Ep 233 - National Slap Day

That’s exactly what I was thinking too since I currently work at one lol

Laura Lewis

THE CITIZEN APP LMFAOOOOOOO

Lily

i was at work and we got robbed. i work at a starbucks. we still have to give that mf water on a daily basis. what i would do to knock the shit out of that dude.

khalil

I'd probably pay money to see Chrissy Teagen get slammed through a table

Brookhill Cooley

cody how you feeling about that loss?? fuke dook

Lauren Smith

Speaking of getting punched, can y’all please get Busta Breezie aka Salt Papi on the pod? 😂

Ethan V

the worst part is that he went and won a grammy like 5 minutes after

frictionlessfrankie

I dont care about that slap at all. Two rich dudes and one got slapped. Thanks for the memes.

Jay

I second Noel’s take about getting your shit rocked at work. It’s quite common, especially in food service. My friend got smacked across the face with a Burger King kid’s meal in the 90s by a mom who was mad that it didn’t come with a Lion King toy.

Madelyn Moore

He’s got the spirit even if he doesn’t know shit lol

Elijah

I could sit and listen to Noel talk about his odd tour experiences for entire episodes. Love hearing about you and Cody’s day to day experience’s even the mundane ones are entertaining when you guys are into it. Also loving the callback jokes and you guys defending your more “controversial” takes. Keep up the good work

Elijah

Same. He described the aura perfectly.

spaulak23

As a lifetime resident of Kansas City, I can confirm that Power Play feels like that haunted place from Willy’s Wonderland but instead of killer animatronics it’s adults drunk at 12 pm on lukewarm beer.

Rylie Miller

7 is not fucking small

Edwin Bauer

I’ve definitely been swung on at work

Sydney

My senior graduation party for our whole class was at power play. The lock you in until 2 am shit. There was a handful of people who ate some edibles before and threw up all over power play. That place is seriously demonic.

Julia Schmidt

Power Play sound like the scenes right out of Big Fat Liar lol

Collin Jorgensen

guys, i gotta say, as a nurse, i have been hit at my job. and it’s something we all kind of expect lmao

Lacey Snyder

No more coach k😂

Ian Gordon

When I worked at Starbucks I expected to get punched .. Karen’s mean af

Hailey

My first thought when this happened was “I can’t wait for Cody and Noel’s reaction”

Conner

Im a Nurse. Ive gotten slapped at work several occasions. Including cock slaps. And yeah, its pretty funny.

henry meek

This was one of the most hilarious renditions of the slap I’ve seen. https://youtu.be/--lQFq7XYYA

James soria

Noel if you are ever in Cincinnati again, go to arcade legacy. Lots of vintage games there

Laura

Unconvincing Cody F1 Fan is hilarious and we need more

buzzwiser

Noel I understand what your saying but you sound so fucking stupid In your explanation. Rethink this sir

Emily Edwards

correct take

anissa

yes noel go off

anissa

The Oscar’s turns into fight club

Liam Hulsey

Noel blow your nose babe

Catherine Saunders

i do because i listen at work and i cant have my phone out but watching the video is so much better 😭

Maria Retamoza

BATMAN GONNA HEADBUST NOELS SPINE BECUASE HE DOSENT LIKE HIS JOKES

Dallan

Ohhh this redbull bit is fucking killing me

Richard Bezjak

Incel Batman is the funniest bit since bryce hall getting cheated on

Blaise Hartman

are there really people who listen to this audio only?? i tried on my commute yesterday and was lost/had fomo 30 seconds in.

Ellie Fisher

Now we're talking! Vince with his signature walk and both of them will be roided tf up. It'll be sick

Yonetan Tesfay

That aughhh sound was hilarious lol especially when Noel prentended to slam that bud light 😂. I loved your guys' comments on the slap as well funny stuff. P.s. Noel come to northern Cali so i can come see your show :)

Nes

god i love noel sniffing hard the whole time so mint love it pls do it every ep

Vanessa

famous dude physically confronts short comedian for roasting him? sounds an awful lot like a certain barber shop incident...

Elijah Duckworth

To everyone getting on Noel for his take; his phrasing wasn’t perfect but he has a point. People get smacked every day but suddenly because it happened on tv people are screaming assault. A generation that grew up watching worldstar comps is running to Twitter acting shocked and calling this traumatic. Calm down

owen simmons

unpopular opinion: I agree with noel's take on the slap

Lily

Nah im with Noel, people are telling on themselves. Will shouldn't have done it, but people are acting like the dude is a terrorist lmfao. It's a slap, yes its fucked up, but its over, whya re people trying to turn this into a life lesson. This was a man worth 300 million dollars slapping another worth 100 mil on national TV. HILARIOUS SHIT.

