Bonus Ep 74 - Miracle of Love

30 days

frictionlessfrankie

YOU KNOW THE SLAP MASK GUY WTF

Joseph Nicolo

Add 5 resistance for the miracle of love

Kharli

the slap on the wrist mask guy is cody's friend?? i hate his commercials LMAO

I work at a bank and so I can say confidently that those bricks of cash were all 1’s, dude was MAYBE holding 2k

lmfao it definitely was

Ethan

this ep was so funny lmao but when the fuck did cody get a flesh light

Dude use the semen collector machine on the next hot laps, hook the guest up

Benjamin

Cody Ko getting railed by dozen dick black brigade. Peloton

Benjamin

Nah you right homie 🤣🤣

Honestly this episode was dope. Peloton

smh of course it's two straight men saying they think girls getting eaten out in porn is boring

Lindsey Paulson

was that a big ol tootski at 55:37?

Where’s the link to that robot bask thing tho

I’m sure it didn’t cross your mind but women watch porn too my guy!!!

Lindsey

I like noel's idea for a symbiote version of Penuma

They actually joked about that on an early episode lol.

Cursed Episode of better than new. Cody has brought the scootski. Noel has brought the automatic semen collector

Miles

Istg Cody has done everything. Coke, Molly, whippets, k2, pocket pussy...a true man of the world

Lauren M.

crying at the thought of a buzzfeed unsolved type thing where they take turns going into a haunted room but its one of yall using the sperm collector and then when ur done the next one takes his turn like "how was it bro" "oh it was sick dude ur gonna love it" "ok tight see you in 30 seconds"

Emma Wallisch

14:00 in yea of corse Cody doesn’t mind Noel playing games during the podcast 🤣🤣cuz he’s sitting here watching cornhub Also love the fact that there seem to really be people complaining about you gaming 🤷🏼‍♂️ this is a subscription service lol you picked to watch these hilarious guys ! Who cares as long as everyone is having fun?

Lane

As someone who lives in Philly, I can attest that only people like that douche with the stacks of cash go to Penn.

Gabi

scootskinator

semen collector has better ROI, you can repackage and sell your jizz in your merch store

42takunai

I gotta know where to get one of those dubstep masks, anyone know what that’s called 😂

Nelson Toler

I only look at the fingering and eating out part...

Can anyone link the bezos tiktok I need to show my friends lol

Speaking of Cody's fleshlights, you guys see that post on /r/shittylifeprotips about using a pocket pussy to hide your stash, because no cop is gonna dig into that😂

my mind immediately went to shot for me when cody said “i can see it in your eyes” lmao

Paige Graham

i feel like they make too much money now and they're way too pussy for that at this rate. like this is some straight up promising young woman shit and yet straight dudes don't call out other straight dudes in the industry that they're "cool" with. and i mean they're canadian....they will sled all day to avoid possible confrontation. i mean, i know the white one would.

skootski but it collects your semen while u ride

G Hef

please dont make me choose between the semen collector and the scootski

Renz Johnson

pelaton porn is just that one bike from its always sunny

I guess girls just don’t watch porn in noel’s head lmao

noel i was mid squat when u said that matthew McConaughey wocky sluuuuush bit and i blew my back out from laughing so fucking hard

nutsack

Yall have got to talk about the David Dobrik situation.

I'm just imagining a frat dude with plastic sunglasses with Pride and Prejudice open in his lap like "Don't act like you guys are in love, just do your job and fuck each other"

Luke Ryba

I felt my dinner reaching my throat when they started to talk about surgery tiktoks .. thanks for ruining my saturday!!

I feel you, I work in long term care 😩

Allison

Osrs player?

Inferno

yoooo luke watches B0aty???

Inferno

You definitely gotta get the scoot-ski, then whip it around in Hot Laps

Isaiah Roberts

semen collector while riding the scootski

I love how Cody was upset at Noel for playing video games bc it reminded me of how poorly twitch streaming went for him and Noel kinda got to flex that skill real quick 😂

pika

I like kissing in porn. It can still be pretty depraved if you kiss after head/eating out and also eating each others assholes. :)

Powdered Toastman

Trackmania is the best mindless game to play while havin a convo

Isaiah Roberts

I got no shame in saying I pay two guys a monthly stipend to rant weekly about dick and balls. with that said buy the seamen collector DLC for your scoot-ski.

Get over yourself. It’s called multitasking. Regardless of sub tier, these guys produce a banger of a podcast. Noel kept great convo. “Call me crazy”, but if you don’t like what you’re getting, then ya’know...

I work at a retirement home... Noel is spot on. It's been a long fucking year, trying to keep everyone's racist grandparents alive. We made it the whole year without a single resident getting covid (yeah, miracle of fucking miracles), but there some comments that had me daydreaming about coughing right in someone's mouth like, buh-bye grandpa 🙋‍♀️

Get the seamen collector... to be the number 6 podcast

Jacob Brittain-Mill

i work in an ER and a patient came in bc his balls were bruised after penuma and i can confirm his meat was still small

ai

I got so many stitches from laughing it lookin like I got a botched lipo.

Antipathi

Cody get the skootski its what this world needs

Racheli

Also love how its totally cool to share links to buy and possibly share wanking machines but you guys draw the line at sharing porn... thats a slippery slope you’re on

That fleshlight would have to be SO clean, it looks like it would sandblast your dick if it got a speck of dust in it :/

I’m not positive, but I swear PH had chapters before YouTube lmao. Like how they had the hover autoplay first also

Joey

I have the weirdest train of thought. Noel talking about a symbiotic living organism that you stick on your dick made me think of astronaut Dick Scobee because every time I hear his name I think of SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast). If you're curious Dick Scobee is from a local town and a lot of stuff around here is named after him, so I chuckle every time I hear his name.

LizzyC

sea men collector

The second guy in the launch house video makes tiktok videos about being 27 yrs old and just goes live on tiktok

casandra gonzalez

You guys need to buy both things

casandra gonzalez

I take back all my scootski hate.

Robby Gibb

cody please god buy the scootski

Callahan Hirrel

call me crazy but if I am paying monthly for a podcast I would like the people in the podcast to be focused on the podcast, not a videogame.

Robby Gibb

HAHA imagine if they just looked directly in the camera the entire pod

CHEESECAKE

Sperm collector, but instead of porn it just has pictures of Matty Giggles

Daniel Ingersoll

hardest i’ve laughed in 2021

peach

Someone needs to talk to Noel about his racing game addiction. Also, if you guys get the sperm collector, you need to download a leaderboard mod.

Nick