Bonus Ep 67 - Welcome to Hollywood

*Shits on the idea of talking about video game interests* "Okay anyways so here's a clip of me playing Hitman 3 lol"

hold up it was katharine mcphee??? she was like gay famous for a while theres no way that clip isnt saved everywhere.

Summer

The bit at 52:00 is real lmao. I remenber watching a "things to do to be more attractive" and one of the things was to get a watch from their sponsors lmao

Nathan

not cody's canadian ass pumping gas for a stolen carrrrrr lol

Ashley Morales

I would say something clever and funny but I'm a little beta bitch boy who does what they're told

Benjamin

hey chill with the zoloft jabs

Robby Gibb

You guys need to try Tropical Sprite

Markaycakes

lol I'm a member of Sigma Chi so I guess that makes me a sigma male too

guys who believe in alpha and sigma males are the male equivalent of astrology chicks

The American Idol clip tiktok on youtube if anyone else wants to watch it: https://youtu.be/d_ze5WJhisA

omg you guys have plastic straws from macdonalds still!?

im an alpha capricorn rising sagittarius male

Noel is so freaking attractive

The fact that this didn’t end with a SIGMA BALLS bit!!!!

Amber Valdez

Worse mouth sounds of 2021 so far

Matyim

this was funny.

See you boys on zoom tonight!

Noel, play some CS with me and show me your gaming thing I’m LE I’ll carry (: mooreontap on steam

Great episode

last few episodes have been fucking gold

Ryan Sexton

you actually have to get the sprite from a mcdonalds in the hood one of the places that also still has the outside jungle gyms

jackie

y’all should do a video on the @whispers_finest (via twitter) or react to it on the podcast

the fact that noel suggested elon musk is sexy is killing meeeee

Delfina Candiani

Im convinced the sigma male shit was made by that voiceover cuck to get an escape from being called a beta

Cameron D Palmer

Ya fr a car-cast would go crazy

car-cast would be so fucking fun

You guys should react to Justinlt23 on tiktok his content is too funny

David Scalia

Yeah they were both making fun of it, its not to be taken seriously

David Scalia

Does anyone hear that screaming in the background?? I’m like 10 minuets in

Grace

I knew you’d like spicy water

I don't like Sprite but same.

2oV

You guys need to seriously finish the male astrology bit and make it a thing.

Chenrey Zhao

i never craved mcdonald’s sprite as much as i did watching this episode

and also weird

katy burke

elon isnt sexy he's just rich

katy burke

Can we stop this whole bullshit about alpha and beta male and other nonsense?

Noel trying to blow out my ear drums screaming into the mic. Damn.

Laura

I thought the American Idol contestant would be some rando not the season's runner up💀

yeah honestly that shit sounds really depressing

William Jones

Ngl you can probably jump start your car battery with a cup of McDonalds Sprite

Benjamin

The way Noel says "next time me and Aleena make out" makes it sound like it doesn't happen often

Benjamin

sigma female

Ellen Jones

unrelated but i appreciate Noels eyes in this lighting

SunandStars

lmfaooo this is the best podcast to date

Luke must have been sweating during the beta male work bit, as Cody and Noel ordered him to pause the video

Bella

the first tip in the sigma males vid just sounds like the male version of "i'm not like other girls, i'm quirky"

em

lol fuck that Sigma male video, imagine creating an entire world for yourself with lore where the Alpha Male you aspire to be is an unattainable state of having zero problems. lol being confident is not the same as having absolutely no problems or insecurities. i grew up on that 4chan tier shit, what they're talking about used to be called Delta Male. i will tell you that all my friends who are badass Alphas are also my friends with major depression. That model of masculinity corrodes your soul. lol but also im gay so im pretty detached from the manosphere. uyeaheyheyep. cool. lol sorry i thought maybe i could throw some jokes in the ramble but like nah

Creamer

we watched a video from that storytelling guy in my education class for "inspiration". He basically said that you shouldn't care how your actions effect others... what a great message of positivity.

Hannah Curran

"Whats your male type?" "Oh I'm a Sugma Male" "Sugma?"

fr have cody eat a popeyes biscuit NO drink

gabby

*sees the postman* fugging sigg, my mail

Hanna

wait til they hear about gamma males as well

Abigail Humphrys

McDonald’s sprite cured the worst hangover of my life

KB

I got a Sprite from McDonalds last week shit was like drinking battery acid, but I liked it

SadSteezGabe

Two guys on the computer and a sprite.

DJ PKD

Did you really mention something about creepy gamers and not drop a single “hell yea”. My god how far have we come

haloxwill

Minute 5 is some peak white shit. Get some Popeye's biscuits, raw.

Andrae

This weeks podcast and bonus made my day!

Nick Fast

Also am I the only one who doesn't get why that American idol scene was bad

I've got different color socks on

Smegma male

Hot laps in the escalade?

Isaiah Roberts

Make Sugma Man merch

Matt Dill

Where's my "Sigma Swinga Hoggus" brothers at?

Austin Beckham

You gotta get a can of sprite and then taste test both of them for the full effect

Bret Morgan

I just worked at McDonald’s over my winter break from college and let me just say that sprite deadass comes out of the nozzle WAY more violently than coke

Emma Caplan

Yes please a car cast

Emma Caplan

PLEASE do a drive thru video !!!

The Keanu look is finally being appreciated clearly 😂

jennessy99

so basically... cody's a bitch for giving that guy gas

Joya

Relax, it was a joke.

Avery C

patreon with nord vpn ads ok cool

poot28

Paula was bard out the entire time she was on American idol

Cody's response to the mustang guy at the gas station is the most Canadian thing ive ever heard

That chainsaw outside sounded like one long extended moan

DrawBoySeanie

sigma balls

Cody was a delta sig holy shit. YITBOS brother!

Casey R

i cant believe yall missed the "u heard of a sigma male?" "a what?" "a sigma whole dick" joke smh cant trust yall with anything anymore

meghan

man i was eatin taco bell 4 dinner nd then these mfs talking bout how they had diarrhea from taco bell and I had to put that shit down LMAO

gabby

McDonald’s sprite or coke are the go to

Matt

Sigma??? Sigma dick in ur beta mouth??

welcome to the bone zone, brother

Black Cat Energy

damn this my first bone zone, im so fucking happy

verbally sucked and fucked

That season of American idol was literally 15 years ago lmao she came in runner up

Caroline Cumbest

Cody giving off sigma energy for giving the man the $8? according to my calculations an alpha would cut the man off at 1 gallon or nothing at all

In my opinion McDonalds sprite hit different in a good way

Angel Bustillos

Yes pls try the sprite at McDonalds

Gillian

Hell yeah boys, this is what gets me through work on fridays

Dustin Pendell