Jack Diaz Doherty

i used to work in a mental hospital so i would get punched in the face every day lol

kaden

Noel real careful on the Oscars slaps take cause he know he gonna get them “Jada jokes” 🧑🏽‍🦲

Juan Meza

There's a million and 10 things about the Will Smith thing that are hilarious and the one Noel's GOTTA get out of the way is, "man, don't condemn that violence😎"

Luke Ryba

YES THEY LIKE YEAT

Jabez

Where is Ben and Emil

Zakk Carrik

jada is a sorcerer making will act like that after everything

Cass

Matthew McConaughey about to sit down with Noel like "Murphy's Law doesn't mean that everything that can happen will happen..."

Johnny

Cold opens have been so fucking good lately goddamn

Tyler Meisinger

Go Tarheels baby!

William Archer

Cody grew up rich as fuck in Alberta and Noel grew up in east LA and the love these boys have for brunswick zone Dave n busters type places screams suburban Indiana it kills me lol

Moll

It can happen better be a running gag

Geovanny Salgado

I’m literally an F1 fan because of Noel and one of my coworkers. Shit is so addictive. I’m now a Lewis Hamilton stan

Jacinto

stoked to hear about you guys listening to yeat

hamish powell

noel gets it

dee

Cody... IS THAT A HOLE IN YOUR SOCK SIR???

Cameron Smith

Spock knows Ray Volpe?!? That’s dope as hell wth !!

Caileigh Cunningham

Main Event? Try Round 1

brochaco214

Cody doesn’t get why Christian Bale is a good actor and that’s why he doesn’t get call backs

Toni Montana

"saint petes or whatever the fuck that is" me a saint peters fan of 2 weeks ago, raging at my screen

arpon

Noel’s right about most of America being used to seeing a slap. Fucking hilarious

autumn

They seem to ONLY be bullied by kids

Thomas Hudnall

Noel is definitely going to be that 50 year old dude showing up to the go-kart track with his own helmet and driving gloves.

Addam Carothers

mid verslappen the goat

Jack Threlfall

A “Cody and Noel do: Power Play” would be so sick

Micah Coblentz

I remember almost falling asleep once on that carnival ride

Sophie Hammond

Power play was the fucking shit as a kid but no ones parents ever wanted to take us cause they have mastered the art of swindling exhausted parents out of every dollar they have

Sophie Hammond

Yeat. Look him up he’s good

owen simmons

He sounds nothing like nudy dude

owen simmons

noel merch with just "It's not right, but it can happen!"

Sara Knežević

Mfs on Twitter talking about "Assult is a Crime" 🤓 Immediately after the shit popped off..like the internet became a cesspool of virtue signaling. It's obvious keyboard warriors on Twitter just wanna have any take on any current bs just to gratify their own egos. It's funny the info came out today sayin the academy DID actually try and get Will to leave.. but he refused. In hindsight makes sense bc why wouldn't they try and kick him out? it's like Ultimately the people who bitched and virtue signalled at the academy didn't even understand the full context. the internet is rarely a place for nuanced conversations..

Nima

Nima

them talking about yeat has made my year

Maxwell Dahl-Sam

I’m so confused are they saying some artist named yeet? Lol

John Darnbrough

Who are they talking about in the beginning?

John Darnbrough

Noel's fit is ridiculously fye

Josh Carboner

I love me a good step brothers bit

Noah

The Rock's character is stranded in the Amazon while looking buff.

Christian Gamboa

Noel's lowkey drippy this week.

Christian Gamboa

Just got back from Batman. Certified mid

owen simmons

corny

milk

Nah Wills a bitch

Juan Meza

i feel like noel doesn’t fully go into detail about his takes on shit and i wish he would regardless if it’s controversial or unpopular to some, i feel like he had more to say about the will smith/chris rock stuff

taylor rae

noel's take about the slap is soooo trash

Mik Robnett

noel kinda looks like jada

jalen croxen

ok noel but imagine: the fresh prince slaps the shit out of everybody hates chris AT a waffle house

Margaret Farese

I can’t get over Noel’s take lmao. “It can happen” literally anything can happen

Natdog99

cody saying "lupita won the night" was super cringey LOL my dawg sounded like such a millennial hahaha

Joya

noel's take on the slap was on point. I once watched a woman with 3 teeth climb over the waffle house counter and start eating the food off the grill then swing on the employee trying to stop her

Zachary Limaye

Just in: Noel books 12 shows in Kansas City so he can try and reclaim his title as Go Kart Boy.

Will Greiner

Batman bit is getting really really old guys

Brendan Power

Batman fans are having the best day ever after they heard Noel saying that he’s prepped to get hit after saying something wild.

