolutely swallow jack's nut 🥴

Caroline

Nah I’m straight and I don’t get the hype either. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ines

being on your period is just losing your mind for a week. that bit was hilarious

Amelia .Koncki

wait just double checked that line it says thumb. it says “put my thumb in her butt”. not as good but still off putting

Joey Russo

I swear I've heard noel's story about his hot guy friends

Luke

I find everything about Jack Harlow cringe but maybe that’s bc I’m not straight. Idk it’s just the white fuckboy stuff x1000

Skyler Peterson

Becoming a passenger in my own body during my period is a scarily accurate description

Abby

Bro that beginning bit is pretty cringe

Kyle Ryder

Noel hyping up my hometown in Santa Cruz brings my joy. Pacific Cookie co. is the bomb too downtown.

Josiah Martin

When I show up to the club, ladies scream Hey Jack you lit! Better close your eyes when I come just like ejaculate

Belks Cider

I actually exclusively listen to songs that say "semen."

Will Parks

there’s one lil skies line in Dirty Dirty where he’s like “i put my cum in her butt” and it gets me every fucking time

Joey Russo

this maintenance on the ship thing is 100% setup for a cold open a year from now

Biomart

That opening had me dying!

Tek Cunt

These intros have been amazing

Brandon

Would love to know where Aleena got her period table. Was it customized? Mine was crazy expensive and didn’t even come with chains😒

Ines

When 2 chainz said “run shit like diarrhea” > sweet sweet sweet semen

peach

Am woman can confirm we enter the Backrooms when we start our period

beanbrain

same lmao

Rachel

38:11

Dale Stafford

Jacked Cody had me dying. Gotta have the two big dudes come back and just do the first 10 minutes of the pod next week

Matthew Sutch

I would say first few days of a period is the sunken place, rest you are a passenger in your own body

Aali Dez

rough episode

chwmcfts

Buff Cody was fuckin hilarious! “They scream”😂😂

Hanna Schulthess

as soon as i heard the line sweet sweet sweet semen i removed the download immediately

Ericka

Ben looking at the camera with that empty, cross eyed expression is SENDING ME. 🤣😂

Samantha Roque

In order to keep this controversial I will be undecided as to how I personally woman think to this video. I am a woman so this is real.

Pandora Kellywood

That’s unironically my favorite line in Jacks song of that answers your question

Lindsey

L + Ratio

Tyler Webster

for a more accurate portrayal of a period watch the 2007 smash hit horror movie “teeth”

Celia

I’m going to become the funniest person on this Patreon

Jadon Magee

I hope u not deadass

Jadon Magee

The pufferfish was a jump scare

Caitlin Hogan

My semen perfect call it Immaculate Ejaculate

Zach Thornton

Just listened to “First Class” and ngl It’s pretty smooth 😂 as a lesbian I thought I’d be bothered by it but the “semen” line was so smooth I didn’t mind it. Must be a straight guy thing maybe?

Genesis V

currently watching this in the sunken place

Faith

Noel has already told that pay the rent story in an older episode. I am bombing the White House tomorrow.

Yeetr McBeetr

dawg i’m at work on lunch and i hear horse cum

Karma Sabillon

The pufferfish edit at 38:10 caught me so off guard i'm sorry💀

Ana

I’ve never thought of it as being a passenger in my own body but honestly that’s the perfect way to describe it

Jada Cherry

I came on my period today, what are the chances that’d be a topic of discussion lmao I agree with Noel, I’ve been a fucking mess emotionally the last 4 days and in pain physically for 2 days, it is a demon lol

Ames

38:10 THE HARD CUT OF CODY AND THE PUFFERFISH

Yeetr McBeetr

yes we do go to the sunken place. but usually you know when it’s coming because your hormones start acting up and your body hurts before you actually get your period, so you can brace yourself

soapy

jacked cody did a hell of a job keeping a straight face

Matt Giles

these ripped Codys and noels are actually so funny

emma parnello

We need ripped Cody talking to ripped Noel in a segment

Kolten

Start a new podcast with the two buff dudes you had for the cold opens, and call it the Beefy Meat Gang Podcast

FullChicken

Cody looks like he either has a massive hog or it looks like ken doll

TURBO COUPE

Someone just pulled a Diamond Tester on my TUOT chain and none of them were real. Im getting hammered on a fake chain YouTube Channel. I’m going to need an explanation Noel

Dakota Bowling

Cody's titties look nice

weef


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