Nick

I guess people used to throw tomatoes at performers way back in the day because they thought tomatoes were poisonous and it would kill them

abby

Noel if you like mini golf and are back in Omaha you should go to Prehistoric or Medieval Putt

Julianna Bock

It’s a slap between two grown men it’s not the end of the world it’s not an appalling situation it is what it is. Celebs have physically fought at awards shows before

Aali Dez

Cody’s hole in his sock… is just mid

LucyFur435

The Oscar’s should be so thankful the slap distracted us from how truly awful the rest of the show and their hosts were. So thankful they put Will up while Jada’s boyfriend is over

Liz

The only good celebrity take I've seen was from Tiffany Haddish: "The most beautiful thing I've ever seen." One of my favorite memes was someone took the cover of Hitch and edited to say HITCHrisrock. And another where someone edited the clip so it was Will Smith's character from Shark Tales slapping Chris Rock's character from Madagscar. https://twitter.com/VRLolathon/status/1508890731754233856

2oV

Noel literallly...trauma survivors were like oh LMAO ok this is something I've seen

abby

People have also brought up how Will's incident wasn't even remotely close to being Oscar's "top 20 shameful moments." People were like "Remember when Hattie McDaniel (Gone with the Wind) won an Oscar but she was made to sit in the far back? And they had to pull favors to let her in? When John Wayne tried to assault Sacheen Little feather during the 1973 Oscars? The John Wayne who also said "I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated" and defended taking over Indigenous people's land because "it was a matter of survival" and they were being selfish for not handing land out to white people? And don't you guys support Roman Polinski? But Will leaving a hand print on Chris's face (at most) is the most deplorable thing that happened at the Oscars apparently.

2oV

Noel if y’all are ever in Dallas Tx area you gotta check out Andretti’s. It’s like Main Event on steroids. Got go carts n shit

LJ

Then, proceeds to watch on his smart fridge

Santiago Gallardo

I love the conspiracy theory takes about Will slapping Chris. There's one that was like "just like 9/11 this will be a major turning point in history." I wish they were shitposting.

2oV

It's free on YouTube and Spotify

abby

I KNOWWWWW YALL AINT HITTIN THAT HEYY👋🏽 HEYY👋🏽 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT⁉️🕵️‍♂️ IM SPINNIN🌪 OFF THESE PERCS💊 LIKE IM A LAUNDROMAT🧺 BITCH PLAYIN WITH MY WOOD🪵 SHE A LUMBERJACK🪓 I JUST TOUCHED👉🏽 AN M💰 THEN I DOUBLED DET💸 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

keesh3x

NEED to know what crashed into the ship

Ethan Wagner

Haha did they really flicker the lights to get Noel to stop talking about nascar ? Hahaha rolling

Allison Kirby

I don’t pay $5 a month to listen to you two pansies talk about F1 racing, I pay $5 a month for you two to make me laugh.

Star Lord

HAHAHAHA! Seriously though- so many videos on twitter of essential workers having to deal with entitled ass, angry customers. Restaurant staff should be allowed to fight at least one customer a week.

Samantha Roque

Chris said “oh I could oh…laughing/gibberish”

Cooper

Cody’s just waiting for Batman to release on HBO Max so that he can rent it on YouTube TV

Kaz

“if i say some wild ass shit, it can happen” exactly

rae

i absolutely cannot wait for duke to eat shit against UNC on saturday and see cody put in his place

Celia

My first thought when I saw the slap was literally “I Cannot wait for them to cover this”

Ireland Sutton

I fully believe the slap was staged but damn it’s so funny

Lindsey

willl was hoping Jadas boyfriend would let him sleep over

C K

Need them both to dress as him for the next episode

VK

White people, typically, don't view any type of aggression outside of physical violence, as violent. So when people get checked for saying stupid shit y'all act like it's a heinous violent act, when in reality, a slap is a 100% justified response

weef

I love Cody, but his takes and views are always extremely white. It's probably a Canadian thing

weef

I want Dana white and Vince McMahon to host the 2023 Oscar’s. And bring in the attitude era of Academy Awards

christian

noel and cody gassing up yeat like that bc they tryna sampled on the next album lmao

buggy

Regarding Chris's non-comment after the slap, it kind of sounds like "ooo i could-" and he stops himself from absolutely laying into Will lmao

Zach Thornton

Mommy’s sweet ham>>>>>>>

christian

the 2022 F1 season has been crazy so far! I'm hoping to see Ferrari fight Red Bull until the end of the season.

Kyle

I concur

bonkyandthebeatman

KEEP THE BATMANS NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH

Michelle Hofer

Thank you for putting me on to severance but also fuck u for leading me to pay for Apple TV

christian

i am loving the bits at the beginning of the eps, y’all kill it every time

Julia Spencer

Unconvincing gay dude deserved its win 👏🏼

Will Neasom

FIRST??

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